Subject: Urinate

From: KRONOS <null@void.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, May 5, 2002

you'll feel better
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From: dkr. Xenu v 0.4 <noway@out.com>

ok piss on you

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I have the biggest little dick you'll ever see
But trust when I say you'll be scared of me
You've never felt how I'll make you feel
You will love my two inches of steel
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From: "nu-monet v4.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>

I used to think that, but now I know better.
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From: joecosby@mindspring.com (Joe Cosby)

Was I supposed to take my pants down before I did that?

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com
"When you were establishing your personal relationship with God didn't
He tell you that CLUELESS PEOPLE MAKE BABY JESUS CRY?"
-- Steve Sullivan
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From: nerv@subdimension.com (Son Gohan)

>you'll feel better

DONE
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From: Her Ladyship Lilith von Fraumench <lilith@ZubJenius.com>

Oh yeah?!? Well, uraTHREE.

Her Ladyship Lilith
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From: prostata@bronze.coil.com (The Stinking Bishop Prostata Cantata MP)

KRONOS <null@void.com> wrote:
>you'll feel better

Good idea. I think I will.

After sifting through the last 300 or so alt.slack posts I'm 'bout ready to pinch a loaf too.

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I have burped, farted, and sneezed at the same time, and I am still
alive. --Dan Povenmire, Los Angeles
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From: dkr. Xenu v 0.4 <noway@out.com>

I guess that's why you'r the Stinking Bishop. ;-)
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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

"Is this church about pee?" -- a sincerely befuddled Dallas sf con attendee who wandered into the infamous "Poop Dog/Pee Dog Devival", 1984 and heard the preaching by Sterno, Snavely & Stang

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From: "Pisces" <priestesspisces@hotmail.com>

having had a point in my life when i could NOT urinate.. i agree with this post... peeing is a form a lower level slack... more so if you have been sitting on your ass for hours in a pickup truck with a poor suspension.

why is it that road vibarations make me have to pee?

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