WORK IN PROGRESS

This is what I've been doing today in between swag-packing for Indyvival.

"Next Online Fist article sorting."

This is what the 3 Volunteers will be "improving": all the newsgroup stuff I saved since the last "Online Stark Fist," just before Xmas 2001.

The categorizing that I am doing first, as displayed below for your insatiable interest and crucial edification, is very tedious, because there's so much, and very fun, because so much CRAP was NOT SAVED in the first place. What remains is pretty funny, especially if yet more garbage is removed so that it READS better to the web viewer or possibly the later book buyer.

There are still 128 more unsorted thread-subjects left! Thence to the 3 slackwork-drones the whole mess goes. Their job: 1) Put the title at the very top (sans the word "Subject:"); and 2) remove the reprinted crap and extraneous gradoo. Which job last time gave me carpal tunnel.

The titles below are just the text file names ( thread titles truncated by the old Mac file naming limit).

You can see why I finally started asking for help again.

Articles (Articles are distinguished from "rants" by virtue of being less emotional, sometimes more "dry".)

a.b.s. art lesson
Caked Feces
Discourse on Rap and The Subge...
Half-Copyrighted
Re- 13013
Re- Do you?
Sex Surgery
Shoes. Who else could I ask?
Weird things to ponder

Dear SubGenius Answer Things

[Saddest place on Earth]
A Question Re- Simony
All I see is little dots.
Any epileptics here?
Blog Ques6ion
Church of sub G is satanist
dear alt.slack know it all
Dear SubG Economic Advisor
Dear SubGenius Answerpuker
dear subgenius medical quack-
Dear Sungenius Answer Thingama"
Is "Bob" real?
move to Europe or stay in Ameri
Now just hold on for a damn min
Re- John Hall? A Subgenius?
Re- Slack == Green
So Hey What's With This "Conspi
What do you get for $1?
What're you watchin' on TeeVee?
what's your favorite gun?
Why Does alt.slack Suck?
Women

Devivals

BM Substitute
BurningMan LogoShirts
Cleveland Devival - A Sociopath
Dobbs' Long Mar...g Sept. 13-15
Emergency PreXday Devival
London Devival Report
London Pre-X-Day Emergency Dev...
Re- Fucking WCSB!
SubG European Tour 2002

historical

church of the subgenius- 1981
dobbshead in french insuran
First Mention of SubG on Usenet
Mr.Appleton
Re- SubGenius rarity on Ebay
slackbook.html

Horrible News

(Fwd) Save internet radio
Big ship? Sounds so...familiar.
Bye-bye Bob
FWD- Thousands netted in April...
I love this planet
priorities
Re- Queen Mother Pushing Up Dai
REAL Three-Fisted Tales
SIMPSONS creator on the lam
stupid fucking humans
Three-Fisted Romance
What Grosses Nurses Out?
Where's the Law suit?

Immediate Church News

Bob Dobbs Seeks School Board Po
Bob Dobbs Seeks School post
Broomstick-Ass Prophecy Fulfill
Broomstick-Ass Prophecy FULFIL...
Dobbs inspired Powerpuff Girls...
Pandromeda paid hefty bonus
Prairie Squid Paradise Just Aro
Re- MODEMAC is MARRIED!!!
Re- St. Al Presents- The Late,
Re- SubGenius rarity on Ebay
real job for SubGenii in Tokyo...
Scientology is censoring my mus
SubGenius on Kevin Neelon's Con
This May Be Of Interest To You

LegumeAntics

From the Art War Battle Front-
To those who took the time to v

Misc. Alt.Slack Nonsense

$cientology bullies Google; COT
A Disturbing Morning
A drunk with a mullet said...
A trolling we will go?
alt.slack sucks
Ask me if I care
attn- inbred cornfed bottom fe...
Demise of Cacophonists parallel
Everything You Know Is Wrong
fun again
Growthed Out (was Re- A Disturb
HAPPY PASSOVER
Hot squid cyber in #subgenius!
How did YOU meet Ivan Stang?
I too am leaving
Is Stang swamped by email?
It's me vs. the Uber-Pink-Boy!
Ker-slack
MISTER SISTER story)
Princess Wei In My Dreams
Race Mixing is GHASTLY!
Random Sentence Prophesizing
Re- "BOB" ON THE BRAIN
Re- "Some People Just Don't Kno
Re- A very important FZ Number
Re- Bizarre Side-Tales of STANG
Re- Deborah (0/1)
Re- My Shiny New Kill File
Re- Ode to Ivan stang
Re- Rev. Trunk o'funk's Subgeni
Re- Scientology is censoring my
Re- whirling at walmart
Shakespearean Insult Kit FWD
Sign Seen in a Store Window
The Scooby Doo Headed Alien is
Thiss JUst In
use fixed width font
xenu lost his little mind

Movie, TV, Books

"Took the Method way too far"
A.I. movie review
A.I. Review by Stang
Adventures of Rocky and Bullwin
computer generated animation
Danny Bonaduce vs. Chaka the M...
Eisner Slams Apple on their "Ri
Finally Saw LOTR
Futurama cancelled?
Harry Potter and the Philosoph...
Hey Huey- Rollerball Q- answere
Jesus As Zombie (movie plot)
Kossy Book Review
Krofts to take over FUTURAM
LEXX is Subgenius fropaganda
Lines from Star Wars improved w
LOTR - a gushing Review by iDRM
machine ethics (was- Re- A.I. ...
More SubG propaganda- Poop Dog
Mothman Prophecy induces Strang
Movie Review- "Free Enterprise"
Okay, nobody smack me...
porno list so far
Re- "SNUFF FILMS DO NOT EXIST..
Re- I finally saw "Momento"
Re- Law of Unintended Consequen
Re- Robot Hookers- "Cool!" or ...
Re- To each their PrOn!
Re- TRON
The lamest Tolkien fanboy aroun
The REAL low-brow lowdown on Ha
The Time Machine review2
Time Machine -- predictions
TIME MACHINE review
Vinyl vs. CD - Vinyl was be
What TeeVee Shows Influenced Yo
What the hell do you think you'

New Holy Goods

"Bob" Boot screen for Win XP, d
"Bob" LOGON screen for Win XP!...
ART Movies #1 Best Version
Attn- Cheap Bastards
Buy a "Bob" Beer Stein Today!
BUY BANNER ADS FOR VICTORY *NOW
Connivin' Ivan's 1-Day Turn-Ar...
HEAR THIS, Have I heard this ho
ITALIAN Book of the SubGeni
Lilith's cafepress store
Message from Jesus
My ordainment kit arrived!
NEW ON SUBSITE!!
New Pamphlet Available from Th...
Re VIDEOS - I'm clueless
SubGeniusVideoURL!
The OTHER SubGenius Auction

Obits

Let's hear it for Dudley
R.I.P. Ygrundas Quimby
Re- Rip John Agar

Rants

A Rant by My Sister
A Special Holiday Note
abnormal
Connie
Free Tibet
Have I mentioned lately how muc
How I will be celebrating East...
How THey'll Fuck Us
I think I see what your proble...
Lent and the other gods
Let's Do your Timesheet again
My latest gender rant
Nobody gets left behind (a wei...
On Getting a Life
Pink Leftists Were Sorely Confu
Re- Chelsae Clinton - White Hou
Re- Glans without foreskin/Huey
Re- HALP! HALP! I'm caught in ...
Secure this.
South Carolina's Shame
Why I Must Kill Again

science

Einstein's Riddle
For the Silver Hair Yeti - time
How to Drive Eco-Freaks Nuts
Planet V Destroyed--Is Planet X
Re- Mac into a device - ibong_f
SkeptiNews- Chemtrail Relief
Telekenesis or Bullshit?
The Amazing Amazonian Penis-Fis
The purple snipe of the magical
The Rocket Guy does a live show
what i found in my email

Stang Reports

[subgenius] Digest stang fol2
[subgenius] Digest- Stang Pisse
Addendumb to the Geek Chart
BIG BIG Church News! (really)
Find the Secret...er.mov (00/10
Horrible Realization/Doctrinal
Re- BIG BIG Church News! (real...
Stang rant Ple consider this
Strange Creations reviw
To Depressed Middle Aged SubGen

Tales

A Night of S-Meters
a story inspired by the Stark ...
bendover bros meet Bob novel
bendover.htm
Harry Potter and the Philosophe
Headline News

War

"One Tin Soldier" (new version)
20/20 Astrology?
50 Facts About U.S. Nuclear We...
A Poim
And please consider this soberi
ball blasters
Bill Clinton- STILL the Best Pr
Blackout Bush.
BOB is NOT ENOUGH- PASTORS MUST
But Then They Came For the Furr
Comparison of Plot Points
Current Events
Drug crimes
Drug/Terror Ad Parody
gee, even the old commie Russia
Givin' Me the Heebie Jeebies
Hightower Tour
homeland defense member shoots
It's going badly
Let's Roll
Maybe the TowelHeads are Right?
mobilized
More News From The Planet of th
Re- An Overview of the Threat ...
Re- dead blind black night and
Re- Gonna Watch it...
Re- homeland defense member sho
Re- It's going badly
Return to Fantastic Voyage
Soul'd
Stang Escapes Attack!!
SubGenii in Captivity
Tell Me You're Surprised...
Terrorist Pretzels
The FBI
The September 11th World Trade
the way it used to be
The world will end by....
Threat Condition Bravo Underpan
Who Wants War?
WTC-con.html

websites

"Bob" sighting.
a Message to the slackers from...
Blast From the Past
Conelrad
Corporate Anthems!
Fishmonger Website
I dunno wanna hear shit so her...
NOT to be missed URL
Re- Squid Cult
Remember- NINJAS ARE MAMMALS!
Saucers for Bob!
SubGenius Writings Predict Pre...
The Icelandic Phallological

5-X-Day

Bob save the Queen!!!! Xday
LOUDNESS FUND update--we need ...
X-day
X-day again
X-Day event?

Like I said, there are 128 left to sort. Started with maybe 400! AIEEE!!!

This CAN'T be HEALTHY!!

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Original file name: _Work In Progress - converted on Monday, 21 July 2003, 13:44