Subject: vacation spots of slack?

From: zosodada@aol.com (Zosodada)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Jan 29, 2003

what are some good bubbenii vacation spots? -- besides the usual destinations of buschween smokelore center; schmokum and other parts european; ohigho; the AZO plane; atlantis, lost continent and/or resort casino, whatever; tierra del feugo sur le fin de monde; &c., &c. . . .?

new orleans? bike week? ecumenical convenes?
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From: "Rev. Magdalen" <magdalen@subgenius.com>

Hot Springs, Arkansas, Boyhood Home of Bill Clinton! Take a Duck Ride! Enjoy the Hot Mineral Waters and Steam! Explore historic Bath-houses!

--
They are mean because they are rejects from society.
--Bill Palmer on SubGenii
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From: zosodada@aol.com (Zosodada)

Ah, yes, the drippy old clanky, creepy, bath houses. Some horror film should be filmed on location there.

The baths are segregated according to the sexes, with women directed to their own wing and the men on the men's side. These weren't gay bathhouses. In fact I found them depressing. Although I did have a black man there. Well, one was appointed to be my own personal ablutionary assistant. He was very black; his clinical scrubs were very white. I was afraid he wanted to whip out some retro-futuristic-faucet-gun and forcefeed my ass a high-pressure high colonic. It made me nervous.

He actually did (practically) force-feed me enough water to burst my bladder. He directed me through a labyrinth maze of bizarre bathing implements, one strange fantasy of a mad plumber after another. With each steaming, spritzing contraption I was given water. More water. I felt I was going deeper and deeper into the seven levels of Hydra's Hades.

He finally led me to a row of funny-looking toilet seat contraptions. He gestured at them like a car salesman leading a customer to the showroom.

"Would you like to take a sitz?" he asked me.

"No, thanks" I replied as camly as possible, ". . . I've already taken care of THAT, but NOW I need to take a PISS!"
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From: "nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>

Zosodada wrote:

> what are some good bubbenii vacation spots?

Leave the US.

This is not to say that there aren't great places to visit here, just that the *less* a place is like the US, the more depth and richness you will have the *chance* to get out of it.

--
Rev. nu-monet
High Priest
Church of Kali (Reformed)
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From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>

Get really drunk, make a fort out of sofa cushions, and spend the week inside it pretending you are on another planet.

If you have a cat, he can be the alien and you should buy a squirt gun.

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Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com
He who controls vocabulary controls thought.
- Ludwig Wittgenstein
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From: S Williams <swilliams023@msn.com>

Olongapo City, Phillipine Islands. marvel at the beautiful, exotic natives garbed in surplus us military clothing. See the children dive into an open ditch latrine to retreive the us coins you toss in! Enjoy the exciting nightlife of Magsaysay Street and the raunchy splendor of Barrio Barrere! Meet the girl of your dreams. And when she's finally twelve, you can legally marry her and live a life of tropical bliss!

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