Subject: Dear SubGenius Unarius Expert

From: "Dr. Rev Chuck, MD, PA" <cdub@_REMOVETHIS_erols.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Nov 24, 2002

From http://www.unarius.org/mars/index.html.

Is the following claim true? It'd be great if it were!

Martian Education

There are no public schools. The child is taught to a large extent
in his sleep by a "Z-ray" device which imparts the lessons or knowledge
directly into his subconscious mind. Usually a child will have the
equivalent to a college education by the time he or she has reached the
age of 10.
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From: prostata@bronze.coil.com (The Stinking Bishop Prostata Cantata MP)

I dunno about the "z-ray", but it sounds like bad sci-fi to me. I've always found that microwaves work pretty well on the kids. You just have to poke holes in their skulls with a fork to keep 'em from popping.

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"In your country club, your church and business, about 15 percent of the
people are screwballs, lightweights and boobs and you would not want those
people unrepresented in Congress." -- former senator Alan Simpson
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From: El Queso <""the_cheese_23\"@(nospam)yahoo.com>

The Martians haven't used the Z ray since the 60's.

Queso
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From: John Starrett <jstarret@carbon.cudenver.edu>

Well, yes and no. Home schooled martians sometimes use the Z-ray.

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John Starrett
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From: John Starrett <jstarret@carbon.cudenver.edu>

ICEKNIFE wrote:

> When Grays put things in your ass, those aren't probes, they're
> teaching devices.

> Maybe you just aren't receptive.

Yeah? OK, smart guy, so I have Martian dyslexia. That ain't lack of receptivity.
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From: "Dr. Rev Chuck, MD, PA" <cdub@_REMOVETHIS_erols.com>

> The Martians haven't used the Z ray since the 60's.

1964? In a certain patent bit of holiday tv buldada which shall go nameless?


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