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Subject: [subgenius] Digest Number 1046

There are 17 messages in this issue.

Topics in this digest:

1. Re: obligatory intro
From: "lilithvf1998" <lilith@foolspress.com> 2. Re: Re: obligatory intro
From: Geo <Geovoice@yahoo.com>
3. Re: obligatory intro
From: "lilithvf1998" <lilith@foolspress.com> 4. Re: ANY CHURCH OF THE SUB-GEINIUS OR SUB-GENNI ACTIVITY IN THE MID-SOUTH AREA?
From: Lance Browder <browder666@yahoo.com> 5. Re: flighty
From: "rwrode" <rwrode@suscom.net>
6. Re: ANY CHURCH OF THE SUB-GEINIUS OR SUB-GENNI ACTIVITY IN THE MID-SOUTH AREA?
From: "Merryiad Rode" <merryiad@hotmail.com> 7. Re: flighty
From: "Merryiad Rode" <merryiad@hotmail.com> 8. Re: obligatory intro
From: "lilithvf1998" <lilith@foolspress.com> 9. Re: A Rant by my Little Sister
From: "Merryiad Rode" <merryiad@hotmail.com> 10. Lil rebuts---- (was obligatory intro )
From: auntikrist@directvinternet.com
11. A new business opportunity for the intrepid
From: Geo <Geovoice@yahoo.com>
12. Re: Re: obligatory intro
From: Nathaniel Eliot <temujin9@yahoo.com> 13. Lil rebuts---- (was obligatory intro )
From: auntikrist@directvinternet.com
14. Kissing Hank's Ass
From: Phloighd <phloighd@yahoo.com>
15. Re: Kissing Hank's Ass
From: Reverend Brother VT <revbrovt@yahoo.com> 16. oh i should do that intro thingy (was Re: flighty)
From: "priestesspisces" <priestesspisces@hotmail.com> 17. Re: Kissing Hank's Ass
From: auntikrist@directvinternet.com

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Message: 1
Date: Tue, 09 Apr 2002 02:56:19 -0000
From: "lilithvf1998" <lilith@foolspress.com> Subject: Re: obligatory intro

--- In subgenius@y..., Nathaniel Eliot <temujin9@y...> wrote:
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>Okay, so totally mundane question: are you related to T.S. Eliot at all?

Nathaniel, "Karen Eliot" is a collective name used by this pseudo-dada "art" "movement" called Neoism, after they apparently decided that their original collective name, Monty Cantsin, was too clever. Either that, or when too many graffiti artists were declaring their work Neoist and the cops started looking for this Monty Cantsin fellow.

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Message: 2
Date: Mon, 8 Apr 2002 20:13:19 -0700 (PDT) From: Geo <Geovoice@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: Re: obligatory intro

Heh, many thanks Lil, I was going to ask: Who the hell is Karen Eliot, anyway?

Mucho gratitudes for the enlightenment,

=====
"Every day, people are leaving the Church, and going back to God." Lenny Bruce

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
- Euripides

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Message: 3
Date: Tue, 09 Apr 2002 03:22:36 -0000
From: "lilithvf1998" <lilith@foolspress.com> Subject: Re: obligatory intro

--- kirk Bailey wrote:
>Completely ludicrous. All this talk about Dobbstown, and they think the money for
>it came out of thin air? What do you THINK Sang is doing with all that cash, eating
>pizzia?

Er, Kirk, what makes you think that Dobbstown is anything BUT "talk"? Or that there is "all that cash" to begin with?

Actually, Dobbstown IS real--as real as any state of mind, anyhow. Someday we'll ALL be there, friends, but for now, don't even bother looking for it in Malaysia, unless you want to tell a REALLY funny story in 20 years--if you survive. IF you survive.

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Message: 4
Date: Mon, 8 Apr 2002
From: Lance Browder <browder666@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: ANY CHURCH OF THE SUB-GEINIUS OR SUB-GENNI ACTIVITY IN THE MID-SOUTH AREA?

DEAR DKR. ARMAND,
IN REPLY TO YOUR QUESTION:
NO I AM NOT AN EX-MARINE OR EX-MILITARY, BUT I DID ONCE TRY TO JOING THE MILITARY AND THEY TURNED ME DOWN BECAUSE OF MY EYE CONDITION. REV. WHISPERING FIRE. browder666 (Saturday, April 06, 2002) wrote:

>I'm legally blind and also suffer from Bi-Polar disorder
...
>My hobbies include:
>Collecting Guns;
>Hanging out at the firing rangerange;
>Drinking Beer;

Hrm.

You don't happen to be ex-marine, too, do you?
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Message: 5
Date: Mon, 8 Apr 2002 23:58:51 -0400
From: "rwrode" <rwrode@suscom.net>
Subject: Re: flighty

"priestesspisces" <priestesspisces@hotmail.com>
Sent: Monday, April 08, 2002 8:03 PM
Subject: [subgenius] flighty

>I could'a sworn i joined this 'er thang already... I reckon I di'nt.
>Well fine then 'er I am.

You've joined the finest of the subgenius lists! Like the Ramones tune, we're a happy family!
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Message: 6
Date: Tue, 09 Apr 2002 00:09:38 -0400
From: "Merryiad Rode" <merryiad@hotmail.com>
Subject: Re: ANY CHURCH OF THE SUB-GEINIUS OR SUB-GENNI ACTIVITY IN THE MID-SOUTH AREA?

From: Lance Browder

>DEAR DKR. ARMAND,IN REPLY TO YOUR QUESTION:
NO I AM NOT AN EX-MARINE OR EX-MILITARY, BUT I DID ONCE TRY TO JOING THE MILITARY AND THEY TURNED ME DOWN BECAUSE OF MY EYE CONDITION. REV. WHISPERING FIRE.

Uh Oh. . .he's yelling! What does this mean in the scheme of subgenius things? Shame on you, Armand. . .go wash your mouth out with Ivory soap and take a good bath until you're scrubbed clean. . .

Er. . .I mean. . .uh. . .Rev. Whispering Fire. . .uh. . .very politely speaking. . .does "f*** em if they can't take a joke" ring a bell? ;)
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Message: 7
Date: Tue, 09 Apr 2002 00:13:51 -0400
From: "Merryiad Rode" <merryiad@hotmail.com> Subject: Re: flighty

From: "priestesspisces"
>I could'a sworn i joined this 'er thang already...I reckon I di'nt.
Well fine then 'er I am. and stuff.

Welcome, Pisces. . .and how did your evening go without the caffeine pot? 'Most certainly hope the caffeine luck plane goes your way.
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Message: 8
Date: Tue, 09 Apr 2002 04:18:27 -0000
From: "lilithvf1998" <lilith@foolspress.com> Subject: Re: obligatory intro

--- In subgenius@y..., "karen eliot" <karen_eliot@h...> wrote:

>I never actually said that Stang got rich off the Church. I said he
INTENDED to. As for him having lots of money, it's all relative. I guarantee you he's got more than I do.

Fine. I'll give you a quarter so you'll be richer than he is. NOW will you stop talking about Stang's finances?
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Message: 9
Date: Tue, 09 Apr 2002 00:22:08 -0400
From: "Merryiad Rode" <merryiad@hotmail.com> Subject: Re: A Rant by my Little Sister

From: "Rev. Ivan Stang"

>This is by my little sister, aka C-! the RubGenius, quoted in one of
books as saying "Someday I will be a large sore," which is now coming true. Since she is a Southern Baptist she does not usually rant for SubGenius publication -- in fact, she is too foul-mouthed and gross even for many of US -- but she sent me this one because it is a true and heartfelt rant.
I wanted to warn YOU and YOUR unsuspecting friends about a conspiracy. This is not a conspiracy theory, for I have witnessed the insidiousness MYSELF.

*Snip*

Not quite as smokey as Stang's searing rant, but worthy of putting out the fire, nevertheless. . .

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Message: 10
Date: Mon, 08 Apr 2002 21:46:14 -0700 (PDT)
From: auntikrist@directvinternet.com
Subject: Lil rebuts---- (was obligatory intro )

On Tue, 09 April 2002, "lilithvf1998" wrote

<SNIP>
...As someone who doesn't begrudge Stang a living, knowing full well that he has barely scraped by ever since he moved out of his parents' home DECADES ago; <SNIP>
I guess hypertension and a foul mood is the price one pays for thinking that someone who claims to be a SubGenius that likes metal, chunky chicks, and garter belts, might automatically be COOL LIKE ME. Boy, do I have egg on *my* face.
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Bobdayum Lil, I don't see how anyone could ever be as cool as I think you are right this moment!

The things that you keep silently telling yourself are your most important conversations. Whatever you habitually dwell on in your mind, you will become, express, or experience. Your subconscious mind will be your best friend or your worst enemy.
~~ Unknown

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Message: 11
Date: Tue, 9 Apr 2002 09:47:18 -0700 (PDT)
From: Geo <Geovoice@yahoo.com>
Subject: A new business opportunity for the intrepid

Hey all,
I think I've found a new home business that we can all get into, and people are just dying to give it a whirl:)
http://loris.net/zombie/index.html

smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast,

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Message: 12
Date: Tue, 9 Apr 2002 08:40:25 -0700 (PDT)
From: Nathaniel Eliot <temujin9@yahoo.com> Subject: Re: Re: obligatory intro

--- lilithvf1998 <lilith@foolspress.com> wrote:
>Nathaniel, "Karen Eliot" is a collective name used by this pseudo-dada "art" "movement" called Neoism, after they apparently decided that their original collective name, Monty Cantsin, was too clever. Either that, or when too many graffiti artists were declaring their work Neoist and the cops started looking for this Monty Cantsin fellow.

Yeah, so I discovered.

Do you actually know about this personally, or did you just hunt it down online? Because I'm still curious about the spelling of the last name.
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Message: 13
Date: Tue, 09 Apr 2002 07:32:53 -0700 (PDT)
From: auntikrist@directvinternet.com
Subject: Lil rebuts---- (was obligatory intro )

On Tue, 09 April 2002, "lilithvf1998" wrote

<SNIP>

I guess hypertension and a foul mood is the price one pays for thinking that someone who claims to be a SubGenius that likes metal, chunky chicks, and garter belts, might automatically be COOL LIKE ME. Boy, do I have egg on *my* face.
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Bob Daayum Lil.

I don't see how anyone could ever be as COOL as I think you are, (for sticking up for Stang) right this moment!

yer evil Auntikrist

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Message: 14
Date: Tue, 9 Apr 2002 12:13:26 -0700 (PDT) From: Phloighd <phloighd@yahoo.com>
Subject: Kissing Hank's Ass

http://www.jhuger.com/kisshank.mv

This parable made me giggle for five minutes straight.

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Message: 15
Date: Tue, 09 Apr 2002 22:02:56 -0400
From: Reverend Brother VT <revbrovt@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: Kissing Hank's Ass

At 12:13 PM 4/9/2002 -0700, you wrote:
>http://www.jhuger.com/kisshank.mv
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>This parable made me giggle for five minutes straight.

Me too, then I got to thinking...

Reverend Brother VT

"Noone ever sees "Bob" but Stang..."
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Message: 16
Date: Wed, 10 Apr 2002 03:34:05 -0000
From: "priestesspisces" <priestesspisces@hotmail.com>
Subject: oh i should do that intro thingy (was Re: flighty)

Thanks for the welcome..

used the percolator (i call it the camp pot- cuz thats what i use it for)took a bit of diggin to find it.. and i would have forgotten i even had it except that Rev Otto mentioned in #subgenius something about loving perk coffee... so it sufficed.. however i realize i was spoiled by using a french press.. so the perk stuff tastes icky... but it is a source of caffine.. so thats good...

the day woudl have been better if monday hadnt of started with the CON JOB reseting the clocks for spring daylight savings (DAMN YOU BEN FRANKLIN!!!) and decided for jollys to add and extra 5 mins.. making me late all around.. and again so today.. i mentioned somthing to someone in higher positioning who simply replyed "really .. i kinda thought it was slow." .. further convincing me there is some cruel joke being played on me at that company.. after all they sell clock and watch parts.. that in itself to me is a very odd sorta of irony.

If you are remotely interested - my job consists of basically talking to old men about clocks and watches all day long. at predetermined points interspersed thru-out the day a bell rings and i ask someone "is it time for me to go on break?" and they usually say no, and i wait another 10-20 mins then go, the exception is at noon when the bell rings, and i know i cant eat lunch and i wait an hour till everyone else comes back from lunch at which point i can eat lunch.

other than that i shack up with phloighd, who seems nice enough ^_^ i have a amazing bouncing gordito dog,
and a wealth of utterly useless knowledge in my grey matter which i on occasion have been know to spew out rather forcefully at others.

i found out about "BOB" when i met someone who was more interested in "BOB" than oral sex, this fact caught my attention.. thusly i had to find out what made "BOB" more interesting than sex...

i am a #subgenius regular and an sparadic alt.slack occasional.

yes i am a pisces.
(2/24/77)

i was born in lynchburg, va - the home town of the Rev. Jerry Falwell.

i post with lots of typos.

and i am out of interesting things to say. ask me questions then if i missed anything.

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Message: 17
Date: Tue, 09 Apr 2002 22:03:53 -0700 (PDT)
From: auntikrist@directvinternet.com
Subject: Re: Kissing Hank's Ass

On Tue, 09 April 2002, Reverend Brother VT wrote;

"No one ever sees "Bob" but Stang..."

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So you figure if we take Stang out to dinner a few times he'll show us Bob's letter ....?

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