Subject: Dear British SubGenius Answer Men

From: "Rev. Magdalen" <magdalen@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Nov 6, 2002

Why do people over there say "cooker" instead of "oven"? And if we didn't get the word "oven" from you people, then where the hell did it come from?

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So, the proper signature delimiter is the way mine is ("-- ") and not the
way yours is ("--").
-- Some Linux Freak
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From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>

Auschwitz?

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Joe Cosby
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BLOOD AND SOULS FOR MY LORD ARIOCH! BLOOD AND SOULS!
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From: friday@fridayjones.com (Friday Jones)

And why is the trunk of the car called the "boot"?

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Bound, blindfolded, and buttered, at last Leopold knew the semblance of peace.
- R. Leggatt
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From: idrmrsr <idrmrsr@subgenius.com>
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And why is your dick called a John Thomas?

And the exit called "way out"?

And take out food called "take away"?

And a rent-a-car called "self-drive"? Do their cars have robots inside? Or do people rent cars only when their chauffeurs are unavailable?

What is it with the Brittanic Mind, anyhow? Didn't Adam and Eve* tell them the same thing to call things as they did us good Americans?

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*or Celine and Andarko, well, you get the point.

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