From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Dec 19, 2002
How come when you see those 900 pound people who haven't
been out of bed in five years, they always seem to
be a vast expanse of bare flesh with out any hair on
it. Are there any really hairy bloated freaks who
have fur all over them? AND HOW DO THEY POOP?
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From: "Blackout" <blackout@404subgenius.com>
and WHO continues to shovel the 17 chickens and 3 pound bacon omelets into the gaping pie holes after they can't get up anymore?
it sounds like time to go on the "har, you can't
get your fat ass to the refrigerator anymore"
diet to me
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From: "Melchior Pants" <undeliverable@somemail.com>
No, we just have the pizza man back the truck up to the window and toss a dozen pizzas in. Not that I would know personally.
Pizza Hut declined my credit card, so I had to eat the Jehovah's Witnesses that keep showing up.
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Melchior Pants
Camarilla ID - 2000-09-035
Microsoft Beta Tester ID - 459457
ICBM Address - 42o 44' 9" N, 90o 25' 27"
W Elevation : 972'
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From: El Queso <""the_cheese_23\"@(nospam)yahoo.com>
nenslo wrote:
> Are there any really hairy bloated freaks
> who have fur all over them? AND HOW DO THEY POOP?
The bloat gnomes shave morbidly obese people's bellies in their sleep. I dunno how they poop either.
Queso
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