From: iDRMRSR <alex.i.thymia@depression.org>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Sep 29, 2002
Which part of the Church of the SubGenius could be described as quasi-religious?
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From: "Ned Wreck" <NedWreck@usenetserver.com>
The part where they ask for money?
Ned
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From: friday@fridayjones.com (Friday Jones)
The part that drives you quasi.
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From: John Starrett <jstarret@carbon.cudenver.edu>
The semi-holy bits just below the kneeshields.
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From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>
The Catholic Church.
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From: "nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>
The part where they ring the bells.
THE BELLS!
THE BELLS!
QUASI MUST RING THE BELLS!
Quasi is minimum wage.
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From: SubGenius Spice <SGSpice@safe-mail.net>
that part.
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From: Reverend DJ Epoch <nunyabiz@noway.com>
The Bobtism? Right up until the time they gotta get nakked.
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From: "Rev. Andre Brothel" <undeadandbitter@mindspring.com>
I suppose that since his would be the holy hairstyle, it would be "Bob's" Part.
So there you have it, at least no-one can say that Subgenii aren't a hair spiritual. Or kill me!
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