In article <wBkk9.6514$121.215868@twister.austin.rr.com>, Rev. Magdalen <magdalen@subgenius.com> wrote:

> "I AM J'lahn." wrote...
> >
> > Your stalking minions have already tried (in vain) to get my
> > phone number. That hasn't worked. You can't find my address in any
> > publicly viewable databases either.
>
> I have your telephone number and your address. They are in the SubGenius
> database because you placed an order with us on January 31, 2001. Nickie
> Deathchick and Reverend Stang Himself also have copies of this database. So
> all three of us know your address and phone number, yet none of us has
> released that information. Why do you suppose that is, James? It's
> because nobody is stalking you, nobody is a power-mad cult leader, and
> nobody cares about your numerology. You aren't thinking or acting
> rationally, and you should get help.

Actually, Magdalen -- not that I've been stalking this guy back or anything, but I was channelling Nellie Trall the other night and Trall's discarnate voice dictated that when J'lahn's old lady finished school last year, she ran off to California with a karate instructor, and J'lahn, being chronically unemployed due to his temper fits, had to move to rather less fancy digs in a trailer court on the other side of the tracks. They let him use the computer at the local library once a month or so, as long as he doesn't cackle to himself loudly and bother everybody with the 111 stuff.

But I don't believe that evil gossip, because I don't believe in that channelling shit. *I* think I was just making it up off the top of my head in an attempt to figure out why J'lahn can't stop busting his ass trying to make everybody else he talks to online feel like a broke, frustrated, friendless loser.

I have had a lifelong interest in abnormal psychology, you see.

"It is so obvious, and yet the fools do not see it. By definition, my true greatness can only become clear in retrospect; for none may possibly comprehend it until they have fully heeded all my words. But it will be... soon. World events are building inexorably towards the climax of history: My UpThrowing." -- imabob case 71885

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