Subject: What would Jesus drive?

From: shinpath@gol.com (SPLR Ministries, Western Japan)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: shinpath@gol.com
Date: Wed, Nov 20, 2002

Apparently this is getting serious. Some Christian religious leaders, mostly smaller denominations but together their congregations add up to about 100000 are petitioning the big automakers to reduce gas usage by their big SUVs.

http://www.csmonitor.com/durable/2001/06/04/p3s1.htm
http://www.gristmagazine.com/maindish/mckibben060501.stm
http://www.highrock.com/personal/WWJD/

I say he would drive a Nash Metropolitan...
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From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>

On Wed, 20 Nov 2002 09:06:59 GMT, shinpath@gol.com (SPLR Ministries, Western Japan) wrote:

Jesus would have silently drawn qabalistic sigils in the sand and then looked up suddenly, His eyes flaring, and cried BANGO and all of the gas tanks of his disciples would have been filled.

Then the oil interests would have offed him.

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From: dinosaurbob@comcast.net (dinosaurbob)

shinpath@gol.com (SPLR Ministries, Western Japan) wrote...

> I say he would drive a Nash Metropolitan...

I say He'd drive a 1934 Hupmobile.

+Dinosaurbob+
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From: shinpath@gol.com (SPLR Ministries, Western Japan)

HAHAHA! We're missing the whole point. SINCE THE COS BELIEVES IN MULTIPLE JESII WE HAVE TO MATCH THE JESUS TO THE CAR!

The Buck Naked Jesus - a souped up VW Dune Buggy
The whining school-marm Jesus - a 1965 Ford Fairlane
The gimme $20 till payday Jesus - a 1977 Plymouth Fury III with a bad muffler.

OH YOU GET THE IDEA!
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From: chupacabra <chupacabra@subgenius.com>

dinosaurbob wrote:

> I say He'd drive a 1934 Hupmobile.

A 2002 Millineum Edition PX200 Vespa gets my vote.

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From: John Starrett <jstarret@carbon.cudenver.edu>

dinosaurbob wrote:

> I say He'd drive a 1934 Hupmobile.

Bah! He'd drive a Christler.

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John Starrett
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From: subspecies23@aol.comnospam (The Rev. Kev)

They've been talking about this thing all day on CNN and other news channels. It keeps showing up on their scrolling news bar thing, and now they're talking about it on Talk Back Live.

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From: "Rev. Magdalen" <magdalen@subgenius.com>

Actually, he does drive an SUV. A Kia Sportage. He says it "looks cool" and he likes how you can shove a bunch of stuff in the back. Remember, Jesus has to cart around a bunch of "Bob" swag from time to time!

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From: Champion Jack Codini <Codini@subgeniusdot.whatever>

He probably needs a 5 ton truck when he drives the deposit to the bank, huh?
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From: subspecies23@aol.comnospam (The Rev. Kev)

Rev Magdalen said:
>and he likes how you can shove a bunch of stuff in the back.

I was gonna say something, but it would be too easy.

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