Subject: Frop question

From: cmiller@trellis.net (Almerich)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, Sep 14, 2002

Is it as dry where you are as it is where I am?

Just curious.
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From: rlan538885@aol.comnobozos (RLan538885)

No.

"100,000 lemmings can't be wrong."
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From: cmiller@trellis.net (Almerich)

How 'bout sending me a smidgeon in an envelope with no return address? :-)
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From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>

Having NO FRIENDS keeps me pretty dry, but my frapmeister's frapmeister retired because crossing international borders became much more difficult so my frapmeister retired. But hell, here in Oregon we say if you have to go out of the country to get frappy DON'T COME BACK. I'm a twice a year buyer anyway so mostly I just mooch.
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From: cmiller@trellis.net (Almerich)

I just don't understand it. There's coke around, 'k', 'e', and a number of three letter combinations. I mean, it's not like the stuff doesn't grow on trees!!!
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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

Oh, now I get it. You are talking about Marijuana. I was about to ship the poor dude a big crate of habafropzipulops...! Good thing that was stopped in time. Would have been a waste, when what Almerich wants is plain wog hemp. Which around here not especially dry; in fact it's so damn wet you can hardly keep it lit. They say.

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From: cmiller@trellis.net (Almerich)

Well, I certainly wouldn't say no to a crate of habfropzpulops. Especially if they came from the World Famous Ivan Stang.

Hmmm... if things don't improve, a road trip to Ohio might be in my future.
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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

No prob, but, for future reference, please do me a favor and leave "the World Famous" part off of the rest of my fake name. The crazies don't get the joke, and lately habe been getting after me like crazy people are wont to do on REAL World Famous people. It's been creeping me out lately and I'm not being paid commensurately. Fucking god damn Dobbs dude, he said we were gonna have bodyguards and bullet proof limos. What we got was a scarecrow and a bumper sticker.

And to tell the truth, what he said was Frop turned out to be some old mesquite tree branches from his back yard.

But MAN! We still got Slack!

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