Subject: Bizarre occurrence

From: inigo@montoya.net (D. P. Roberts)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Jan 15, 2002 9:34 AM
Message-ID: <3c483acc.3178511@news.earthlink.net>

Over Saturday and Sunday, in separate locations, I heard THREE people
*whistling*. That is rare in itself, but they were all three
whistling the same song -- "Music, Music, Music" and two of them were
stuck on that one line that goes "put another nickel in". It really
freaked me out, and it was even worse once I could identify the song.

The only other time that has happened was in the grocery store and the
piped-in music was playing that Lovin' Spoonful song and about 5
people were whistling to that.
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Subject: Re: Bizarre occurrence
From: "xenu" <hellokittie@hotmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Jan 15, 2002 10:16 AM
Message-ID: <4JX08.863$rx6.102218@news2.east.cox.net>

--
"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety
deserve neither liberty nor safety."
Benjamin Franklin, Historical Review of Pennsylvania, 1759.
"D. P. Roberts" <inigo@montoya.net> wrote in message
news:3c483acc.3178511@news.earthlink.net...
> Over Saturday and Sunday, in separate locations, I heard THREE people
> *whistling*. That is rare in itself, but they were all three
> whistling the same song -- "Music, Music, Music" and two of them were
> stuck on that one line that goes "put another nickel in". It really
> freaked me out, and it was even worse once I could identify the song.
>
> The only other time that has happened was in the grocery store and the
> piped-in music was playing that Lovin' Spoonful song and about 5
> people were whistling to that.

'put an other nickel in the nickel-ickel-odeon and we'll have music music
music"
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Subject: Re: Bizarre occurrence
From: "xenu" <hellokittie@hotmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Jan 15, 2002 10:25 AM
Message-ID: <vRX08.864$rx6.103068@news2.east.cox.net>

Music, Music, Music
Words and Music by Stephen Weiss and Bernie Baum
Copyright ©1950 Cromwell Music Corporation, renewed 1978 by Warner
Communications.

Chorus Put another nickel in, in the nickelodeon.
All I want is loving you and Music, Music, Music.
I'd do anything for you, anything you want me to.
All I want is hugging you and Music, Music, Music.

Closer, my dear, come closer,
The nicest part of any melody is when you're dancing close to me.
Put another nickel in, in the nickelodeon.
All I want is loving you and Music, Music, Music.
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Subject: Re: Bizarre occurrence
From: HellPope Huey <hellpopehuey@subspamgeenyus.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Jan 15, 2002 9:33 PM
Message-ID: <a22oqn0a7l@drn.newsguy.com>

In article <vRX08.864$rx6.103068@news2.east.cox.net>, "xenu" says...
>"D. P. Roberts" <inigo@montoya.net> wrote in message
>news:3c483acc.3178511@news.earthlink.net...
>> Over Saturday and Sunday, in separate locations, I heard THREE people
>> *whistling*. That is rare in itself, but they were all three
>> whistling the same song -- "Music, Music, Music" and two of them were
>> stuck on that one line that goes "put another nickel in". It really
>> freaked me out

>Chorus Put another nickel in, in the nickelodeon.
>All I want is loving you and Music, Music, Music.
>I'd do anything for you, anything you want me to.
>All I want is hugging you and Music, Music, Music.

Try whistling stuff like Wagner's "Ride of the Valkyries," some Gershwin or
"Eruption" from Emerson, Lake & Palmer's "Tarkus" album. Its a real deterrent to
having people crowd you in stores. So is screaming "GET AWAY FROM ME OR I'LL
KILL YOUUU!!", but whistling is easier. I think the creeping disquiet lasts
longer as well. AS a SubGenius, you have an obligation to instill time-released
fear in the Normals. Now pucker up.

HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
Lord High Mayor of Funkville,
The Happiest Place on Earth

"Don't start gettin' lazy, you gotta kick for me."
- "Boston Public"

"The main difference between men and women
is that men are lunatics
and women are idiots."
- Rebecca West

"You think you're so great,
just because you have God-like powers."
- "The Simpso
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Subject: Re: Bizarre occurrence
From: Kevan <cuthulu@shreve.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Jan 15, 2002 10:10 PM
Message-ID: <7mr94ugml3n937ccoopmq04c659j1iidjh@4ax.com>

On 15 Jan 2002 18:33:59 -0800, HellPope Huey <hellpopehuey@subspamgeenyus.com>
from Nuts For A Democratic Mars wrote:

> Try whistling stuff like Wagner's "Ride of the Valkyries," some Gershwin or
>"Eruption" from Emerson, Lake & Palmer's "Tarkus" album. Its a real deterrent to
>having people crowd you in stores. So is screaming "GET AWAY FROM ME OR I'LL
>KILL YOUUU!!", but whistling is easier. I think the creeping disquiet lasts
>longer as well. AS a SubGenius, you have an obligation to instill time-released
>fear in the Normals. Now pucker up.

If you want to drive most people away from you, the surest way is just to talk
to them, because Americans are mostly conditioned to be alienated from one
another. Most will recoil in horror at the fact that you are speaking to them in
public and they don't know you. A few people still retain their humanity,
though, and will be happy to talk with you. Those people are the best.

--
"hahahahaha ... that's it ... that tickles elmo the most!"
http://home.sport.rr.com/cuthulu/ human rights = peace
http://member.newsguy.com/~cuthulu/ alt.slack archive
You can't hurt me!! I have an ASSUMABLE MORTGAGE!! 9:10:20 PM 15 January 2002
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Subject: Re: Bizarre occurrence
From: HellPope Huey <hellpopehuey@subspamgeenyus.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Jan 15, 2002 11:04 PM
Message-ID: <a22u430ml7@drn.newsguy.com>

In article <7mr94ugml3n937ccoopmq04c659j1iidjh@4ax.com>, Kevan says...

>If you want to drive most people away from you, the surest way is just to talk
>to them, because Americans are mostly conditioned to be alienated from one
>another.

You've certainly livened up the group by demonstrating how well you've learned
this lesson. Its quite ironic, too, since despite a few tiffs, we're so ALIEN to
THEM, we tend to cleave unto one another pretty well.
Consider: as a SubGenius, you're fully allowed to taste like peyote, but
functioning like an Olestra smoothie yields you all the enchanting benefits of
the Squirts. And then Miss Bitters said "Class dispossesed!"

HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
Lord High Mayor of Funkville,
The Happiest Place on Earth

"Don't start gettin' lazy, you gotta kick for me."
- "Boston Public"

"The main difference between men and women
is that men are lunatics
and women are idiots."
- Rebecca West

"You think you're so great,
just because you have God-like powers."
- "The Simpson
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Subject: Re: Bizarre occurrence
From: "xenu" <goaway@yhaoo.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Jan 15, 2002 10:55 PM
Message-ID: <_Q618.136309$Wd.39820410@news1.rdc1.az.home.com>

"Kevan" <cuthulu@shreve.net> wrote in message
news:7mr94ugml3n937ccoopmq04c659j1iidjh@4ax.com...
> On 15 Jan 2002 18:33:59 -0800, HellPope Huey
<hellpopehuey@subspamgeenyus.com>
> from Nuts For A Democratic Mars wrote:
>
> > Try whistling stuff like Wagner's "Ride of the Valkyries," some Gershwin
or
> >"Eruption" from Emerson, Lake & Palmer's "Tarkus" album. Its a real
deterrent to
> >having people crowd you in stores. So is screaming "GET AWAY FROM ME OR
I'LL
> >KILL YOUUU!!", but whistling is easier. I think the creeping disquiet
lasts
> >longer as well. AS a SubGenius, you have an obligation to instill
time-released
> >fear in the Normals. Now pucker up.
>
> If you want to drive most people away from you, the surest way is just to
talk
> to them, because Americans are mostly conditioned to be alienated from one
> another. Most will recoil in horror at the fact that you are speaking to
them in
> public and they don't know you. A few people still retain their humanity,
> though, and will be happy to talk with you. Those people are the best.

Oh my Gawd I can't believe I'm saying this but kevan is correct
I did the experiment for psyc. class, it really freaks people out what
strangers talk to em.
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Subject: Re: Bizarre occurrence
From: "Ricky Nielsen" <rickyn@lor.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Jan 16, 2002 12:20 AM
Message-ID: <t4818.65$8w2.3932326@news2.randori.com>

I don't know bub I talk to strangers all the time and have yet to have
anyone recoil in horror.Maybe ya need to change yer aftershave or sumthin'.
>
>
> --
> "hahahahaha ... that's it ... that tickles elmo the most!"
> http://home.sport.rr.com/cuthulu/ human rights = peace
> http://member.newsguy.com/~cuthulu/ alt.slack archive
> You can't hurt me!! I have an ASSUMABLE MORTGAGE!! 9:10:20 PM 15 January
2002
>
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Subject: Re: Bizarre occurrence
From: "Ricky Nielsen" <rickyn@lor.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Jan 16, 2002 12:22 AM
Message-ID: <s6818.66$8w2.5308478@news2.randori.com>

"xenu" <goaway@yhaoo.com> wrote in message
news:_Q618.136309$Wd.39820410@news1.rdc1.az.home.com...
>
> "Kevan" <cuthulu@shreve.net> wrote in message
> news:7mr94ugml3n937ccoopmq04c659j1iidjh@4ax.com...
> > On 15 Jan 2002 18:33:59 -0800, HellPope Huey
> <hellpopehuey@subspamgeenyus.com>
> > from Nuts For A Democratic Mars wrote:
> >
> > > Try whistling stuff like Wagner's "Ride of the Valkyries," some
Gershwin
> or
> > >"Eruption" from Emerson, Lake & Palmer's "Tarkus" album. Its a real
> deterrent to
> > >having people crowd you in stores. So is screaming "GET AWAY FROM ME OR
> I'LL
> > >KILL YOUUU!!", but whistling is easier. I think the creeping disquiet
> lasts
> > >longer as well. AS a SubGenius, you have an obligation to instill
> time-released
> > >fear in the Normals. Now pucker up.
> >
> > If you want to drive most people away from you, the surest way is just
to
> talk
> > to them, because Americans are mostly conditioned to be alienated from
one
> > another. Most will recoil in horror at the fact that you are speaking to
> them in
> > public and they don't know you. A few people still retain their
humanity,
> > though, and will be happy to talk with you. Those people are the best.
>
> Oh my Gawd I can't believe I'm saying this but kevan is correct
> I did the experiment for psyc. class, it really freaks people out what
> strangers talk to em.

Weird I do it all the time/almost everyday.People on the whole seem relieved
to get past the stranger bit.
>
>
>
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Subject: Re: Bizarre occurrence
From: "xenu" <goaway@yhaoo.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Jan 16, 2002 12:58 AM
Message-ID: <cE818.136840$Wd.39891809@news1.rdc1.az.home.com>

"Ricky Nielsen" <rickyn@lor.net> wrote in message
news:s6818.66$8w2.5308478@news2.randori.com...
>
> "xenu" <goaway@yhaoo.com> wrote in message
> news:_Q618.136309$Wd.39820410@news1.rdc1.az.home.com...
> >
> > "Kevan" <cuthulu@shreve.net> wrote in message
> > news:7mr94ugml3n937ccoopmq04c659j1iidjh@4ax.com...
> > > On 15 Jan 2002 18:33:59 -0800, HellPope Huey
> > <hellpopehuey@subspamgeenyus.com>
> > > from Nuts For A Democratic Mars wrote:
> > >
> > > > Try whistling stuff like Wagner's "Ride of the Valkyries," some
> Gershwin
> > or
> > > >"Eruption" from Emerson, Lake & Palmer's "Tarkus" album. Its a real
> > deterrent to
> > > >having people crowd you in stores. So is screaming "GET AWAY FROM ME
OR
> > I'LL
> > > >KILL YOUUU!!", but whistling is easier. I think the creeping disquiet
> > lasts
> > > >longer as well. AS a SubGenius, you have an obligation to instill
> > time-released
> > > >fear in the Normals. Now pucker up.
> > >
> > > If you want to drive most people away from you, the surest way is just
> to
> > talk
> > > to them, because Americans are mostly conditioned to be alienated from
> one
> > > another. Most will recoil in horror at the fact that you are speaking
to
> > them in
> > > public and they don't know you. A few people still retain their
> humanity,
> > > though, and will be happy to talk with you. Those people are the best.
> >
> > Oh my Gawd I can't believe I'm saying this but kevan is correct
> > I did the experiment for psyc. class, it really freaks people out what
> > strangers talk to em.
>
> Weird I do it all the time/almost everyday.People on the whole seem
relieved
> to get past the stranger bit.
It most likely depends on where you are I'm in the city.
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Subject: Re: Bizarre occurrence
From: William Earl Haskell <forban@hal-pc.org>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Jan 16, 2002 12:51 AM
Message-ID: <3C4514E0.24B1E964@hal-pc.org>

"D. P. Roberts" wrote:
>
> Over Saturday and Sunday, in separate locations, I heard THREE people
> *whistling*. That is rare in itself, but they were all three
> whistling the same song -- "Music, Music, Music" and two of them were
> stuck on that one line that goes "put another nickel in". It really
> freaked me out, and it was even worse once I could identify the song.
>
> The only other time that has happened was in the grocery store and the
> piped-in music was playing that Lovin' Spoonful song and about 5
> people were whistling to that.

Several years ago, I was in a local grocery store, a high-ceilinged
affair with a balcony of some sort (who knows why) - and on that one
occasion they had a rather decrepit-looking street person up there with
a guitar, crooning his own version of the Barney song!!! I didn't hang
around in there - only afterwards did it occur to me to wonder if he
took requests (NIN's "Mister Self Destruct" would have been nice).
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Subject: Re: Bizarre occurrence
From: Kevan <cuthulu@shreve.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Jan 16, 2002 2:23 AM
Message-ID: <8daa4uk3rfcthssjlh02fs7rchde6epmhc@4ax.com>

On Wed, 16 Jan 2002 05:20:26 GMT, "Ricky Nielsen" <rickyn@lor.net> from Randori
News - http://www.randori.com wrote:

>I don't know bub I talk to strangers all the time and have yet to have
>anyone recoil in horror.Maybe ya need to change yer aftershave or sumthin'.

As I said, some people have retained their socialization and are more than happy
to talk. But as for what you said, when you 'talk to strangers,' is it more than
just the ritualized sayings? Is it more than a "Hello, how are you, I'm fine,
goodbye?" That's not conversation. Try this: go up to a stranger and say hello
then ask them what they think about an important issue and after they've
finished tell your opinion on it. Chances are they will be really freaked out.
In fact, they will probably suspect you have ulterior motives.

--
"hahahahaha ... that's it ... that tickles elmo the most!"
http://home.sport.rr.com/cuthulu/ human rights = peace
http://member.newsguy.com/~cuthulu/ alt.slack archive
a low dog is a plastic chain; 1:23:23 AM 16 January 2002
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Subject: Re: Bizarre occurrence
From: inigo@montoya.net (D. P. Roberts)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Jan 16, 2002 4:03 AM
Message-ID: <3c453e99.797895@news.earthlink.net>

>If you want to drive most people away from you, the surest way is just to talk
>to them, because Americans are mostly conditioned to be alienated from one
>another. Most will recoil in horror at the fact that you are speaking to them in

I had a guy come up to me in the Quik Trip last Sunday morning. He
asked me if I had heard of the break-in at the police station where
they stole 25 toilet seats and the police weren't going to do anything
because they had nothing to go on.

At first I thought he was someone who knew me, as I am in radio and
was holding down a booth at a gun show, but then he told it to someone
else.
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Subject: Re: Bizarre occurrence
From: "Chas. M. Bee" <c-bee1@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: c-bee1@uiuc.edu
Date: Wed, Jan 16, 2002 1:41 PM
Message-ID: <3C45C962.CDD12F23@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu>

Kevan wrote:
>
> On Wed, 16 Jan 2002 05:20:26 GMT, "Ricky Nielsen" <rickyn@lor.net> from Randori
> News - http://www.randori.com wrote:
>
> >I don't know bub I talk to strangers all the time and have yet to have
> >anyone recoil in horror.Maybe ya need to change yer aftershave or sumthin'.
>
> As I said, some people have retained their socialization and are more than happy
> to talk. But as for what you said, when you 'talk to strangers,' is it more than
> just the ritualized sayings? Is it more than a "Hello, how are you, I'm fine,
> goodbye?" That's not conversation. Try this: go up to a stranger and say hello
> then ask them what they think about an important issue and after they've
> finished tell your opinion on it. Chances are they will be really freaked out.
> In fact, they will probably suspect you have ulterior motives.

Yeah, like fundamentalist Christians, or anti-abortion wacks.
They've pretty much made approaching people in public unfashionable
these days.
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Subject: Re: Bizarre occurrence
From: "Jonny Bravo" <jonlberg@nospamolahotmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Jan 16, 2002 4:04 PM
Message-ID: <3c45ea2e$0$35618$1dc6e903@news.corecomm.net>

I Yak at people all the time...I live in the city...What it sounds like to
me
is alot of people dont even know how to start a conversation......I
generally
Make an open-ended observation of my surroundings or situation...
and almost always get a reply..hell I been doing this experiment for
years....
Besides peoples are like a box of chocolates...
you never know when you might run into a nut..........

--
Jonny Bravo

If it doesn't kill you it makes you stronger..Nietzche
Ya but I bet it still Smarts like the dickens...J. Bravo

http://boneheadgrafix.tripod.com
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Subject: Re: Bizarre occurrence
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Jan 20, 2002 5:16 PM
Message-ID: <200120021716144716%stang@subgenius.com>

In article <7mr94ugml3n937ccoopmq04c659j1iidjh@4ax.com>, Kevan
<cuthulu@shreve.net> wrote:

>
> If you want to drive most people away from you, the surest way is just to talk
> to them, because Americans are mostly conditioned to be alienated from one
> another. Most will recoil in horror at the fact that you are speaking to them
> in
> public and they don't know you. A few people still retain their humanity,
> though, and will be happy to talk with you. Those people are the best.
>

I can easily believe that that has been your experience. If your real
world demeanor is anything like your bitter online demeanor, I am not a
bit surprised that most people would feel creeped out around you.

I look like a fucking HOBO, yet most strangers don't "recoil in horror"
if I make small talk at the check out line or whatnot. Blabbering
unsolicited about one's private affairs and political opinions, that's
another thing. It's usually kind of frightening when a total stranger
starts EXPLAINING things to you. Odd that I sometimes am paid to do
exactly that to total strangers.

I attribute this to my UNTHINKING DEVOTION TO DOBBS. I have his beaming
smile permanently fixed in my brainscreen and it helps transmit the
(usually sincere) impression to the audience, or the store clerk, that
I actually do sort of slightly give at least a small bit of a shit
about them, in general. It is only possible to transmit this to an
audience if you are not AFRAID of them, and for most people that simply
takes practice.

The mere sight of 100 other primate eyeballs all focused on one is
enough to unnerve just about anybody, unless they've had it happen
several times without any terrible repercussions.

But as far as just making ordinary day to day eye contact with fellow
bipeds, EVEN MERE-HUME NORM-WORMS and LOWLY DESPICABLE BOOT-LICKING
PINKS, I, when forced to leave my bunker for the various jobs or
supplies, do not generally find it a particularly hostile, cold or
anxiety ridden world, nor do I get the impression that most of my
friends do either.

I do feel that roughly half the two-leggeds are what I would call
basically assholes and about half are what I would call "basically OK."
You, for instance, fall into, even help to define, the former category
in many people's minds, and that might account for the reactions from
strangers that you report.

Don't get me wrong; I remain an avowwed hater of humans. It's just that
I look for the Yeti in everyone and am surprised how often I see it.

"But you don't believe in the Yeti. No wonder you don't see them." --
Sherpa Tang in "BRIDE OF THE YETI," ConBob Pictures 1954

"You don't believe in ConBob Pictures. No wonder you don't see "Bride
of the Yeti" in TV Guide." -- not ripped off from Zippy

--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
A subsidiary of:
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc. / P.O. Box 140306, Dallas, TX 75214
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB
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Subject: Re: Bizarre occurrence
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Jan 20, 2002 5:34 PM
Message-ID: <200120021734521932%stang@subgenius.com>

In article <s6818.66$8w2.5308478@news2.randori.com>, Ricky Nielsen
<rickyn@lor.net> wrote:

> "xenu" <goaway@yhaoo.com> wrote in message
> news:_Q618.136309$Wd.39820410@news1.rdc1.az.home.com...
> >

> > > though, and will be happy to talk with you. Those people are the best.
> >
> > Oh my Gawd I can't believe I'm saying this but kevan is correct
> > I did the experiment for psyc. class, it really freaks people out what
> > strangers talk to em.
>
> Weird I do it all the time/almost everyday.People on the whole seem relieved
> to get past the stranger bit.
> >

Right. Some people really do just want to be left alone. Sometimes I
just want to be left alone. But GENERALLY the token eye contact, slight
smile, tip of the head, flip of the finger or whatever, just tiny half
visible primate non-threat signals, those keep the monkeys from feeling
they're in an unfriendly cage.

When you're on a two lane country highway and a guy comes up behind you
wanting you to move your slow ass out of his way, you pull over a
little so he can get by, both of you give one of those little "Good Ol'
Boy" Howdy waves and everything's cool. OR you can decide you're going
to enforce his speed limit, and "ignore" him so that you end up
shooting each other the bird when he finally gets around you.

Life in big cities would be intolerable without the unspoken
understanding that yelling and screaming are human reactions to
overcrowding. Likewise, out in the boonies, if you don't nod the Howdy
nod to strangers then it's like you're saying, "WE SHALL E'ER REMAIN
STRANGERS" and contributing to that paranoid lone nut outlook that is
not NECESSARILY accurate. In Nu-monet's case, or my case, it probably
IS accurate, but I'm talking generally.

I mean, I AM a paranoid lone nut, PROFESSIONALLY, and I LOOK THE PART,
and yet I don't find it all that difficult to get through a day without
strangers recoiling in horror. Saying after you maam and and whew, long
line isn't it, is part of the solution, not the problem, and I am
living proof that even the most hate-filled mutant bastard can at least
PRETEND to be unthreatening and even downright friendly.

We only moved here a few months ago but we know a whole lot of our
neighbor's names. I painted my van so it wouldn't embarrass the
neighborhood. I'm just Regular Old Good Neighbor Stang to most of these
nice folks around here, and even if they knew I believed they were all
going to die horribly on X-Day for not sending their $30 to "Bob,"
they'd probably just kind of joke about it tolerantly when I wasn't
around. Maybe they DO. Just like I joke tolerantly about them dying
horribly on X-Day.

I believe that almost ALL kooks can live together in peace, since they
all hate the Conspiracy as well as each other.

UNTIL X-DAY that is. Then it's ALL a MOOT POINT.

Subject: Re: Bizarre occurrence
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Jan 20, 2002 5:37 PM
Message-ID: <200120021737160612%stang@subgenius.com>

In article <3c453e99.797895@news.earthlink.net>, D. P. Roberts
<inigo@montoya.net> wrote:

> >If you want to drive most people away from you, the surest way is just to
> >talk
> >to them, because Americans are mostly conditioned to be alienated from one
> >another. Most will recoil in horror at the fact that you are speaking to
> >them in
>
> I had a guy come up to me in the Quik Trip last Sunday morning. He
> asked me if I had heard of the break-in at the police station where
> they stole 25 toilet seats and the police weren't going to do anything
> because they had nothing to go on.
>
> At first I thought he was someone who knew me, as I am in radio and
> was holding down a booth at a gun show, but then he told it to someone
> else.

THAT WAS ME, you unfriendly, paranoid bastard! I thought it was the
most HILARIOUS joke and I wantd everybody to get a big laugh out of it.

Subject: Re: Bizarre occurrence
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Jan 20, 2002 5:58 PM
Message-ID: <200120021758186547%stang@subgenius.com>

In article <8daa4uk3rfcthssjlh02fs7rchde6epmhc@4ax.com>, Kevan
<cuthulu@shreve.net> wrote:

> On Wed, 16 Jan 2002 05:20:26 GMT, "Ricky Nielsen" <rickyn@lor.net> from
> Randori
> News - http://www.randori.com wrote:
>
> >I don't know bub I talk to strangers all the time and have yet to have
> >anyone recoil in horror.Maybe ya need to change yer aftershave or sumthin'.
>
> As I said, some people have retained their socialization and are more than
> happy
> to talk. But as for what you said, when you 'talk to strangers,' is it more
> than
> just the ritualized sayings? Is it more than a "Hello, how are you, I'm fine,
> goodbye?" That's not conversation. Try this: go up to a stranger and say hello
> then ask them what they think about an important issue and after they've
> finished tell your opinion on it. Chances are they will be really freaked out.
> In fact, they will probably suspect you have ulterior motives.

And they would be right. The ritualized sayings are one thing.
Inappropriately invading a stranger's personal space is another thing.
That's the sign of a broken monkey who can't "read" the other monkeys'
signals very well. AHEM.

Subject: Re: Bizarre occurrence
From: Kevan <cuthulu@shreve.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Jan 20, 2002 6:09 PM
Message-ID: <oajm4u0dfe7h7cg150dhd8bdice8echo94@4ax.com>

On Sun, 20 Jan 2002 17:16:14 -0500, "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com> from
http://extra.newsguy.com wrote:

>In article <7mr94ugml3n937ccoopmq04c659j1iidjh@4ax.com>, Kevan
><cuthulu@shreve.net> wrote:
>
>
>>
>> If you want to drive most people away from you, the surest way is just to talk
>> to them, because Americans are mostly conditioned to be alienated from one
>> another. Most will recoil in horror at the fact that you are speaking to them
>> in
>> public and they don't know you. A few people still retain their humanity,
>> though, and will be happy to talk with you. Those people are the best.
>>
>
>
>I can easily believe that that has been your experience. If your real
>world demeanor is anything like your bitter online demeanor, I am not a
>bit surprised that most people would feel creeped out around you.

1) It seems to me that since Americans are for the most part deliberately
alientaed from one another, that that would be most people's experience. You can
have the accepted little pseudo-conversations about trivial things, but it's not
acceptable to discuss important things. For example, you can tlk about last
night's episode of "Wings," but you can't talk about how the U.S. is killing
innocent people overseas.

2) I'm not bitter about anything.

3) I am a deliberate freak without warning, just as many here are. I long ago
accepted that I wouldn't be a lot of people's bag. Probably just like you accept
it.

--
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Subject: Re: Bizarre occurrence
From: Kevan <cuthulu@shreve.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Jan 20, 2002 6:12 PM
Message-ID: <uljm4uo4ter9e9f0j3nquj1ab6ggkgm4ec@4ax.com>

On Sun, 20 Jan 2002 17:58:18 -0500, "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com> from
http://extra.newsguy.com wrote:

>And they would be right. The ritualized sayings are one thing.
>Inappropriately invading a stranger's personal space is another thing.
>That's the sign of a broken monkey who can't "read" the other monkeys'
>signals very well. AHEM.

Fine, you can stay separated as much as you can manage from people. That's your
right.

--
"hahahahaha ... that's it ... that tickles elmo the most!"
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http://member.newsguy.com/~cuthulu/ alt.slack archive
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Subject: Re: Bizarre occurrence
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Jan 20, 2002 6:21 PM
Message-ID: <200120021821481346%stang@subgenius.com>

In article <3c45ea2e$0$35618$1dc6e903@news.corecomm.net>, Jonny Bravo
<jonlberg@nospamolahotmail.com> wrote:

> I Yak at people all the time...I live in the city...What it sounds like to
> me
> is alot of people dont even know how to start a conversation......I
> generally
> Make an open-ended observation of my surroundings or situation...
> and almost always get a reply..hell I been doing this experiment for
> years....
> Besides peoples are like a box of chocolates...
> you never know when you might run into a nut..........

Some SubGeniuses are just plain painfully shy. Or can't think of
anything pleasant to say so would rather just NOT START ANYTHING.

If one were the kind of Childe SubGenius that got mocked and beaten
daily by one's schoolmates, one might respond by becoming, OH, just a
bit "shy," or, contrariwise, by developing an outrageously outgoing
persona, one that might frighten or piss off humans.

In school I was generally able to be The Invisible Boy when bullies
were about, even though my friends were often the class misfits and
monster fans. So I dunno what my problem is now. Some people still
just piss me the fuck off and vice versa. Even strangers, though not
often.

I dunno how good I would be at playing normal office politics any more,
after years of being free lance. I have become adapted to SubGeniuses
and Ne'er Do Wells such as artists and musicians, so having to contain
my Daily Hate around a gaggle of poor earnest well meaning office Pinks
might tax the tolerance I like to pretend I think I have, in dreamland.
God forbid that I get tested any time soon. I'd rather sell my comic
books than learn once and for all that I can no longer Pass for Pink
when the hammer comes down.

I'll tell you what's REALLY exhausting, is trying to make MORE than
small talk with KNOWN ACQUAINTANCES when there are a LOT of known
acquaintances about. That's the Curse of Big Parties (and all devivals,
for that matter). But it's better than not seeing all those known
acquaintances at all, I suppose.

I can certainly understand how many a SubGenius would be completely
asocial and just KEEP TO ITSELF, if they didn't have a devil with a
pitchfork pipe, poking their ass every minute, like I do.

Subject: Re: Bizarre occurrence
From: inigo@montoya.net (D. P. Roberts)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Jan 20, 2002 6:52 PM
Message-ID: <3c4b4eef.1943409@news.earthlink.net>

>> At first I thought he was someone who knew me, as I am in radio and
>> was holding down a booth at a gun show, but then he told it to someone
>> else.
>
>THAT WAS ME, you unfriendly, paranoid bastard! I thought it was the
>most HILARIOUS joke and I wantd everybody to get a big laugh out of it.

You're a 4-foot-two little gray-haired man?
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Subject: Re: Bizarre occurrence
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Jan 20, 2002 8:08 PM
Message-ID: <200120022008235997%stang@subgenius.com>

In article <oajm4u0dfe7h7cg150dhd8bdice8echo94@4ax.com>, Kevan
<cuthulu@shreve.net> wrote:

>
> 1) It seems to me that since Americans are for the most part deliberately
> alientaed from one another, that that would be most people's experience. You
> can
> have the accepted little pseudo-conversations about trivial things, but it's
> not
> acceptable to discuss important things. For example, you can tlk about last
> night's episode of "Wings," but you can't talk about how the U.S. is killing
> innocent people overseas.

Sure you can, you just have to be ready for the stranger to disagree
with you. I suspect that THAT is the part you call "recoiling in
horror".

What hole do you live in? "America killing innocent people overseas" is
an issue of public debate constantly all over the fucking country and
has been for a hundred years. It's just that not everybody shares the
same sense of historical perspective that you might wish upon them.

>
> 2) I'm not bitter about anything.

...

I... see.

...

>
> 3) I am a deliberate freak without warning, just as many here are. I long ago
> accepted that I wouldn't be a lot of people's bag. Probably just like you
> accept
> it.
>

Don't pull that Bold Surrealist shit on me. You're just a common,
garden variety, humorless prick. There's a distinction, but it's one
that humorless pricks, by definition, can't "get."

"The sense of humor is the first to go, and yet, it's the most
important, for it is the one faculty that distinguishes Man from the
humorless prick." -- some laughable prick, just now

Subject: Re: Bizarre occurrence
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Jan 20, 2002 8:26 PM
Message-ID: <200120022026341609%stang@subgenius.com>

In article <uljm4uo4ter9e9f0j3nquj1ab6ggkgm4ec@4ax.com>, Kevan
<cuthulu@shreve.net> wrote:

> On Sun, 20 Jan 2002 17:58:18 -0500, "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
> from
> http://extra.newsguy.com wrote:
>
> >And they would be right. The ritualized sayings are one thing.
> >Inappropriately invading a stranger's personal space is another thing.
> >That's the sign of a broken monkey who can't "read" the other monkeys'
> >signals very well. AHEM.
>
> Fine, you can stay separated as much as you can manage from people. That's
> your
> right.

That's the nutty signal you misread into my rather generalized
statement, and at the same time a good example of the kind of broken
monkey reading skills that I was talking about.

But I really should quit throwing empty peanut shells at this poor
creature and teasing it. I know I'm gonna feel guilty about it later.

Subject: Re: Bizarre occurrence
From: HellPope Huey <hellpopehuey@subspamgeenyus.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Jan 20, 2002 9:46 PM
Message-ID: <a2fvdr01be0@drn.newsguy.com>

In article <uljm4uo4ter9e9f0j3nquj1ab6ggkgm4ec@4ax.com>, K*v*n says...
>>On Sun, 20 Jan 2002 17:58:18 -0500, "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
from http://extra.newsguy.com wrote:
>
>>And they would be right. The ritualized sayings are one thing.
>>Inappropriately invading a stranger's personal space is another thing.
>>That's the sign of a broken monkey who can't "read" the other monkeys'
>>signals very well. AHEM.
>
>Fine, you can stay separated as much as you can manage from people. That's your
>right.

Huh. YOU saying THAT to STANG. That's so damned ironic, I got a real
niacin-rush of pity for you. I mean, I've been a pathetic fool lotsa times, just
like "Bob," but at least I get over it.
But you DO serve a real purpose: you show how much LESS fucked up some of our
number are than they might have thought. Keep at it and you'll become a
secondary Church motto: "..but at least I'm not K*v*n!"

HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
It takes leather balls to play rugby and
a leather heart to be a politician,
but it takes a leather BRAIN to be a SubGenius

"Humanity is inherently evil.
(It has something to do with opposing thumbs.)"
-Sean Scott

"Menopause hit her hard
and then dragged her for 50 yards."
- "Drew Carey"

"I think I hate the pity more than the puke."
- "The Ripping Frien
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Subject: Re: Bizarre occurrence
From: HellPope Huey <hellpopehuey@subspamgeenyus.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Jan 20, 2002 10:09 PM
Message-ID: <a2g0oh01egp@drn.newsguy.com>

In article <200120022008235997%stang@subgenius.com>, "Rev. says...

>> 3) I am a deliberate freak without warning, just as many here are.

Oh, poor little fuck, it just SPRANG on ya, eh? My own freakhood was lovingly
nurtured for years. I recognized it early on & WORKED at it, which is how I came
to be such a SPLENDID one! So you're LAZY too!

I long ago
>> accepted that I wouldn't be a lot of people's bag. Probably just like you
>> accept it.
>>
>>Don't pull that Bold Surrealist shit on me. You're just a common,
>garden variety, humorless prick. There's a distinction, but it's one
>that humorless pricks, by definition, can't "get."
>>>"The sense of humor is the first to go, and yet, it's the most
>important, for it is the one faculty that distinguishes Man from the
>humorless prick." -- some laughable prick, just now

Good point. My OWN prick is FILLED with humor, which is why it gets to come out
and play and is invited to parties. As you are a HUMORLESS one, you'll always
have to play by yourself and your bottle of massage oil will never have the seal
broken. Hm, Stang beloved by at least a few hundred, Big J reviled by everyone
in sight. Zork!

Damn, when IS Nenslo gonna reappear? When he got through with K*v*n, all you'd
need would be a little dab of "Bob" n' Glo & a pair of Lil's raw silk panties
from Fuckiti to wipe up the stain. Compared to Nenslo's mighty HATE power, this
wanker would come across like Gary Coleman running at Mike Tyson with a whiffle
bat. PUM! and that'd be that. Nenslo am muy macho.

HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
It takes leather balls to play rugby and
a leather heart to be a politician,
but it takes a leather BRAIN to be a SubGenius

"Humanity is inherently evil.
(It has something to do with opposing thumbs.)"
-Sean Scott

"Menopause hit her hard
and then dragged her for 50 yards."
- "Drew Carey"

"I think I hate the pity more than the puke."
- "The Ripping F
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Subject: Re: Bizarre occurrence
From: "xenu" <xxxxxx@xxxxx.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Jan 20, 2002 10:17 PM
Message-ID: <DLL28.4588$JT5.1115034@news1.rdc1.az.home.com>

Those who disparage and belittle the Church of the Subgenius to an obsessive
degree reveal their fetish. In reality and practice, by their consuming
interest, they reveal their true religion to be- the Church of the Subgenus.
Otherwise, they would turn on their heel, walk away, and refuse to subject
themselves to that which they need not. Clearly, they need us. We don't need
them.
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Subject: Re: Bizarre occurrence
From: crgre+usenet@newsguy.com (WHOSE TITAN ELBOW)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Jan 20, 2002 11:24 PM
Message-ID: <Xns919CCF8883E36browse0tron@209.155.56.95>

[Rev. Ivan Stang, alt.slack, Mon, 21 Jan 2002 01:08:23 GMT]

> What hole do you live in?

And are there other holes in that locale that may soon be
available for weekends?

> "America killing innocent people
> overseas" is an issue of public debate constantly all over
> the fucking country and has been for a hundred years. It's
> just that not everybody shares the same sense of historical
> perspective that you might wish upon them.

It's just that most of your neighbors think it's really awesome
except for not having clear motion pictures of the "good" parts
on the television.

--
CRGRE
"This (the UPnP vulnerability) is the first network-based,
remote compromise that I'm aware of for Windows desktop
systems." Scott Culp, manager of Microsoft's security response
center
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Subject: Re: Bizarre occurrence
From: Kevan <cuthulu@shreve.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Jan 21, 2002 1:20 AM
Message-ID: <mmcn4u0abe76einutqn86c90jgqvun7jhe@4ax.com>

On Sun, 20 Jan 2002 20:08:23 -0500, "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com> from
http://extra.newsguy.com wrote:

>Don't pull that Bold Surrealist shit on me. You're just a common,
>garden variety, humorless prick. There's a distinction, but it's one
>that humorless pricks, by definition, can't "get."

Yeah, I don't think the racist stuff you wrote in the BotSG or RevX is funny. In
fact, I think you have a lot to answer for in spreading racism. So, why don't
you just fess up to it and apologize?

--
"hahahahaha ... that's it ... that tickles elmo the most!"
http://home.sport.rr.com/cuthulu/ human rights = peace
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Subject: Re: Bizarre occurrence
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Jan 21, 2002 3:13 AM
Message-ID: <210120020313104666%stang@subgenius.com>

In article <3c4b4eef.1943409@news.earthlink.net>, D. P. Roberts
<inigo@montoya.net> wrote:

> >> At first I thought he was someone who knew me, as I am in radio and
> >> was holding down a booth at a gun show, but then he told it to someone
> >> else.
> >
> >THAT WAS ME, you unfriendly, paranoid bastard! I thought it was the
> >most HILARIOUS joke and I wantd everybody to get a big laugh out of it.
>
> You're a 4-foot-two little gray-haired man?

Well, more like 4 foot nine.

Subject: Re: Bizarre occurrence
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Jan 21, 2002 3:33 AM
Message-ID: <210120020333177246%stang@subgenius.com>

In article <mmcn4u0abe76einutqn86c90jgqvun7jhe@4ax.com>, Kevan
<cuthulu@shreve.net> wrote:

> On Sun, 20 Jan 2002 20:08:23 -0500, "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
> from
> http://extra.newsguy.com wrote:
>
> >Don't pull that Bold Surrealist shit on me. You're just a common,
> >garden variety, humorless prick. There's a distinction, but it's one
> >that humorless pricks, by definition, can't "get."
>
> Yeah, I don't think the racist stuff you wrote in the BotSG or RevX is funny.
> In
> fact, I think you have a lot to answer for in spreading racism. So, why don't
> you just fess up to it and apologize?
>

Folks, I'm sorry this Kevan guy ever stumbled onto a BOOK OF THE
SUBGENIUS. But like it says on his SubGenius Membership Card, and
yours, "The Church is not responsible for his actions."

If cartoonists and cult leaders had to worry about every ambulatory
fruitloop out there, there'd be no "Batman" or "Heaven's Gate" for the
rest of us to enjoy.

Subject: Re: Bizarre occurrence
From: Kevan <cuthulu@shreve.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Jan 21, 2002 4:15 AM
Message-ID: <e1nn4u8ms6e2jce3d84t8gkoc8rslb0p3d@4ax.com>

On Mon, 21 Jan 2002 03:33:17 -0500, "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com> from
http://extra.newsguy.com wrote:

>Folks, I'm sorry this Kevan guy ever stumbled onto a BOOK OF THE
>SUBGENIUS. But like it says on his SubGenius Membership Card, and
>yours, "The Church is not responsible for his actions."

So, who's responsible for yours? And what have you done to make up for the evil
you have done?

--
"hahahahaha ... that's it ... that tickles elmo the most!"
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Subject: Re: Bizarre occurrence
From: Arbane the Terrible <arbane@attbi.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: arbane@attbi.com
Date: Mon, Jan 21, 2002 4:29 AM
Message-ID: <3cR28.3378$3u1.35286@rwcrnsc54>

K'v'n wrote:

> Yeah, I don't think

No. You don't.

So SHUT UP.

> the racist stuff you wrote in the BotSG or RevX is
> funny. In fact, I think you have a lot to answer for in spreading racism.
> So, why don't you just fess up to it and apologize?

Ummmm...because Stang is so far above you in the Great Food-Chain of Slack
that he could not give a small shrill fart in a hurricane what you claim to
'think'? Because you're such a humorless twerp that I'm actively cheering
for ANYONE who makes you look silly, no matter how odious they might
otherwise seem? Because you're an obvious troll who's just using the
'racism' thing as your hobby-horse to antagonize people? Because you're so
insignificant that you took the name of The Lord in vain, and He didn't
even BOTHER Smiting you? Because he's funny and you're not, and as far as
I'm concerned, that absolves ALL sins.

Hope this helps.

--
"Remember, the plural of 'moron' is 'focus group'."
-- James A. Wolf
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Subject: Re: Bizarre occurrence
From: fun@thingy.apana.org.au (David Gerard)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Jan 21, 2002 7:35 AM
Message-ID: <slrna4o63b.7l.fun@aspc083.longword.dyndns.org>

On 20 Jan 2002 19:09:05 -0800,
HellPope Huey <hellpopehuey@subspamgeenyus.com> wrote:

: Damn, when IS Nenslo gonna reappear? When he got through with K*v*n, all you'd
:need would be a little dab of "Bob" n' Glo & a pair of Lil's raw silk panties
:from Fuckiti to wipe up the stain. Compared to Nenslo's mighty HATE power, this
:wanker would come across like Gary Coleman running at Mike Tyson with a whiffle
:bat. PUM! and that'd be that. Nenslo am muy macho.

I think the Nensletic approach would be to agree with everything Kevan
posted. Let's face it, SubGenius DOES suck. It wouldn't be SubGenius if
it didn't.

--
http://thingy.apana.org.au/~fun/ http://www.rocknerd.org/
"A fool and his hovercraft are soon parted." (Anthony de Boer on sea rescue)
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Subject: Re: Bizarre occurrence
From: "Ricky Nielsen" <rickyn@lor.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Jan 21, 2002 9:24 AM
Message-ID: <lwV28.93$M79.10682469@news2.randori.com>

"D. P. Roberts" <inigo@montoya.net> wrote in message
news:3c4b4eef.1943409@news.earthlink.net...
> >> At first I thought he was someone who knew me, as I am in radio and
> >> was holding down a booth at a gun show, but then he told it to someone
> >> else.
> >
> >THAT WAS ME, you unfriendly, paranoid bastard! I thought it was the
> >most HILARIOUS joke and I wantd everybody to get a big laugh out of it.
>
> You're a 4-foot-two little gray-haired man?

It's the ol'yeti mind trick he WANTED you to THINK he was a four ft two grey
haired man so you did. He's a Tricky S.O.B.
>
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Subject: Re: Bizarre occurrence
From: "Ricky Nielsen" <rickyn@lor.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Jan 21, 2002 9:29 AM
Message-ID: <WAV28.96$M79.10158231@news2.randori.com>

. Clearly, they need us. We don't need
> them.
>
Ya sometimes ya become the thing ya hates
>
>
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Subject: Re: Bizarre occurrence
From: "Ricky Nielsen" <rickyn@lor.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Jan 21, 2002 9:40 AM
Message-ID: <TLV28.98$M79.11075648@news2.randori.com>

>
> 1) It seems to me that since Americans are for the most part deliberately
> alientaed from one another, that that would be most people's experience.
You can
> have the accepted little pseudo-conversations about trivial things, but
it's not
> acceptable to discuss important things. For example, you can tlk about
last
> night's episode of "Wings," but you can't talk about how the U.S. is
killing
> innocent people overseas.
>
That is because when it comes to what you call "the important things" are on
the whole out of the man on the streets control ,for one thing and usually
when someone wants to talk to you about them you can usually see by their
body language and the way they phrase their opening statements how they feel
about the subject and if you agree with them it just makes you sad because,
after all these big things are out of your control, and if you disagree with
them it is pointless to argue about it since after all neither of you can do
anything about it. The reason most people talk about the unsubstantial and
trivial is that it is more fun. If you talk to strangers about an important
local issue that one can actually have an effect on like whether a
heighborhood empty lot should become a park or a development you can have
some good lively debates and conversations with strangers on the train.>
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Subject: Re: Bizarre occurrence
From: "Ricky Nielsen" <rickyn@lor.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Jan 21, 2002 9:28 AM
Message-ID: <ZzV28.95$M79.10027166@news2.randori.com>

> But you DO serve a real purpose: you show how much LESS fucked up some of
our
> number are than they might have thought. Keep at it and you'll become a
> secondary Church motto: "..but at least I'm not K*v*n!"
>
I thought that was me and my peoples job ''at least I'm not a redneck"

Redneck Ricky
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Subject: Re: Bizarre occurrence
From: "Ricky Nielsen" <rickyn@lor.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Jan 21, 2002 9:51 AM
Message-ID: <BVV28.99$M79.10747949@news2.randori.com>

, by developing an outrageously outgoing
> persona, one that might frighten or piss off humans.

I kin relate to this'un
>
> In school I was generally able to be The Invisible Boy when bullies
> were about, even though my friends were often the class misfits and
> monster fans. So I dunno what my problem is now. Some people still
> just piss me the fuck off and vice versa. Even strangers, though not
> often.

Hard to care enough about strangers to get pissed of at 'em
>
> I dunno how good I would be at playing normal office politics any more,
> after years of being free lance.

I thank Bob everyday that I drive a truck and don't have to spend more than
a half hour a day around my co-workers even the ones I like.

> I'll tell you what's REALLY exhausting, is trying to make MORE than
> small talk with KNOWN ACQUAINTANCES when there are a LOT of known
> acquaintances about. That's the Curse of Big Parties (and all devivals,
> for that matter). But it's better than not seeing all those known
> acquaintances at all, I suppose.

Can't relate being basically a loner
>
> I can certainly understand how many a SubGenius would be completely
> asocial and just KEEP TO ITSELF, if they didn't have a devil with a
> pitchfork pipe, poking their ass every minute, like I do.

I like people just in small doses
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Subject: Re: Bizarre occurrence
From: mumthra@yoo-ess-ay.net (Mumthra)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Jan 21, 2002 10:54 AM
Message-ID: <3c4c38b1.1064782@news.mindspring.com>

On 21 Jan 2002 12:35:32 GMT, fun@thingy.apana.org.au (David Gerard)
wrote:

>On 20 Jan 2002 19:09:05 -0800,
>HellPope Huey <hellpopehuey@subspamgeenyus.com> wrote:
>
>: Damn, when IS Nenslo gonna reappear? When he got through with K*v*n, all you'd
>:need would be a little dab of "Bob" n' Glo & a pair of Lil's raw silk panties
>:from Fuckiti to wipe up the stain. Compared to Nenslo's mighty HATE power, this
>:wanker would come across like Gary Coleman running at Mike Tyson with a whiffle
>:bat. PUM! and that'd be that. Nenslo am muy macho.
>
>
>I think the Nensletic approach would be to agree with everything Kevan
>posted. Let's face it, SubGenius DOES suck. It wouldn't be SubGenius if
>it didn't.

Yep. Kevan is like Nenslo, but with extra staunch.
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Subject: Re: Bizarre occurrence
From: Monseignor Tartarus Sanctus <tartarus@sophus.cudenver.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Jan 18, 2002 8:49 AM
Message-ID: <3C4827D0.D9DDFF3@sophus.cudenver.edu>

Kevan wrote:

> On Mon, 21 Jan 2002 03:33:17 -0500, "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com> from
> http://extra.newsguy.com wrote:
>
> >Folks, I'm sorry this Kevan guy ever stumbled onto a BOOK OF THE
> >SUBGENIUS. But like it says on his SubGenius Membership Card, and
> >yours, "The Church is not responsible for his actions."
> So, who's responsible for yours? And what have you done to make up for the evil
> you have done?

Stang sits at the upper right hand of Kali. He is not responsible for the evil he
does, as he is only the messenger. If you had not dropped out of Bible school so
early, you would remember this.

--
Monseignor Tartarus Sanctus
Salvian H.P. Synod
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Subject: Re: Bizarre occurrence
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Jan 21, 2002 1:28 PM
Message-ID: <210120021328300989%stang@subgenius.com>

In article <e1nn4u8ms6e2jce3d84t8gkoc8rslb0p3d@4ax.com>, Kevan
<cuthulu@shreve.net> wrote:

> On Mon, 21 Jan 2002 03:33:17 -0500, "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
> from
> http://extra.newsguy.com wrote:
>
> >Folks, I'm sorry this Kevan guy ever stumbled onto a BOOK OF THE
> >SUBGENIUS. But like it says on his SubGenius Membership Card, and
> >yours, "The Church is not responsible for his actions."
>
> So, who's responsible for yours? And what have you done to make up for the
> evil
> you have done?
>

My previous evil? Oh, that. Well, nothing much really, I just brushed
my hair out and touched up a little around the eyes. A bit of rouge to
hide a heat rash. I'll admit to a tiny bit of plucking.

Subject: Re: Bizarre occurrence
From: HellPope Huey <hellpopehuey@subspamgeenyus.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Jan 21, 2002 4:49 PM
Message-ID: <a2i2df0307m@drn.newsguy.com>

In article <slrna4o63b.7l.fun@aspc083.longword.dyndns.org>,
fun@thingy.apana.org.au says...
>>On 20 Jan 2002 19:09:05 -0800,
>HellPope Huey <hellpopehuey@subspamgeenyus.com> wrote:
>
>: Damn, when IS Nenslo gonna reappear? When he got through with K*v*n, all
you'd need would be a little dab of "Bob" n' Glo & a pair of Lil's raw silk
panties from Fuckiti to wipe up the stain.

>I think the Nensletic approach would be to agree with everything K*v*n
>posted. Let's face it, SubGenius DOES suck. It wouldn't be SubGenius if
>it didn't.

Well SURE it does! But it stops to RIM once in a while too and quite
beautifully, I might add.
K, on the other hand, is not only obnoxious, but so DULL in executing it, he
makes billpalmer look 4% more like the "genius" he claims to be. Now THAT is a
level of suckage that would cause you to get your skull crushed on any
schoolyard in the nation, especially the nigger ones.
Anyway, we oughta quit this; you just KNOW K is such a masochist, he jacks off
every time we tell him what a jackoff he is. He'll get all dehydrated.
Come to X-Day, pal; so many of us will take turns sittin' on yer squidgy little
face and squirmin' around real hard, you'll go home lookin' like a Star Wars
extra. You cakewalkin' little boil.

HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
We all live in a yellow submarine
I'm claustrophobic as hell
You'd better let me out

"People that are really weird
can get into sensitive positions
and have a tremendous impact on history."
- J. Danforth Quayle

Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra,
which suddenly flips over, pinning you underneath.
At night the ice weasels come.
- Matt Groening, "Love is Hell"

"Please note the captain has turned on
the 'No Screaming' sign.'"
- "Card
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Subject: Re: Bizarre occurrence
From: Kevan <cuthulu@shreve.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Jan 21, 2002 2:20 PM
Message-ID: <ccqo4u8cfv4iai50ekoed9noonogucd5pn@4ax.com>

On Mon, 21 Jan 2002 14:40:52 GMT, "Ricky Nielsen" <rickyn@lor.net> from Randori
News - http://www.randori.com wrote:

>>
>> 1) It seems to me that since Americans are for the most part deliberately
>> alientaed from one another, that that would be most people's experience.
>You can
>> have the accepted little pseudo-conversations about trivial things, but
>it's not
>> acceptable to discuss important things. For example, you can tlk about
>last
>> night's episode of "Wings," but you can't talk about how the U.S. is
>killing
>> innocent people overseas.
>>
>That is because when it comes to what you call "the important things" are on
>the whole out of the man on the streets control ,for one thing and usually
>when someone wants to talk to you about them you can usually see by their
>body language and the way they phrase their opening statements how they feel
>about the subject and if you agree with them it just makes you sad because,
>after all these big things are out of your control, and if you disagree with
>them it is pointless to argue about it since after all neither of you can do
>anything about it. The reason most people talk about the unsubstantial and
>trivial is that it is more fun. If you talk to strangers about an important
>local issue that one can actually have an effect on like whether a
>heighborhood empty lot should become a park or a development you can have
>some good lively debates and conversations with strangers on the train.>

I disagree that there is nothing the "man on the street" can do about national
and international issues. Look what the man in the street did regarding civili
rights, the vietnam war, etc... The people runbning things have a vested
interest to keep that from happening again, because they love the way things are
right now. But, I believe it can be changed.

--
"hahahahaha ... that's it ... that tickles elmo the most!"
http://home.sport.rr.com/cuthulu/ human rights = peace
http://member.newsguy.com/~cuthulu/ alt.slack archive
I want you to organize my PASTRY trays 3:21:56 AM 20 January 2002
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Subject: Re: Bizarre occurrence
From: HellPope Huey <hellpopehuey@subspamgeenyus.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Jan 21, 2002 4:49 PM
Message-ID: <a2i2df0307m@drn.newsguy.com>

>I think the Nensletic approach would be to agree with everything K*v*n
>posted. Let's face it, SubGenius DOES suck. It wouldn't be SubGenius if
>it didn't.

HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
We all live in a yellow submarine
I'm claustrophobic as hell
You'd better let me out

"People that are really weird
can get into sensitive positions
and have a tremendous impact on history."
- J. Danforth Quayle

Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra,
which suddenly flips over, pinning you underneath.
At night the ice weasels come.
- Matt Groening, "Love is Hell"

"Please note the captain has turned on
the 'No Screaming' sign.'"
- "Card
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Subject: Re: Bizarre occurrence
From: "Jonny Bravo" <jonlberg@nospamolahotmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Jan 21, 2002 6:47 PM
Message-ID: <3c4ca7eb$0$35612$1dc6e903@news.corecomm.net>

"Kevn" <cuthulu@shreve.net> wrote in message
news:ccqo4u8cfv4iai50ekoed9noonogucd5pn@4ax.com...

The people runbning things have a vested
> interest to keep that from happening again, because they love the way
things are
> right now. But, I believe it can be changed.

Well Hell there's your mission boy..why dont you hop on your bi-sickle,
and head down to our Gubmints Capitol Warshington DeeCee...
And Stomp around on the Steps of Congrease....I am sure they'll
be listenin' fer ya...If you really want their attention try screaming,
"HEY GEORGE, OSAMA DID YOUR MAMA".........

--
Jonny Bravo

If it doesn't kill you it makes you stronger..Nietzche
Ya but I bet it still Smarts like the dickens...J. Bravo

http://boneheadgrafix.tripod.com
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Subject: Re: Bizarre occurrence
From: bobdiddley@aol.com (Bobdiddley)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Jan 22, 2002 1:59 PM
Message-ID: <20020122135953.10301.00005158@mb-fl.aol.com>

>"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:
>
>>And they would be right. The ritualized sayings are one thing.
>>Inappropriately invading a stranger's personal space is another thing.
>>That's the sign of a broken monkey who can't "read" the other monkeys'
>>signals very well. AHEM.
>
>Fine, you can stay separated as much as you can manage from people. That's
>your
>right.

Reading other monkeys' signals is the opposite of remaining separate from them.
It is entering into communication with them.
It is respecting their rights as sentient beings. When Diane Fossey was
studying gorillas, she recognized that she had no inherent right to be there.
She waited patiently, until they non-verbally invited her intodeeper
communication. People are often in a hurry. We have no right to overburden them
with irrelevant trivia. After X-Day, we may be overjoyed to meet a fellow
mammal. Then, perhaps, protocol can be relaxed.
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Subject: Re: Bizarre occurrence
From: Her Ladyship Lilith von Fraumench <lilith@ZubJenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Jan 25, 2002 1:51 AM
Message-ID: <240120022251112840%lilith@ZubJenius.com>

In article <oajm4u0dfe7h7cg150dhd8bdice8echo94@4ax.com>, Kevan
<cuthulu@shreve.net> wrote:

> 3) I am a deliberate freak without warning, just as many here are. I long ago
> accepted that I wouldn't be a lot of people's bag. Probably just like you
> accept it.

Yeesh, you've lived in Louisiana too long. What you think of as being a
"deliberate freak" is how the average nobody acts and thinks on the
Left Coast. Move out here, man, and get a new "deliberate freak" gig.
Your mom will thank you, this newsgroup will thank you, and I... well,
we'll see.

Her Ladyship Lilith

--
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Subject: Re: Bizarre occurrence
From: Her Ladyship Lilith von Fraumench <lilith@ZubJenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Jan 25, 2002 1:55 AM
Message-ID: <240120022255187667%lilith@ZubJenius.com>

In article <a2g0oh01egp@drn.newsguy.com>, HellPope Huey
<hellpopehuey@subspamgeenyus.com> wrote:

> Damn, when IS Nenslo gonna reappear? When he got through with K*v*n, all you'd
> need would be a little dab of "Bob" n' Glo & a pair of Lil's raw silk panties
> from Fuckiti to wipe up the stain.

You and your overactive imagination. You damn well know that my panties
are ironclad and Teflon coated. It's for everyone's protection.

What's wrong with just sprinking some sawdust on the K-smear? That's
how custodians used to clean up vomit, back in the day.

Her Ladyship Lilith

--
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Subject: Re: Bizarre occurrence
From: Her Ladyship Lilith von Fraumench <lilith@ZubJenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Jan 25, 2002 1:58 AM
Message-ID: <240120022258409830%lilith@ZubJenius.com>

In article <slrna4o63b.7l.fun@aspc083.longword.dyndns.org>, David
Gerard <fun@thingy.apana.org.au> wrote:

> I think the Nensletic approach would be to agree with everything Kevan
> posted.

Not exactly. Nenslo would "agree" the same way an adult humors a child
that just learned that the world ain't fair. Last I checked, Nenslo
doesn't believe in politics as much as he believes in horse sense.

Her Ladyship Lilith

--
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Subject: Re: Bizarre occurrence
From: Her Ladyship Lilith von Fraumench <lilith@ZubJenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Jan 25, 2002 1:59 AM
Message-ID: <240120022259584554%lilith@ZubJenius.com>

In article <3c4c38b1.1064782@news.mindspring.com>, Mumthra
<mumthra@yoo-ess-ay.net> wrote:

> Yep. Kevan is like Nenslo, but with extra staunch.

I originally read "staunch" as "stomach". It made more sense that way.
But, shouldn't K-job have THREE extra stomachs, including one for the
cud?

Her Ladyship Lilith

--
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Subject: Re: Bizarre occurrence
From: Her Ladyship Lilith von Fraumench <lilith@ZubJenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Jan 25, 2002 2:14 AM
Message-ID: <240120022314307017%lilith@ZubJenius.com>

In article <3cR28.3378$3u1.35286@rwcrnsc54>, Arbane the Terrible
<arbane@attbi.com> wrote:

> Because he's funny and you're not, and as far as
> I'm concerned, that absolves ALL sins.

Yeah, you know, that Hitler, sure, he killed millions of Jews, queers,
intellectuals, and so on, but he had this knock-knock joke that still
leaves me in stitches. That Hitler, he's a regular old joe.

I *still* want to find his corpse and rape his ass with the thigh bone
of a homosexual Romanian Jew wrapped with barbed wire, but that's just
professional courtesy, and I think he wouldn't take it personally.

(You know, now that I think of it, I've watched footage of Hitler
speeches and he WAS funny, funnier than any "liberal" except for Dick
Gregory and Kinky Freidman. This is a great sadness. So, you bleeding
hearts, GET FUNNY DAMN YOU.)

Her Ladyship Lilith

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Subject: Re: Bizarre occurrence
From: Her Ladyship Lilith von Fraumench <lilith@ZubJenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Jan 25, 2002 2:02 AM
Message-ID: <240120022302575296%lilith@ZubJenius.com>

In article <a2i2df0307m@drn.newsguy.com>, HellPope Huey
<hellpopehuey@subspamgeenyus.com> wrote:

> Anyway, we oughta quit this; you just KNOW K is such a masochist, he jacks
> off every time we tell him what a jackoff he is. He'll get all dehydrated.

I won't stop until K-job makes Karloff's Mummy look like a bad case of
water retention. If he ain't chapped, it ain't tapped.

Her Ladyship Lilith

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Subject: Re: Bizarre occurrence
From: Her Ladyship Lilith von Fraumench <lilith@ZubJenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Jan 25, 2002 2:18 AM
Message-ID: <240120022318512705%lilith@ZubJenius.com>

In article <ccqo4u8cfv4iai50ekoed9noonogucd5pn@4ax.com>, Kevan
<cuthulu@shreve.net> wrote:

> Look what the man in the street did regarding civili
> rights, the vietnam war, etc...

Yeah, they did a fine job of slowing down the progress of them damn
nigger- and slanteye-loving hippies. Face it, all progress has occured
because of a FEW people who didn't care if they were reviled for
rocking the boat. Now if you would stop claiming that the very tides
are caused by your marine antics, you might be able to get a few more
people to help you for a change.

Her Ladyship Lilith

--
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Subject: Re: Bizarre occurrence
From: Kevan <cuthulu@shreve.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Jan 25, 2002 3:19 AM
Message-ID: <m8525ugsta0tcqbkjov56fdona8n57tl0j@4ax.com>

On Thu, 24 Jan 2002 23:02:57 -0800, Her Ladyship Lilith von Fraumench
<lilith@ZubJenius.com> from http://ssucc.ragnarokr.com/ wrote:

>In article <a2i2df0307m@drn.newsguy.com>, HellPope Huey
><hellpopehuey@subspamgeenyus.com> wrote:
>
>> Anyway, we oughta quit this; you just KNOW K is such a masochist, he jacks
>> off every time we tell him what a jackoff he is. He'll get all dehydrated.
>
>I won't stop until K-job makes Karloff's Mummy look like a bad case of
>water retention. If he ain't chapped, it ain't tapped.

Well, say it to the killfile, because I'm not reading any mroe of you.

--
"hahahahaha ... that's it ... that tickles elmo the most!"
http://home.sport.rr.com/cuthulu/ human rights = peace
http://member.newsguy.com/~cuthulu/ alt.slack archive
Hello. Just walk along and try NOT to think about your INTESTINES
being almost FORTY YARDS LONG!! 2:19:00 AM 25 January 2002
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Subject: Re: Bizarre occurrence
From: "The Not Quite Sane One" <blargh---spam---3@yahoo.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Jan 25, 2002 4:28 AM
Message-ID: <u529a3sursmia2@corp.supernews.com>

"Kevan" <cuthulu@shreve.net> wrote in message
news:m8525ugsta0tcqbkjov56fdona8n57tl0j@4ax.com...
> On Thu, 24 Jan 2002 23:02:57 -0800, Her Ladyship Lilith von
Fraumench
> <lilith@ZubJenius.com> from http://ssucc.ragnarokr.com/ wrote:
>
> >In article <a2i2df0307m@drn.newsguy.com>, HellPope Huey
> ><hellpopehuey@subspamgeenyus.com> wrote:
> >
> >> Anyway, we oughta quit this; you just KNOW K is such a
masochist, he jacks
> >> off every time we tell him what a jackoff he is. He'll get all
dehydrated.
> >
> >I won't stop until K-job makes Karloff's Mummy look like a bad case
of
> >water retention. If he ain't chapped, it ain't tapped.
>
> Well, say it to the killfile, because I'm not reading any mroe of
you.

Aw, did someone's widdle feelings get all hurted?

--
Rev. St. Klyf "Not Max Cannon" the Not-Quite-Sane, ESB

"Why is it called tourist season if we can't
shoot at them?"
--Bumper Sticker
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Subject: Re: Bizarre occurrence
From: mumthra@yoo-ess-ay.net (Mumthra)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Jan 25, 2002 5:33 AM
Message-ID: <3c513348.156285474@news.mindspring.com>

On Thu, 24 Jan 2002 22:59:58 -0800, Her Ladyship Lilith von Fraumench
<lilith@ZubJenius.com> wrote:

>In article <3c4c38b1.1064782@news.mindspring.com>, Mumthra
><mumthra@yoo-ess-ay.net> wrote:
>
>> Yep. Kevan is like Nenslo, but with extra staunch.
>
>I originally read "staunch" as "stomach". It made more sense that way.
>But, shouldn't K-job have THREE extra stomachs, including one for the
>cud?

Maybe staunch and paunch are the same thing, in which case, nevermind.

Not to be racist or anything, since I'm nice, I heard that darkies
have an extra throat or somethinglikethat. Apparently they have one
for the usual functions and one for going
"OOOY-CLICKA-YOO-HOOO-BRRRRRR" really loud at the same time.

Wish I did.
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Subject: Re: Bizarre occurrence
From: Her Ladyship Lilith von Fraumench <lilith@ZubJenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Jan 25, 2002 10:55 AM
Message-ID: <250120020755069503%lilith@ZubJenius.com>

In article <3c513348.156285474@news.mindspring.com>, Mumthra
<mumthra@yoo-ess-ay.net> wrote:

> Not to be racist or anything, since I'm nice, I heard that darkies
> have an extra throat or somethinglikethat. Apparently they have one
> for the usual functions and one for going
> "OOOY-CLICKA-YOO-HOOO-BRRRRRR" really loud at the same time.
>
> Wish I did.

But you make those sounds with the one throat you were born with! And
you make them rather fetchingly, I might add. Why, if you weren't
straight and I weren't married, I'd... well... well. Heh.

*winks and blows a kiss for Meggers*

Her Ladyship Lilith

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Subject: Re: Bizarre occurrence
From: Her Ladyship Lilith von Fraumench <lilith@ZubJenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Jan 25, 2002 10:56 AM
Message-ID: <250120020756063155%lilith@ZubJenius.com>

In article <m8525ugsta0tcqbkjov56fdona8n57tl0j@4ax.com>, Kevan
<cuthulu@shreve.net> wrote:

> Well, say it to the killfile, because I'm not reading any mroe of you.

YAY ME. Now I shall proceed to say nothing but NICE THINGS about you.

Her Ladyship Lilith

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Subject: Re: Bizarre occurrence
From: HellPope Huey <hellpopehuey@subspamgeenyus.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Jan 25, 2002 9:22 PM
Message-ID: <a2t3t40d62@drn.newsguy.com>

In article <m8525ugsta0tcqbkjov56fdona8n57tl0j@4ax.com>, K*v*n says...

>Well, say it to the killfile, because I'm not reading any mroe of you.

Good. Then the killfiles will bounce off one another and you will effectively
have dived into your own asshole and disappeared completely, which was our plan
all along. Now you can be Satan's Preparation H applicator as it was meant to
be. You ridiculous tapir's foreskin.

HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
Mayor of Yetisburg

"Once you get sloppy and
lose your temper in this business,
it's all over.
Even your friends will smell blood in the air
and start whipping on you like a stray dog. "
- Hunter S. Thompson

"Oh, not another didactic philosophical argument!"
- "Night Court"

"I'd love to stay & chat, but you're a total bitch."
- "Family Guy"

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