Subject: Dear Subgenius After Dinner Speaker

From: tay_bridge_disaster@fantomas.datanet.co.uk (Angst Rom)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Jul 14, 2002

It seems that I still maintain enough contact with PEOPLE that I do not UTTERLY DESPISE to have been asked to act in the capacity of BEST MAN at a forthcoming wedding event.

I await with baited breath any gems of wisdom you wish to impart about the MAKING A SPEECH part of the evening.

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Invisible "Liftee" Height Pad Goes Here
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From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@mindspring.com>

Pig latin.

Just think about it.

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Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com
"Murphys law was not discovered by Murphy but by a man with the same name."
Tilmann Kuhn
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From: tay_bridge_disaster@fantomas.datanet.co.uk (Angst Rom)

"Porcus maximus entrat et circumingerat! Fornicatio meum!" kind of thing???

>Just think about it.

Oh. OK.
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From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@mindspring.com>

>"Porcus maximus entrat et circumingerat! Fornicatio meum!" kind of
>thing???

Orcuspay aximusmay ...
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From: "LXIX" <post_replys_please@this.address.is.invalid>

"Angst Rom" wrote...

> I await with baited breath any gems of wisdom you wish to impart about
> the MAKING A SPEECH part of the evening.

Here is to the bride and groom
on the hour of their appointed doom
from happy life to married gloom
We wish ye both to get well soon.

I would like to extend to the bride and groom my best wishes for their future. May it be full of joy an happiness, unoccupied elevators, vacant back lots, out of the way places, airplane lavatories, friends closets, and large blankets that leave every one at the concert wondering what's really going on under there.

--LXIX--
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From: tay_bridge_disaster@fantomas.datanet.co.uk (Angst Rom)

And PLENTY of the HORNY PONIES on tap!

Stop me if I'm getting too technical.
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From: "Alliekatt" <alleykatzen@hotmail.com>

I would recommend a rousing hymn of Tom Lehrer's "When You Are Old And Gray", on an easel, on a big pad of paper with the lyrics written really large and a pointy stick to guide the audience in singing it.

It would be even cooler to have someone on the piano, playing it badly from a fake book.

alliekatt
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From: tay_bridge_disaster@fantomas.datanet.co.uk (Angst Rom)

I am the DJ for the evening as well.

I can inflict ALL KINDS of SOCIALEVENTPAIN!!!

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