Subject: Magdalen - a question for Jesus

From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, Jan 18, 2003

Ask him this: If he got an envelope in the mail from me with fifty bucks in it and a note saying "this is from the money I found," how long would it I have to wait before he sent it back?
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From: "Rev. Magdalen" <magdalen@subgenius.com>

He says he would send it back immediately because he doesn't want your "thirty pieces of silver" BLOOD MONEY!!

And he also wants to know why you would only send $50 and not more.

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They are mean because they are rejects from society.
--Bill Palmer on SubGenii
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From: Reverend DJ Epoch <nunyabiz@noway.com>

Sheesh.

GET A ROOM YOU TWO! S/M play like this is best kept behind closed doors.

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From: "nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>

This should be a regular column:

"SubGenii Ask Jesus"

Q: Are you *really* immortal, or do you just live a couple of hundred thousand years? And, do other immortals still try to cut your head off to get your power?

Q: Do you have a belly button?

Q: Can you levitate, and if so, do you think it's better than owning a Segway?

Q: Was it you who was funning around and made the 1960s?

Q: Who is the anti-christ, really? Do you like know him and did you used to hang out together but got into a fight or something? If you touched each other would you cancel each other out like matter and anti-matter?

Q: If you bring somebody back from the dead do you have to be real careful to make sure they haven't been embalmed first? And what if they are wearing dentures or a fake eyeball; do they have to take them out before they grow new ones?

Q: Do you just do loaves and fishes or can you cater large gatherings with salad and choice of chicken ala king or beef and noodles?

Q: Does kosher law count for squat anymore, or can we really eat stuff like pigs stuffed with lobster covered in American cheese?

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Rev. nu-monet
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Church of Kali (Reformed)
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From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>

> He says he would send it back immediately because he doesn't want your
> "thirty pieces of silver" BLOOD MONEY!!

LIAR!

> And he also wants to know why you would only send $50 and not more.

Uh huh... he really doesn't want it.

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