The End (final image of the Magic Pony series) IGNORE PREVIOUS POST

From: Legume <none@yerbiz.com>
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.slack
Date: Wed, Jan 30, 2002 4:00 PM

One day, Mr.Fluffers heard a sound he had never heard before. He hopped out
of his bunny hole and found everything had changed. The sky was not as
blue, and the air smelled like smoke. Mr.Fluffers twitched his nose and
ears, and followed the strange sound happily up onto Peppermint Mountain.
At the top of Peppermint Mountain, Mr.Fluffers saw a sight he'd never seen
before, a scene of utter carnage. Tears began to flow down his cute little
bunny cheeks when he saw the bodies of the Magic Pink Pony, the Lucky Green
Pony, and Mr.Fluffers' best pal, that Polka-Dot Pony that only appeared in
one previous image, lying mangled on the Yummy Chocolate Cliffs. The
Beautiful Golden Pony stood in a puddle of their blood, his golden coat
flecked with crimson. The strange sound Mr.Fluffers heard was the Beautiful
Golden Pony's cries of terrible sadness.

"They killed each other", the Golden Pony said. " A man from the world
beyond the Happy Kingdom came here today to tell us to vacate the property,
because Princess Sunshine hadn't paid the property tax".

"The Magic Ponies blamed each other, and there was a terrible fight", the
Beautiful Golden Pony said. "Poor Princess Sunshine tried to stop them and
was gored by the Lucky Green Pony's horn and her body kicked off the cliff.
Her body, broken, but not yet dead, lays sprawled on the terrible
peppermint rocks below."

Looking over the cliff, Mr.Fluffers could see Princess Sunshine. Her blood
mixed with the sugar, forming a gruesome paste of sweet princess blood,
upon which feasted happy butterflies. Her limbs were bent and twisted at
impossible angles, and she whimpered softly in unimaginable pain.

The Beautiful Golden Pony spoke again. "The deaths of my dear friends has
broken my heart, and opened a floodgate of misfortune. Even now, real
estate developers are moving in the Happy Kingdom, preparing to bulldoze
our home and build a shopping mall. The smoke you smell is the burning of
Gumdrop Forest. Even that whore Dr.Legume has stooped to hawking t-shirts
to make a buck off of us".

A tear appeared in the Beautiful Golden Pony's eye. "This is the end of the
Happy Kingdom", he said sadly. "Mr.Fluffers, I love you", the Beautiful
Golden Pony said, leaping from the cliff to join his beloved Princess
Sunshine. He landed on her broken body, crushing her legs and pelvis, but
still not killing her. Princess Sunshine screamed a terrible scream, and
several minutes of seemingly endless agony, finally died.

When his friends the Beautiful Golden Pony and Princess Sunshine died, Mr.
Sun grew very angry.

"You, Mr.Fluffers, must become my Sword of Vengeance," bellowed Mr.Sun.
"You must join your magical pony friends in The Fantastical Land of Death.
But first you must avenge them".

"Yes!" screamed Mr.Fluffers! "I shall take my Bunnyplane to the world
beyond the Happy Kingdom, and I shall take vengeance upon man's world of
money, meat, and meanness! I shall avenge their lives a thousand fold!
Upon this I pledge my oath, Mr.Sun!!!"

His eyes burned raw by the wind and scorched by the hot tears of anger,
Mr.Fluffers pointed his colorful Bunnyplane at the World Trade Center. He
had come many many miles to destroy this target...he knew that thousands of
human lives would be lost when the Bunnyplane, loaded with nitroglycerine
he made with his Happytime Fun Set, destroyed the building.

"I'm going to the Fantastical Land of Death!" screamed Mr.Fluffers. "And
I'm taking ALL of you bastards with me!"

Just then an updraft blew the Bunnyplane off course, and the combination of
the heavy load of nitro and the long trip put an end to Mr.Fluffers' act of
vengeance, as his root beer-powered plane sputtered out of fuel and nose-
dived into the Hudson River. The Bunnyplane's load of explosives failed to
detonate, and the bunny plane sank slowly to the bottom of the river.
Mr.Fluffers, strapped into his pilot seat, panicked and fought the belts,
but to no avail. His heart was filled with terror as his lungs were filled
with foul polluted water. Mr.Fluffers screamed silently as his colorful
Bunnyplane dragged him slowly to his cold, murky grave.

The End

--
Dr. K. "Cortez" Legume
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"I don't need to vote for Legume's work to submit that he's handed guys
like you your asses. He's Tarzan on a big red scooter and you'll never
catch him". ---Februus

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