Subject: Yeti-defeating _Visa Cards_?

From: Whose TITAN Elbow <crgre00+usenet@newsguy.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, Nov 16, 2002

What's up with the CapitalOne ads that have pink ski tourists under attack by iceknife-wielding *Yeti*? How is it that these pinks can successfully fend the Yeti off with a mere Visa card? Why don't the Yeti have a superior plastic transaction device? I'm not getting triple my money back, am I...

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From: mshotz@aol.comnospam (James T. Rex King of the Monsters)

>Yet another pathetic attempt by the con to undermine their Yeti betters.
>Queso

Part of the Bush Admin's plan to generate fear off all Yeti and Yeti-like entities in the minds of the general public.

Then at the right time, Neil Bush will be attacked by a Yeti, and the will come Nuagahyde Night! Where teh massed Pinks, in a blind furry of hatred for all thens Yeti, will rampage in the streets, attacking all things Yeti! They will distroy out Lazy-boys, old '60's LP's, and burn our sacred texts! Then all go out for a Banana-Split at the D.Q.

MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
"You remind Me a Song I can't name, in time I don't remember, in a place I
don't think I've ever been to."
Grampa Simpson
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From: Legume <no-email@fuckthespammers.com>

> What's up with the CapitalOne ads that have pink ski tourists under
> attack by iceknife-wielding *Yeti*? How is it that these pinks can
> successfully fend the Yeti off with a mere Visa card?

That's because Capital One donates $30 from every new cardholder's annual fee to the Church of the SubGenius.
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Legume
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