Subject: Ranting quandry

From: Her Ladyship Lilith von Fraumench <lilith@ZubJenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Jul 22, 2002

I'm really confused about a point and I welcome others' feedback here.

I'd rant at every devival if I had the money to go from devival to devival. I love ranting. It's a passion of mine, and excepting the fact that I blow out my vocal cords if I go too hard too long, I'd do it every day.

But I haven't wanted to impose myself on others, either. So I've been waiting for someone to invite me to rant. But inevitably, no invitations come forth.

I could start asking when devivals come up, but I hate the idea of going, "Hey, let me rant at your devival." It just strikes me as rude.

So what the fuck do I do instead?!?

Her Ladyship Lilith
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From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@mindspring.com>

you just did

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From: bobdiddley@aol.com (Bobdiddley)

Bribe the stage manager. It worked for me. And it didn't cost much.
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From: Artemia Salina <y2k@sheayright.com>

Her Ladyship Lilith von Fraumench wrote:

> I could start asking when devivals come up, but I hate the idea of
> going, "Hey, let me rant at your devival." It just strikes me as rude.
>
> So what the fuck do I do instead?!?

Well, I suppose you could ask how to handle this problem, here, on alt.slack.

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From: Legume <none@yerbiz.com>

Her Ladyship Lilith von Fraumench wrote:

> So what the fuck do I do instead?!?

If you do not do, you do not.

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the last church falls on the last priest" - - - Emile Zola
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From: Her Ladyship Lilith von Fraumench <lilith@ZubJenius.com>

Gee, thanks, zenmaster. I could be using the staff on my own head, you know. Actually, now that I think on it, that might well be part of the problem.
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From: Honk.blrpHOOOARGHH@excuseMe.com (yard man)

Her Ladyship Lilith von Fraumench <lilith@ZubJenius.com> wrote:

>So what the fuck do I do instead?!?
>
Sell Grit!
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From: Phloighd <phloighd@hotmail.com>

Part of the problem here can best be expressed as a question back to you: must a true invitation include plane fare? I reference your answer to the question posed here:

http://www.subgenius.com/bigfist/fun/devivals/xxx-day/post-XXX/X0020_POLL-_How_To_Run_A_P.html

(Your answer is the last, so scroll to the end.)

At the time you said "Actually, I need a plane ticket, room, and board." I myself am unable to provide plane fare, else I'd have you and Thea here for the Sleepover not to rant but just to give you the chance to dip your little toesies into the Atlantic naked at 3AM. Heck, with you guys there we'd go find a bar, drink a lot, and START A DEVIVAL RIGHT THERE.

Gosh, if only there were one home resource for creating, critiquing, and improving devivals. And Xday. Hmmmmmmm.

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