Subject: Is It a Full Moon?

From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Apr 25, 2002 10:44 AM

The lunies sure are out this week. Are they seeing a bad moon rising?

Every time there's a SubGenius Psycho-Spate, harbinged by flurries of
especially unhinged posts to the newsgroups, emails to me, or calls to
the radio stations, it always seems to coincide with a full moon. I
haven't watched the skies for years, ever since THEY LOOKED BACK that
one time, so I have no idea if it's a full moon now or not.

Cops, teachers, and madhouse employees have to deal with the full moon
effect and many of them will affirm what I say, though. The "problem
kids" become REAL problems, the normally harmless "skels" on the street
become agitated, and the institutional inmates who are already nuts
become murderous.

To make it worse, some amateur spammer sent out a mass mailing ad that
must have had hundreds of recipients in the CC: line (as opposed to the
BCC: line, which would have been harmless). Now, in my email proggie,
Eudora, if I hit "Reply" to a mass mailing with a ton of addresses in
the CC line, it ONLY goes to the original "From" poster. It'll copy to
all those innocent bystanders only if I TELL it to.

But, as we know, some nongeeks have not made such peace with their
emailers, and when they hit "reply," and type in "UNSUBSCRIBE ME FROM
THIS LIST YOU ASSHOLES" and SEND, it goes not only to the asshole in
question, but also to everybody else the asshole first spammed.

And half of THOSE are also clueless about this "Reply-to", "All
Addresses in CC" thing. So they (and me, since I was one of the
spammees) start getting everybody's COMPLAINTS. Yesterday I got a dozen
letters from ANGRY, HILARIOUSLY ILLITERATE strangers saying "Gett me of
this stuped list!!!!!"... AND SO DID ALL THE OTHER ILLITERATE
STRANGERS. Who then did the same thing -- spewed fantastic bile and
hate at every single person in that Carbon Copy encyclopedia. It has
slowed down today, so perhaps the gigantic doses of their own medicine
that each complaining Unsubscriber got helped them to realize that the
villain they were yelling themselves hoarse at was their own echo.

Also, yesterday was Tuesday, and EVERY SUBGENIUS phones me on Tuesdays.
Not every single Sub every Tuesday, but WHEN they call it's always ON a
Tuesday. And the non-Subs also call then. Believe it or not, I still
know quite a few of those too.

And everybody knows what happens to "Bob" on a Tuesday night during a
full moon. I had to deal with THAT too.

Okay back to repairs.

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Subject: Re: Is It a Full Moon?
From: "I AM J'lahn." <jlwn111@att.net>

"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote...

> The lunies [sic] sure are a bad moon rising harbinged by flurries of
> calls to a full moon, full moon now or not. With the full moon
> effect many of them will say mass. But some ANGRY, HILARIOUS
> strangers did the same thing during full moon repairs.

BOO!!! Relax. Calm down. It's not "full" yet. The Details: FRIDAY, APRIL 26,
2002 -- LOOKING SOUTHEAST AROUND 9 P.M. A bright full moon ascends over the
eastern horizon tonight around the time the sun is going down. Every full
moon has a name, and the April full moon is sometimes called the Grass Moon
or Egg Moon. The bright star near the moon tonight is Spica in the
constellation Virgo the Maiden. You'll always know it's Spica if you see a
funny-looking squarish pattern of stars nearby -- this is the constellation
Corvus the Crow. Also, look for the star Arcturus tonight. Each evening now,
Arcturus is located farther to the north -- that would be to your left as
you standing facing the eastern sky -- on the sky's dome. Arcturus is the
brightest light in the constellation Bootes the Chariorteer. Notice that it
shines with an orange color in contrast to blue-while Spica.

I hope this has been helpful.

I AM J'lahn [formerly The Rev. Jim J'lahn, MS, II_III_II].
http://home.att.net/~jlwn111
The Most Holy Trinity Of The ALL_SEVEN Collective, Lodge No. 111
Newton/Lawrence [NW New Jersey / NE kANsas]

"All my life I've awaited your coming and dreaded it."

"I knew soon."

"Now you listen to me. While I will admit to a certain cynicism, the fact is
I am a naysayer and hatchetman in the fight against violence. I pride myself
on taking a punch and I'll gladly take another because I choose to live my
life in the company of Gandhi and King. My concerns are global. I reject
absolutely pride, aggression, and retaliation. The foundation of such a
method is love."

"That such truths may seem trivial I am well aware."

"Show him My Children, show him the Pretty Marks."

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Subject: Re: Is It a Full Moon?
From: "Blackout" <blackout@404infomagic.net>

check out this IRC chat log where gay lon tries to get me to
meet him in a motel so I can beat the shit out of him and take a dump on
his head. he's "disguised" as atavus. it's long but since fruitbat
J'hrfnkn SUFFERS I'm sure you'll love it as much as we did. we also
discuss how he changed his name to mimic Legume's (K'taden - J'hrnlin,
COINCIDENCE?) because he's such a
flaming pink fanboy. I'm pretty sure you owe me $5 for this one.

*** Atavus has joined #subgenius
*** bergil sets mode: +l 24
<whybot> hey, its our old pal the 111 guy!
<whybot> took you long enough
<whybot> you feeble minded old bastard
<Atavus> Had to take a leak...
<Atavus> Ned made up the riddle...
<Atavus> And he made up the answer...
<whybot> if it makes you comfortable
<Atavus> It was a "non-standard" riddle...
<whybot> define STANDARD riddle
<RevLupus> taking a leak = "jerking off to beastiality porn ?"
<Atavus> It wasn't a REAL riddle...
*** Jacklord has joined #subgenius
<whybot> yes, I'm afraid it was
*** RevLupus sets mode: +o Jacklord
<whybot> and a really good one
<whybot> at that
<Jacklord> lo there
<Atavus> I think we called ZOOphillic now...
*** bergil sets mode: +l 25
<RevLupus> hola jack
<whybot> hey Jacklord!
<NedWreck> hey tom
<Jacklord> ho ho ho
<Jacklord> what up Bob
<Atavus> "Beastiality" is so late 70's...
<NedWreck> not much
<whybot> so WHY did you fingerfuck your cat then?
<Atavus> ZOOphillia - covers it a whole lot better...
<whybot> http://home.att.net/~jlwn111/111_cyd.jpg
<NedWreck> hahahahaha
<Jacklord> lol
<RevLupus> its all about furrys now get with the time you have to dress
up as a
tiger then fuck your dog
<whybot> you can SEE your finger up its ass, J'rhlahn
<RevLupus> just fucking your dog isnt enough
<Atavus> You know, it a damn good thing I changed that jpeg...
<Atavus> It's a damn good thing...
<whybot> sure looks CHANGEd
<NedWreck> figer cots, if you love your cat
<Jacklord> inter species sex, saw a dog licking a cat in heat
<whybot> I bet it changed THE CAT too
<RevLupus> was it like www.goatse,cx ?
<RevLupus> are you truly the goatse man
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<Atavus> http://home.att.net/~jlwn111/111_mika.jpg
*** bergil sets mode: +l 26
<Jacklord> then the cat noticed a dog was doing the licking and shot up
the drapes
<Atavus> That's Mika...
<Atavus> He's still alive...
<whybot> I archived your cat fingering picture j'rhlaonh
<Asquire> hey all
<Atavus> http://home.att.net/~jlwn111/111_mika.jpg
<Jacklord> hla
<Atavus> He's out little boy...
*** NedWreck sets mode: +o Asquire
<whybot> OUT?
<Atavus> our little boy...
<Atavus> Isn't he cute?
<Atavus> http://home.att.net/~jlwn111/111_mika.jpg
<RevLupus> beastiality and incest ?
<whybot> so do you ASSFUCK him now?
<RevLupus> sweet christ
<whybot> if its not too personal
<Atavus> ZOOphillia...
<Asquire> ahhhhhhhhhhhh
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<Atavus> ...or ZOOphillic...
*** bergil sets mode: +l 25
<NedWreck> he runs around his bedroom with a screaming, clawing cat
screwed on his
tool
<Atavus> That's not true...
<whybot> hey Ned, did you notice that J'hrednhlm has a name like
Legumes?
<Jacklord> can you get that on dvd
<RevLupus> i saw a picture on the stile project of some guy fucking a
racoon
<Atavus> I had my name before he did...
<whybot> K'taden=J'hahnohnl
<Jacklord> live or roadkill?
<RevLupus> live
<Atavus> WRONG!
<whybot> whatta STALKEr
<RevLupus> maybe he really is legume
<whybot> "STALKED BY A CAT FUCKER"
<NedWreck> it woudn't scream if it was roadkill
<Atavus> Whybot - would you even consider haveing sex with a guy?
<whybot> now he's HITTING on me
<RevLupus> haha
<whybot> jesus
<Atavus> No, just a question...
<Jacklord> criminy
<whybot> sure, bend over frenchy
<RevLupus> he wants to give you the man beef whybot
<Jacklord> drillin for mudbunnies
<Atavus> I mean, don't you want a BIG THICK DICK up your ass? Hmmmm?
<NedWreck> tubesteak smothered in underwear
<Atavus> One in your mouth...
<Atavus> One in each hand...
<whybot> http://home.att.net/~jlwn111/111_jimjahlon_3.jpg
<Atavus> Pumping...
<whybot> the guy that is trying to put it to me
<Atavus> Thrusting...
<Lilith> Try http://216.162.194.10:8002
<NedWreck> have the claw marks healed properly?
<Atavus> I mean, what's WRONG with that?
<whybot> YOU tell me, fagmont
<whybot> sounds like you've been down the highway A LOT
<NedWreck> hershey?
<Atavus> There's NOTHING wrong with that, whybot, NOT A THING...
<Jacklord> but he can always get a date on the weekend
<Atavus> Why does it scare you so?
<NedWreck> at the morgue
<whybot> I just don't like the way YOU do it
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<Atavus> Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh...
<whybot> it's stupid the way YOU do it
*** bergil sets mode: +l 26
<Atavus> So you're "open" to the possibilities with others...
<whybot> he's still trying to pork me
<Atavus> A friend of yours from your childhood, perhaps?
<Atavus> A GUY that you want to fuck?
<whybot> can't guess ariddle but wants to have sweaty buttsex
<NedWreck> your sphincter maybe open
<whybot> GO CRISWELL
<Jacklord> ohhhhh he been to a boyscout circle jerk!
<whybot> http://home.att.net/~jlwn111/111_jimjahlon_3.jpg
<Atavus> Whybot - is it the smell you don't like?
<Atavus> THAT SMELL?
<Lilith> LILITH'S HYMNS TO THE DUSK -- http://216.162.194.10:8002
<whybot> it LOOKS like he knows what he's talking about
<Atavus> Is it the smell of WARM SHIT that turns you off?
<NedWreck> xStream GNU Streaming MP3 Server : Unknown Protocol
<Atavus> Whybot?
<whybot> hey gay ron, how come you paddle a canoe with your pinky
sticking out?
<Atavus> Is THAT the problem?
<whybot> hahahaha
<Lilith> Ned: Open in WinAmp.
<NedWreck> that's another riddle by the way
<Atavus> You mean, you don't like THE STINK ???
<NedWreck> rats
<whybot> you mean of your website?
<Atavus> Why not whybot, why don't you like THE STINK???
<whybot> yes, that does stink
<Atavus> No, of the ASS that you're afraid to LICK and FUCK...
<whybot> he WANTS ME
<Atavus> You know, ASS LICKING and ASS FUCKING...
<whybot> first kevan and now this clown
<Atavus> Got a pic of you?
<whybot> they all WANTS what I GOTS
<Atavus> Any sort of pic?
<Atavus> Are you short?
<whybot> I'm sorry gaylon, I can't have sex with you because you are TOO
STUPID.
you can't even SOLVE A RIDDLE fgor christs sake
<Lilith> Can anyone else open http://216.162.194.10:8002 in WinAmp?
<Atavus> How tall are you?
<Atavus> Whybot - how tall?
<whybot> Lil: no
<Atavus> Are you short?
<whybot> I'm soory stalker boy, all personal info is classified
<NedWreck> multiple personalities. a sure sign of way too much acid. or
gas huffing
<whybot> I don't weant you showing up on my door step with a boner
<Atavus> AHHHHHHHHHHHH - you're SHORT....
<NedWreck> define short
<Atavus> Whybot is only 5'8"...
<Lilith> whybot: Error msg?
<NedWreck> only?
<whybot> xStream GNU Streaming MP3 Server : Unknown Protocol
<Atavus> yes, ONLY...
<RevLupus> it does nothing my winamp
<NedWreck> no gots winamp. dammit dammit dammit
<whybot> gay ron, you really know EVERYTHING about NOTHING don't you?
<whybot> I figured your 111 shit was stupid but it really is EVERYTHING
about you
isn't it?
<whybot> you don't know shit
<Atavus> Lil - xStream GNU Streaming MP3 Server : Unknown Protocol
<whybot> about anything
<whybot> but you THINK you do
<whybot> and thats enough
<Jacklord> and the swords are drawn
<whybot> for YOU
<Atavus> What were you saying SHORT, DUMB little whybot?
<NedWreck> so if 5'8 is short to you, then you must be big. Big Gay Ron
<RevLupus> haha
<whybot> as long as you stay inside your fantasy world
<RevLupus> ++ south park reference
<Atavus> 5'8" is VERY short for a man...
<NedWreck> too late, he's here
<RevLupus> maybe in northern europe
<NedWreck> well, no but 5'3" might be
<whybot> it's funny cuz I'd probably slap the shit out of him and MAKE
HIM suck my
dick if he was anywhere around here
<Jacklord> not in china
<whybot> he could be my asswiper
<Jacklord> Hey theres a party in gay rons mouth
<whybot> I could use a guy like you gay lon
<NedWreck> i'd make the all-china basketball team
<whybot> as a human toilet
*** Lilith has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 180 seconds)
<Jacklord> might like that
<whybot> I bet you could deepthroat a turd
<Atavus> SCAT?
<RevLupus> some sort of scat party ?
<NedWreck> human is a bit of a stretch
<Atavus> Oh yes...
*** bergil sets mode: +l 25
<whybot> well, I'm willing to LEARN on such a WILLING receptacle
<Atavus> Nice warm shit to smear...
<whybot> say AHHHH
<whybot> frenchy
<Atavus> I do have a trip to Mesa coming up...
<Atavus> Maybe we could meet somewhere enar there...
<Atavus> near...
<whybot> now he wants to get beat up
<NedWreck> whybot does NOT give reacharounds, ask kevan
<Jacklord> lol
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<Atavus> I mean, my work takes me to Mesa at least once a month,
actually...
*** bergil sets mode: +l 24
<whybot> so let me get this straight: you want to get anally raped, then
shit on,
then beat up?
<NedWreck> some dipshit gave you a job???
<Atavus> Could we meet in say, Jerome?
<whybot> just so I don't fail you
<Jacklord> told ya
<Atavus> Mt. Mingus?
<Atavus> Or something?
<Jacklord> Mt Dorcus
<Atavus> Whybot?
<RevLupus> i think he wants hot man on man action
<whybot> SAY MY NAME MAN BITCH
<Atavus> Could we meet in Jerome?
<whybot> BEG FOR IT MAN BITCH
<NedWreck> whybot, keep in mind: full body condoms are the stuff of
movies
<Atavus> Whybot - could we meet in Jerome?
<whybot> lets set the TONE, shall we?
<whybot> BEG FOR IT MANBITCH
<Atavus> Parhaps in the Spirit Room?
<Jacklord> I love a good romance
<Atavus> In Jerome?
<NedWreck> and forget for a second that you couldn't EVEN answer a
simple riddle
<whybot> I
<whybot> 1
<whybot> 1
<whybot> 1
<whybot> 1
<whybot> 1
<whybot> 1
<whybot> 1
<whybot> NOW BEG ME
<whybot> BEG FOR THE KEILBASA
<Atavus> Whybot? How 'botu meeting in Jerome?
<Atavus> bout?
<Jacklord> bark like a dog!
<NedWreck> If Jerome's up for a threesome
<whybot> it seems a little HIPPIE for an assbeating don't you think?
<Jacklord> lol
<Atavus> We could stay overnight at the Cottage Inn...
<Atavus> I've been there several times...
<Jacklord> how sweet
<Atavus> They know me...
<whybot> I mean if you want to get cornholed and shit on and beat up we
should meet
in cottonwood right?
<Jacklord> as the Manbitch
<NedWreck> they give him the room with the rubber sheets
<Atavus> Or hey - let's splurge - we'll stay at the Grand!
<whybot> hey gay ron : can you sew?
<Atavus> I have people who sew FOR me...
<whybot> because your ass is going to need a few stitches
<Jacklord> lol
<Atavus> Why's that?
<NedWreck> sorry, i refuse to repair hosebags
<whybot> don't play DUMB WITH ME SIS
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<Atavus> You mean, like, it'll get all stretched out?
*** bergil sets mode: +l 25
<Atavus> And stuff?
<Jacklord> mostly stuff
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<Atavus> From your BIG short man cock?
<whybot> you're not one of those prolapse boys are you?
*** bergil sets mode: +l 26
<Atavus> WHAT???!!!
<whybot> can you write your name in the snow fore and aft?
<Atavus> FBI, yes. Prolapse, no...
<Atavus> oops...
<Jacklord> Its the man run
<Atavus> Did I say that out loud?
<NedWreck> he can piss an x
<RevLupus> haha fbi good one yeah i work with the NSA
<Atavus> I must be running off now...
<NedWreck> no, you typed it, fuckwit
<Atavus> But whybot - think about a night on the town in Jerome...
<NedWreck> I'm Mossad
<Atavus> Just you and I...
<whybot> sure thing fuck face
<Atavus> Is that a "yes" ?
<whybot> you have a MASTERS DEGREE, right?
<Atavus> Yes... and... what about Jerome?
<whybot> Jerome?
<Jacklord> Ive got a Black Belt in glass beer mug
<NedWreck> a masturbaters degree
<Atavus> You're near Jerome, right?
<Atavus> It's within driving distance, right?
<NedWreck> Jeromes not here man
<whybot> what a JACK OFF
<Atavus> [begins sobbing]
<RevLupus> come on whybot he wants to meet you for the hot man sex
<Atavus> WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN???
<whybot> hey, go to Jerome then get on IRC and let me know you are there
<NedWreck> and a dipshit at riddles, even simple ones
<Atavus> http://home.att.net/~jlwn111/111_end.jpg
<Atavus> http://home.att.net/~jlwn111/111_end.jpg
<whybot> then get on the bed and grease up your overstretched butthole
and wait
<Atavus> http://home.att.net/~jlwn111/111_end.jpg
<whybot> you'll be on Stileproject before you know it
<Atavus> Got that?
<whybot> what, your stupid cartoon?
<Atavus> II_III_II = ALL SEVEN.
<whybot> it sucked, like the rest of your so called site
<whybot> I think its ALL 8
<whybot> or 9
<whybot> prove different
<Atavus> II_III_II = ALL SEVEN.
<RevLupus> FUCKING 3300003030302032.5
<Atavus> http://home.att.net/~jlwn111/111_end.jpg
<whybot> it could be 12
<Atavus> That's my proof...
<Atavus> http://home.att.net/~jlwn111/111_end.jpg
<whybot> if you multiply it
<Atavus> Yup.
<Atavus> http://home.att.net/~jlwn111/111_end.jpg
<Atavus> That's about it...
<whybot> or 1
<Atavus> II_III_II = ALL SEVEN.
<whybot> if the 111 was negative 3
<Atavus> And it is...
<NedWreck> proof of what? you glaring inability to solve simple riddles?
<whybot> or if up was down
<Jacklord> dont be so mean to the fag, he's just a slimy sided frog
mouth slit
eating slug
<Atavus> Your riddle was made up...
<whybot> or your ass wasn't so incredibly stupid
<Atavus> Like this one...
<whybot> 111
<Atavus> When is Tabor Lake like a Powdermill?
<whybot> now thats some made up shit
<whybot> A: 111
<Atavus> http://home.att.net/~jlwn111/111_end.jpg
<NedWreck> sure, i made the riddle, but it does indeed have a solution
<whybot> see? proves everything
<Atavus> a BOGUS solution...
<NedWreck> nope
<Jacklord> I missed that part Ned
<Atavus> OK, a DUMB solution? Yes, that's it...
<whybot> hey fagmont you be sure and let me know when you come to town,
huh?
<NedWreck> you say that because you FAILED to solve it. failure
<whybot> I'll buy you some anusol
<Atavus> So... whybot... how close are you to Jerome?
<NedWreck> hehehehehe
<Atavus> Ballpark...
<Jacklord> lol
<whybot> me and jerome is like brothers
<whybot> he was the best man at my wedding
<Atavus> JEROME, ARIZONA!
<NedWreck> anton lavey my scrotum
<NedWreck> hahahaha
<NedWreck> Failure
<NedWreck> Failure
<NedWreck> Failure
<NedWreck> Failure
<NedWreck> Failure
<NedWreck> Failure
<NedWreck> Failure
<NedWreck> Failure
<whybot> in fact there isn't much that I wouldn't do for old jerome
<whybot> 111=DEFAULT
<Jacklord> he just dont get it that you dont wanna play pecker flute
*** O`Blivio is now known as O`Blivion
*** RevLupus changes topic to 'NO THANKS, 111 FRUITBAT. ****
http://www.subgenius.c
om/scatalog/whizbangs.htm **** <Atavus> Whybot - would you even consider
haveing
sex with a guy?'
<Atavus> http://www.atavuswatch.com/
<Atavus> http://www.atavuswatch.com/
<Atavus> http://www.atavuswatch.com/
<whybot> but hey I'll be glad to pork you and then shit down your throat
and then
,,, uhh what was that last thing you wanted again?
<NedWreck> Failure
<NedWreck> Failure
<NedWreck> He's a CLAM!!!
<Atavus> WATCH OUT FOR THE ATAVUS !!!
<Jacklord> ass kickin
<Atavus> And now...
<Atavus> I must leave this place...
<whybot> the jerry lewis of numerologists
*** NedWreck sets mode: +b *!*@www.blurbco.com
<whybot> SAY GOODNIGHT JERRY

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Subject: Re: Is It a Full Moon?
From: "I AM J'lahn." <jlwn111@att.net>

"Blackout" <blackout@404infomagic.net> wrote in message
news:hMXx8.577$oC6.53348@news.uswest.net...
>
> check out this IRC chat log

It was great to re-live those exciting moments! I took the liberty of
editing it down to just the really important stuff:

> <Atavus> What were you saying SHORT, DUMB little whybot?
> <NedWreck> so if 5'8 is short to you, then you must be big.
> <RevLupus> haha
> <Atavus> I'm 6'4"... and 5'8" is VERY short for a man...
> <Atavus> I do have a trip to Mesa coming up...
> <Atavus> Maybe we could meet somewhere near there...
> <Atavus> I mean, my work takes me to Mesa at least once a month,
actually...
> <Atavus> Just you and I...
> <Atavus> But whybot - think about a night on the town in Jerome...
> <Atavus> Is that a "yes" ?
> <whybot> you have a MASTERS DEGREE, right?
> <Atavus> Yes... and... what about Jerome?
> <whybot> Jerome?
> <Atavus> You're near Jerome, right?
> <Atavus> It's within driving distance, right?
> <Atavus> II_III_II = ALL SEVEN.
> <Atavus> Yup.
> <Atavus> Your riddle was made up...
> <Atavus> Like this one...
> <Atavus> http://www.atavuswatch.com/
> <Atavus> And now...
> <Atavus> I must leave this place...

And now, sometimes I'm going to Mesa MORE than once a month!!! Sometimes
THREE times a month!!! And even though you're so fucking short, the offer
still stands!!!

WHY ARE YOU SO AFRAID???!!! Little Blackout-Whybot-Boy no-likeee stinkeee
man-butt? Hmmmmmm? Oh well, It's your loss...

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Subject: Re: Is It a Full Moon?
From: "Blackout" <blackout@404infomagic.net>

"J'larghn."

what a choad you are

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Subject: Re: Is It a Full Moon?
From: El Queso <the_cheese_23@yahoo.com>

YAY! You said choad. That's my word for the day. I picked it this
morning. You must be reading my mind. I must get more foil for a thicker
hat.

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Subject: Re: Is It a Full Moon?
From: IMBJR <imbjr@imbjr.com>

<stang@subgenius.com> wrote:

>The lunies sure are out this week. Are they seeing a bad moon rising?

This Saturday is full moon I believe. Prepare for instense pinkness.

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Subject: Re: Is It a Full Moon?
From: "I AM J'lahn." <jlwn111@att.net>

"Blackout" wrote...

> "J'larghn."
>
> what a choad you are

Hi there, Little Man.

Say, would that be Version 0.8 or 0.82? Because it does matter. Let me know.

I AM J'lahn [formerly The Rev. Jim J'lahn, MS, II_III_II].
http://home.att.net/~jlwn111
The Most Holy Trinity Of The ALL_SEVEN Collective, Lodge No. 111
Newton/Lawrence [NW New Jersey / NE kANsas]

"All my life I've awaited your coming and dreaded it."

"I knew soon."

"That such truths may seem trivial I am well aware."

"Show him My Children, show him the Pretty Marks."

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Subject: Re: Is It a Full Moon?
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

Queso -- you can't just reinforce the hat, you have to pull all your
teeth too, or They can still get in.

Queso, I'm remailing your video today. I wonder... did you ever get the
FIRST video I sent you, about 4 months back or so? Had some Burning Man
on it, I think, and a couple of quicky short vids set to your music? If
you didn't get that, somebody at that OTHER address is scratching their
heads in wonderment.

Blackout -- we sold two Full Metal Dobbsheads in Indiana. Soon you'll
be RICH RICH RICH!! Until then... *I* AM!!! AHAHAHAHA

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Subject: Re: Is It a Full Moon?
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

We had a whole lot of activity from the nutters the last TWO full
moons, that's why I noticed. One could almost set a calendar by certain
newsgroup posters' agitation.

I don't believe in astrology at ALL, even though some astrologers have
uncanny intuition and Shelock Holmes-like powers of observation. And
the fact that Leos really do act like Leos etc. I still don't believe
that hogwash. I do, however, believe that our sisterly satellite
somehow applies a very real and even sinister tug to any sanity glands
that aren't tightly battened down.

I just got out my Black and Decker drill and screwed down my sanity
glands as tight as they'd go, and told the men to tie me to the mast
and plug my ears with wax come midnight tonight. I hope I'm not still
at that Skeptic's Club meeting when midnight comes.

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Subject: Re: Is It a Full Moon?
From: nickie@subgenius.com (Rev. Nickie)

> We had a whole lot of activity from the nutters the last TWO full
> moons, that's why I noticed. One could almost set a calendar by certain
> newsgroup posters' agitation.

It has nothing to do with the moon. It's all about my PMS.

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