Subject: swear?

From: "nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.friday,alt.magdalen
Reply-To: like.excess@sex.org
Date: Tue, Oct 8, 2002

When swearing in a witness to testify at a civil or criminal hearing, athiests, Buddhists, Moslems and others are given a special oath to recite, other than "Do you swear to tell the whole truth, etc..."

Well, what is the SubGenius oath?

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From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>

On Wed, 09 Oct 2002 03:57:48 GMT, "nu-monet v5.0"
<nothing@succeeds.com> wrote:

>Well, what is the SubGenius oath?

Well how do the atheist, Buddhist and Moslem ones go?

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"Subgenius is a religion where you send "Bob" your money, and you get
to kill him."
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From: "Unclaimed Mysteries" <k4doh@mindspring.com>

KWAK3RZZZ!!!`11 affirm rather than swear, adhering to a single standard of truth.

As for SubGeniuses, you could do worse than modifying this: "I shall not cause harm to any vehicle nor the personal contents thereof nor through inaction allow such vehicle or the personal contents thereof to come to harm."

Etch it in your brain.

Corry
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From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>

"I swear to tell the truth, up to and only up to the point that it interferes with the intergalactic conspiracy of which I am a member"
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From: El Queso <the_cheese_23@yahoo.com>

Subgenii are habitual oath breakers. They won't tell the truth unless it is cooler, more profitable, or funnier than a lie. Of course, that is a boldfaced lie and all Subgenii tell the truth all of the time, even me.

Queso

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