Subject: Dear SubGenius Unanswerable Question Answerer

From: "Alliekatt" <alleykatzen@hotmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, May 1, 2003

Why is it, that according to conservative policy, Darwinism is the law... but it's not allowed in high school science textbooks?

and

Why is it, that if you talk candidly with any professional dominatrix in Washington DC, (S&M being made completely legal there now as well as in Nevada), you find out that the kinkiest, nastiest, weirdest, piss-drinkingest freaks are all Republicans and Federal law enforcement personnel?

Kind of like that turd-eating bishop De Sade wrote about?
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From: prostata@bronze.coil.com (The Stinking Bishop Prostata Cantata MP)

>Why is it, that according to conservative policy, Darwinism is the law...
>but it's not allowed in high school science textbooks?

because "Social Darwinism" has nothing to do with the actual science of evolution, nor Charles Darwin. It is based on the writings of a guy named Spencer.

Spencer borrowed the name "darwinism" to describe his theories, and is the one who actually coined the phrase "survival of the fittest". It should actually be called "Social Spencerism", but since nobody has ever heard of Spencer, that idea never caught on.

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

> Why is it, that if you talk candidly with any professional dominatrix in
> Washington DC, (S&M being made completely legal there now as well as in
> Nevada), you find out that the kinkiest, nastiest, weirdest,
> piss-drinkingest freaks are all Republicans and Federal law enforcement
> personnel?

If only it was ALL Republicans and Federal agents!

Maybe it's because the more liberal types are busy being pussywhipped in that OTHER way. They're always talking about how extra sex is "okay" but then they don't actually do it, or if they do they feel guilty. And get CAUGHT. Heck, the Jerry Springer trailer court troglodytes appear to be the REAL experimenters in that area. Judging from what I've been downloading lately, anyway.

Another reason might be that Republicans have more extra money to spend on hookers since, according to stereotype, they all have jobs.

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From: glassgnost <dahacker@nospam.dslextreme.com>

> Spencer borrowed the name "darwinism" to describe his theories, and is
> the one who actually coined the phrase "survival of the fittest". It
> should actually be called "Social Spencerism", but since nobody has ever
> heard of Spencer, that idea never caught on.

So, is "Spencer's Gifts" the missing link to the S&M aspect, then?

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From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>

> you find out that the kinkiest, nastiest, weirdest,
> piss-drinkingest freaks are all Republicans
and Federal law enforcement personnel?

> Kind of like that turd-eating bishop De Sade wrote about?

Why the hell do you think?
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From: "nikolai kingsley" <nikolai@broadway.net.au>

because they repress (or try to) the natural flow of Slack through the Flunads, it builds up. *that's* where all the weirdness comes from. the SubGenii who regularly flush out their Gunad pipes don't experience that dreadful back-pressure, unless they're stuck in prison or on some fucked-up austerity kick or something. this is also why the straightest-appearing pinks end up committing the most horrific sexcrimes; since they can't perform even borderline normal sex acts, they let it build up until they can't control it and that's when the Akishra sneak in and before they know it they're waking up in a sleazy motel and there's peanut butter smeared all over the ceiling and severed pekinese heads all over the place and some nurse is standing in the doorway screaming "OH MY GOD YOU SICK MONSTER!"

actually, the last bit is from an old Robert Williams comic, "Muzzy the Dunce", if i recall.

think about the traditional white explorer arriving at some tropical paradise and seeing all them ch1x0rs with their h00t0rz bouncing all over the place. aim your tricorder at the natives, and then at the whiteman. who's got the highest back-pressure in their pipes?

nikolai
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From: "nikolai kingsley" <nikolai@broadway.net.au>

> because "Social Darwinism" has nothing to do with the actual
> science of evolution, nor Charles Darwin. It is based on the writings of a
> guy named Spencer.

this wouldn't be the same Captain Elliot Spencer who opened that puzzlebox in the second Hellraiser film, now, would it?

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