Subject: Skreeeeeeeeee...THUMP!

From: subspecies23@aol.com (SubSpecies23)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Jun 26, 2002 12:23 AM
Message-ID: <20020626002354.09795.00000707@mb-ce.aol.com>

Tonight I was partaking in one of my favorite activities: The Sacrament of Driving with the Windows Down and the Radio Up. This is especially fun when playing music that will upset the religious Moral Majority Pinks that inhabit this small Bible Belt town in Oklahoma. Tonight I playing My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult, and the "Grass" soundtrack. Anyway, that is beside the point. The point is that I kept having to dodge idiots running across the road the entire time I was out. It happened at least six times, people running across the road dangerously close to my car. Normally I would have sped up, but I just had the car detailed. I think deep in the Pink Collective Unconscious they have realized that their society is doomed and the end is coming soon, and so they have become suicidal. Not that this is a bad thing...

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From: El Queso <the_cheese_23@yahoo.com>

They want slack so bad that they are willing to stand in the pathway of a slack-filled driver just to be closer to "BOB". The sad part is that they don't even know what slack is, they just dance like little puppets swatting at invisible bees.

Cheers,
Queso
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From: joecosby@mindspring.com (Joe Cosby)

"If you don't like how I drive, stay off the sidewalk!"

- bumper sticker

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com
"God, grant me SERENITY to deal with problems I can't change,
COURAGE to face the challenges of all other problems and
WISDOM to hide the bodies of those who fuck with me."
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From: JJ <jakubj@parkin.ca>

few days ago while on the highway some guy was changing lanes, unfortunatelly not noticing that i was already there. our cars collided, causing a terrible accident in which i died.
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From: "Alliekatt" <alleykatzen@hotmail.com>

"SubSpecies23" <subspecies23@aol.com> wrote...
> Tonight I was partaking in one of my favorite activities: The Sacrament of
> Driving with the Windows Down and the Radio Up. This is especially fun when
> playing music that will upset the religious Moral Majority Pinks that inhabit
> this small Bible Belt town in Oklahoma. Tonight I playing My Life with the
> Thrill Kill Kult, and the "Grass" soundtrack.

You think that'll confuse the Pinks? Ain't nothing like the look of total, complete, confusticated bewilderment they gimme when the windows are down, the xplod door speakers are bassed to the max, and the volume is at "deafen"- and it's banjos and bagpipes. It's amazing how a bodhran track can rattle a chassis with more oomph than Snoop Doggy. Satan grind is passe for moral majority Pinks, they have a reason to pat you on the head for being a cute rebel and assume that you'll come to jayzus sooner or later. It's PAGAN music by a bunch of HORNY CATHOLICS that gets the unfulfilled white people really riled on a subliminal level.

Unless of course, they're bluegrass players.

alliekatt

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