What "Bob" Wants

From: "nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Sep 18, 2002 5:34 PM

Uh huh huh...
Oh yeah...
Slack...Slack...

Somebody told me,
"Bob", is everything you want,
is everything you see...
I guess I must have loved you.
'Cause I said you were
the perfect god for me,
Maybe...
But now we're six years older...
And everything you want
and everything you see,
Is out of reach...
Not good enough...
I don't know what the HELL
you want from me, but "Bob"...

Uh huh huh...
Oh...oh...
Uh huh huh...
Doo doo doo...
La la la la...

Somebody tell me,
Won't you tell me...
Why I work so hard for you?
All to give you money
All to give you money...

Some people work for a living,
Some people work for fun,
"Bob", I just work for you.
They told me Slack
was a give and take,
Well, show me you can take
you've got some giving to do.
And now you tell me that
we're not having X-Day,
I'll kill you very happily
if you want me to...
A sex saucer, and my Slack will peak,
If my Slack isn't good enough now
Than how can it be
good enough for Tau Seti?
I can't Slack off harder than I do...

Somebody tell me,
Won't you tell me...
Why I work so hard for you?
All to give you money,
All to give you money...

Oh...
Why do I do the things I do?
I'd tell you if I knew.
My "Bob"...
I don't even think that I hate you....
Won't you kill me...
Kill me...kill me...kill me...

How could you spit on a boy like me?
When all I could see
Was the end of the work week...
All the Slackful signs,
Scatalog things we buy,
Ain't gonna keep us together...
It's just a matter of time.

My situation,
Never changes.
Walking in that manner through that door,
Like a stranger,
But the wages...
I give you
All you say you want is more...

And all I can see
Is the end of the work week,
All the Slackful signs,
Scatalog things we buy,
Ain't gonna keep us together...
"Bob", it's just a matter of time.

(return to top for another year)

--
"Let's die with music."
-- Russian saying

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From: nucleus@invalid.you.are (nucleus)

In article <3D88F281.66FA@succeeds.com>, like.excess@sex.org wrote:
>Uh huh huh...
>Oh yeah...
>Slack...Slack...
>
>Somebody told me,
>"Bob", is everything you want,
> is everything you see...

Bob does not exist.
This whole thing is but a scam.

It is based on the same principles
as the "rest of it".

1. Money = god, and
god = money.

2. Either I suck your blood,
or you WILL suck mine,
there is just no other way.

This whole thing is for the frustrated
idiots that want to look "kinky"
and "advanced", kinda "elite"
of the most idiotic of them all.

They sit here in this hole,
wasting their miserable lives,
bitching and moaning about nothing,
yet, at the same time, pretending
to be the "underground elite".

This hole sucks so bad,
that if you knew,
you'd realize what an idiot you are.

Bob = $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Thats the "bottom line" of this sucky enterprise.

>I guess I must have loved you.
>'Cause I said you were
> the perfect god for me,
>Maybe...
>But now we're six years older...
>And everything you want
> and everything you see,
>Is out of reach...
>Not good enough...
>I don't know what the HELL
>you want from me, but "Bob"...
>
>Uh huh huh...
>Oh...oh...
>Uh huh huh...
>Doo doo doo...
>La la la la...
>
>Somebody tell me,
>Won't you tell me...
>Why I work so hard for you?
>All to give you money
>All to give you money...
>
>Some people work for a living,
>Some people work for fun,
>"Bob", I just work for you.
>They told me Slack
> was a give and take,
>Well, show me you can take
> you've got some giving to do.
>And now you tell me that
> we're not having X-Day,
>I'll kill you very happily
> if you want me to...
>A sex saucer, and my Slack will peak,
>If my Slack isn't good enough now
>Than how can it be
> good enough for Tau Seti?
>I can't Slack off harder than I do...
>
>Somebody tell me,
>Won't you tell me...
>Why I work so hard for you?
>All to give you money,
>All to give you money...
>
>Oh...
>Why do I do the things I do?
>I'd tell you if I knew.
>My "Bob"...
>I don't even think that I hate you....
>Won't you kill me...
>Kill me...kill me...kill me...
>
>How could you spit on a boy like me?
>When all I could see
> Was the end of the work week...
>All the Slackful signs,
>Scatalog things we buy,
>Ain't gonna keep us together...
>It's just a matter of time.
>
>My situation,
>Never changes.
>Walking in that manner through that door,
>Like a stranger,
>But the wages...
>I give you
>All you say you want is more...
>
>And all I can see
> Is the end of the work week,
>All the Slackful signs,
>Scatalog things we buy,
>Ain't gonna keep us together...
>"Bob", it's just a matter of time.
>
>(return to top for another year)
>
>

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From: Arbane the Terrible <arbane@attbi.com>

nucleus wrote:

> 1. Money = god, and
> god = money.

> Bob = $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
>
> Thats the "bottom line" of this sucky enterprise.

...And for his next trick, Nucleus will reveal that the sky is blue, the
government is full of idiots, and that he's an oaf!

--
"Remember, the plural of 'moron' is 'focus group'."
-- James A. Wolf

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From: t3dy@aol.composthip (sned the bold)

actually, all he wants is your soul
(no big loss, you'll get another one
in the mail in the morning, honest)

-Sned The Bold
www.geocities.com/snedthebold/
"that net does not make me feel safe
all those holes make me nervous"
-built to spill

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From: "purple" <purple@tellurian.com>

"nucleus" wrote

> Bob = $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
>
> Thats the "bottom line" of this sucky enterprise.

but OSHO = LOVE.

LOVE, plus a whole SHITLOAD of ROLLS ROYCES!

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From: prostata@bronze.coil.com (The Stinking Bishop Prostata Cantata MP)

In article <amb4vb$1279$1@news.ukr.net>,
nucleus <nucleus@invalid.you.are> wrote:
>
>Bob does not exist.
>This whole thing is but a scam.
>

no! REALLY?!

Then who is that pipe smoking man having sex with my wife?!

--
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"In your country club, your church and business, about 15 percent of the
people are screwballs, lightweights and boobs and you would not want those
people unrepresented in Congress." -- former senator Alan Simpson

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