Subject: does it matter that Americans have enormous butts?

From: Honk.blrpHOOOARGHH@excuseMe.com (Farts DeLuxe)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Jun 14, 2002

only if you fly coach a lot. And maybe if you manufacture wicker furniture.
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From: HellPopeHuey <hellpopehuey@subspamgeenyus.com>

Yes. It makes them harder to cornhole. This is why there's been on ongoing growth curve in the sales of broom handles and latex fists. They're amusing enough, but its just not the same. Put down the Twinkie and pick up the Astroglide. Your filthy ad banner could go here. A little lower and to the left. And look, not one stupid word about Arabs.

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From: IMBJR <imbjr@imbjr.com>

According to Google this is the 9th time you have mentioned that product. I think the manufacturers have you in their pocket.
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From: "Blackout" <blackout@404infomagic.net>

[In response to Hellpope Huey]

are you trying to increase your buttsex posting stats oh lost and lonely one?

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