Re: Taters

From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Aug 18, 2002 3:58 PM

In article <3D5F47AA.26CC6F6F@yahooX.com>, nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>
wrote:

> More crap sent to me by REV. DUMBASS

Rev. Dumbass sure is prolific.

Princess Wei pointed out that this one would fit perfectly at the next
DEVOtional, and we have printed it out so that she may recite it to the
spuds at the 2003 Devo Con.

>
> Tater People"
>
> Some people never seem motivated to participate,
> but are just content to watch while others do
> the work. They are called "Speck Taters".
>
> Some people never do anything to help, but are
> gifted at finding fault with the way others do
> the work. They are called "Comment Taters".
>
> Some people are very bossy and like to tell
> others what to do, but don't want to soil their
> own hands. They are called "Dick Taters".
>
> Some people are always looking to cause problems
> by asking others to agree with them. It is too
> hot or too cold, too sour or too sweet They are
> called "Aggie Taters".
>
> There are those who say they will help, but
> somehow just never get around to actually doing
> the promised help. They are called "Hezzie
> Taters".
>
> Some people can put up a front and pretend to
> be someone they are not. They are called "Emma
> Taters".
>
> Then there are those who love others and do
> what they say they will, They are always prepared
> to stop whatever they are doing and lend a
> helping hand, They bring real sunshine into the
> lives of others They are called "Stupid Assholes".

--
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Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
A subsidiary of:
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc. / P.O. Box 204206, Austin, TX 78720-4206
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or email: jesus@subgenius.com
PRABOB

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From: fossil_1984@hotmail.com (The Rev. Dr. Chaos Israel)

nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com> wrote in message news:<3D5F47AA.26CC6F6F@yahooX.com>...
> More crap sent to me by REV. DUMBASS
>
>[...]
>
> Then there are those who love others and do
> what they say they will, They are always prepared
> to stop whatever they are doing and lend a
> helping hand, They bring real sunshine into the
> lives of others They are called "Stupid Assholes".

You know, not everything in the world's bile and spew. You can't spend
your entire life filled with anger and despair and expect to stay
balanced.

Life is just as much joy as sorrow. You might want to see what happens
when you stop dismissing the joy as "Flaky, New-Age, fuzzy bunny
crap".

Not that I expect you--any of you--to have the nerve.

--
Chaos.

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From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@mindspring.com>

fossil_1984@hotmail.com (The Rev. Dr. Chaos Israel) hunched over a
computer, typing feverishly;
thunder crashed, fossil_1984@hotmail.com (The Rev. Dr. Chaos Israel)
laughed madly, then wrote:

>You know, not everything in the world's bile and spew. You can't spend
>your entire life filled with anger and despair and expect to stay
>balanced.
>
>Life is just as much joy as sorrow. You might want to see what happens
>when you stop dismissing the joy as "Flaky, New-Age, fuzzy bunny
>crap".
>
>Not that I expect you--any of you--to have the nerve.

No, the gay FAQ was another thread.

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

Never regret the past; neither curse the rain.

Just keep your umbrella always close to hand, and change your phone number a lot.

Sig by Kookie Jar 5.98d http://go.to/generalfrenetics/

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From: "pUrple" <pUrple@dingress.com>

"The Rev. Dr. Chaos Israel" wrote

> You know, not everything in the world's bile and spew. You can't spend
> your entire life filled with anger and despair and expect to stay
> balanced.
>
> Life is just as much joy as sorrow. You might want to see what happens
> when you stop dismissing the joy as "Flaky, New-Age, fuzzy bunny
> crap".
>
> Not that I expect you--any of you--to have the nerve.

put a sock in it, you jerk off.

I FEEL ALL JOYFULL NOW! THANKS!

yer pal, bob dean

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

In article <5f05090e.0208181819.6a683913@posting.google.com>, The Rev.
Dr. Chaos Israel <fossil_1984@hotmail.com> wrote:

>
> You know, not everything in the world's bile and spew. You can't spend
> your entire life filled with anger and despair and expect to stay
> balanced.
>
> Life is just as much joy as sorrow. You might want to see what happens
> when you stop dismissing the joy as "Flaky, New-Age, fuzzy bunny
> crap".
>
> Not that I expect you--any of you--to have the nerve.

WOW! Congratulations! You just out-meaned Nenslo, *while* wearing a
Smiley face.

If this is how you illustrate the benefits of joy, I'll stick with the
fuckers who MEAN to be mean. At least they're FUNNY, and produce actual
SLACK and JOY. This "feel the joy -- if you have the NERVE, COWARDS!!"
schtick of yours seems to me to be kinda self-defeating. Your hatred
comes across as considerably more sincere than Nenslo's does. Nenslo
has to WORK at it to isolate his hate. Ironically, yours bleeds through
even when you're trying to hide it, i.e., while angrily ripping into
somebody for not being joyful enough.

This doesn't mean thst I WON'T be kicking Nenslo's pathetic ass at 7
p.m. sharp, TONIGHT!!

BEHIND the library.

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From: fossil_1984@hotmail.com (The Rev. Dr. Chaos Israel)

Joe Cosby <joecosby@mindspring.com> wrote in message news:<1kn0mu0qr97piqb9dhh6evitjpdjt1ek7o@4ax.com>...

> No, the gay FAQ was another thread.
>

No special rights for heterosexuals.

--
Chaos.

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From: fossil_1984@hotmail.com (The Rev. Dr. Chaos Israel)

"pUrple" <pUrple@dingress.com> wrote in message news:<YG_79.2711$Tj3.1083997@news.uswest.net>...

> put a sock in it, you jerk off.
>
> I FEEL ALL JOYFULL NOW! THANKS!
>
> yer pal, bob dean

Hi, Blackout.

--
C.

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From: fossil_1984@hotmail.com (The Rev. Dr. Chaos Israel)

> In article <5f05090e.0208181819.6a683913@posting.google.com>, The Rev.
> Dr. Chaos Israel <fossil_1984@hotmail.com> wrote:

> WOW! Congratulations! You just out-meaned Nenslo, *while* wearing a
> Smiley face.

What do you suggest I do?

>
> If this is how you illustrate the benefits of joy, I'll stick with the
> fuckers who MEAN to be mean.

Go right ahead.

> At least they're FUNNY, and produce actual
> SLACK and JOY.

Ok, apparently I'm not sufficiently advanced in the program to do that
transmutation. How on earth can you get joy, or slack even, from a
detailed description of--for example--the biological processes
involved in the rotting of a possum on the side of the road?

>This "feel the joy -- if you have the NERVE, COWARDS!!"

I did not say "coward". If you heard "coward", you need to look inside
your own skull.

> schtick of yours seems to me to be kinda self-defeating. Your hatred
> comes across as considerably more sincere than Nenslo's does.

I don't hate anything.

> Nenslo
> has to WORK at it to isolate his hate.

Why?
How does trying to be something he naturally isn't benefit him?

>Ironically, yours bleeds through
> even when you're trying to hide it, i.e., while angrily ripping into
> somebody for not being joyful enough.

No hate, no anger, and I'm not walking around with a clipboard doing a
"field happiness check". You're imagining things.

I'm just tired of the spew, is all.

Goodnight, Ivan.

--
Chaos.

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From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>

"The Rev. Dr. Chaos Israel" wrote:
>
>
> You know, not everything in the world's bile and spew. You can't spend
> your entire life filled with anger and despair and expect to stay
> balanced.
>
> Life is just as much joy as sorrow. You might want to see what happens
> when you stop dismissing the joy as "Flaky, New-Age, fuzzy bunny
> crap".
>
> Not that I expect you--any of you--to have the nerve.
>

You know, not everything in the world's sweetness and light. You can't spend
your entire life filled with happiness and compassion and expect to stay
balanced.

Life is just as much sorrow as joy. You might want to see what happens
when you stop dismissing the hatred as "Vicious, Hate-Mongering, ugly evil
crap".

Not that I expect you--any of you--to have the nerve.

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From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>

"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:

> If this is how you illustrate the benefits of joy, I'll stick with the
> fuckers who MEAN to be mean. At least they're FUNNY, and produce actual
> SLACK and JOY. This "feel the joy -- if you have the NERVE, COWARDS!!"
> schtick of yours seems to me to be kinda self-defeating. Your hatred
> comes across as considerably more sincere than Nenslo's does. Nenslo
> has to WORK at it to isolate his hate. Ironically, yours bleeds through
> even when you're trying to hide it, i.e., while angrily ripping into
> somebody for not being joyful enough.

I always say I'd much rather be around someone who comes right out and
admits he's a hateful intolerant son of a bitch than someone who's
always calling people down for not coming up to their noble standards
while pretending it's for everybody's benefit.

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From: lyonderboy666@hotmail.com (Anti Pope Lupus of SI)

nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com> wrote in message news:<3D61E34F.AE15B2F8@yahooX.com>...

> I always say I'd much rather be around someone who comes right out and
> admits he's a hateful intolerant son of a bitch than someone who's
> always calling people down for not coming up to their noble standards
> while pretending it's for everybody's benefit.

Okay, I'm a hateful intolerant son of a bitch. Dinner's at 7, and
tomorrow morning, I'm making WAFFLES!

-APLY

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

In article <3D61E34F.AE15B2F8@yahooX.com>, nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>
wrote:

>
> I always say I'd much rather be around someone who comes right out and
> admits he's a hateful intolerant son of a bitch than someone who's
> always calling people down for not coming up to their noble standards
> while pretending it's for everybody's benefit.

Shut up Nenslo, I was not able to make it to the Library last night
because my Mom needed to be run over, but god damn it, I will see you
BEHIND the library tonight at 7 pm sharp and I will kick your scrawny
little long haired bearded bespectacled ass. If you had any BALL you'd
have pounded the shit out of that Taco Protestor boy, but you PUSSIED
OUT like the PEACE-LOVE HOMO FAQ THAT YOU ARE.

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

In article <5f05090e.0208191933.4b3bc3a4@posting.google.com>, The Rev.
Dr. Chaos Israel <fossil_1984@hotmail.com> wrote:

> What do you suggest I do?

Quote rancid song lyrics from the '80s? Or... I dunno... perhaps you
might mount up upon yourself?

>
> >
> > If this is how you illustrate the benefits of joy, I'll stick with the
> > fuckers who MEAN to be mean.
>
> Go right ahead.

It has served me well so far. For years now I have deliberately sought
out people who *know* when they're being uptight, judgemental assholes,
as opposed to those who can't admit it, and thus stay in that condition
permanently. And I'll meet you behind the FUCKING library at FUCKING 7
pm, if you don't "get" it yet.

>
> > At least they're FUNNY, and produce actual
> > SLACK and JOY.
>
> Ok, apparently I'm not sufficiently advanced in the program to do that
> transmutation. How on earth can you get joy, or slack even, from a
> detailed description of--for example--the biological processes
> involved in the rotting of a possum on the side of the road?

You are DEFINITELY not advanced enough in the program, and I suggest
you go locate a rotting possum and meditate upon it until you are able
to discern the Slack and joy therein. Remember that microorganisms of
decay are people, too, and that Death makes way for new Life.

Nenslo's shrill protestor, and his funny description of his enccounter
with that P.C. Nazi, is an example of a "rotting possum" being made
funny by the way of a funny style, in this case a rather dry one.

> >This "feel the joy -- if you have the NERVE, COWARDS!!"
>
> I did not say "coward". If you heard "coward", you need to look inside
> your own skull.

I wasn't quoting your exact words, I was describing your "schtick" (as
seen in Evidence Slide 3 below, which your attorney cleverly separated
from the sentence). To me, your words impart a high degree of anger and
aggression. Nonetheless, I am NOT going to look inside my own skull; I
already know there's a rotting possum in there, and if I lift up the
lid, it'll stink up the office. You'll not trick me that easily.

>
> > schtick of yours seems to me to be kinda self-defeating. Your hatred
> > comes across as considerably more sincere than Nenslo's does.
>
> I don't hate anything.

You just lost me there, Mahatma.

Methinks you've wandered into the WRONG UFO SEX AND DEATH CULT. I might
suggest the Rosicrucians temple down the street.

"I don't hate anything." I'll bet all the great Inquisitor Generals
said that too.

>
> > Nenslo
> > has to WORK at it to isolate his hate.
>
> Why?
> How does trying to be something he naturally isn't benefit him?

??? What the hell are you talking about?

Were I naturally a humorless, peevish fuck who thought he had the
rulebook for everybody, for instance, I would definitely strive to
become someone who could take a joke and show a little flexibility.

> >Ironically, yours bleeds through
> > even when you're trying to hide it, i.e., while angrily ripping into
> > somebody for not being joyful enough.
>
> No hate, no anger, and I'm not walking around with a clipboard doing a
> "field happiness check". You're imagining things.

Well, I TRIED to be imagining common sense and a sense of humor in your
attempted lambasting of Nenslo, but was unable to imagine them into
your post, whereas it was downright easy to imagine a great big load of
pure grade D self-righteousness.

>
> I'm just tired of the spew, is all.

I hear what you're saying. But consider the source.

When you chided NENSLO, of ALL "PEOPLE," for not being ENOUGH of a P.C.
veggie leftist workers'-rights Portland commie hippie liberal
environmentalist tree hugger (!!!!!), that lakked to KILL me,
illustrating as it does the SHEER RELATIVITY of EVERYBODY ELSE'S
ASSHOLE OPIONIONS, and their eagernes to pass judgement while wholly
bereft of ANY pertinent information whatsoever.

I guess there will always be the Hitlers, the Stalins, the Pol Pots,
the Ghandis, the Chaos Israels.

Thank DOBBS there will only be the one Nenslo... and after that, we'll
be FREE. FREE!!

Relatively.

Just because you pulled the wool over your OWN eyes doesn't mean the
WOOL is GONE.

"Maybe if everybody said "Maybe" more often, the world might suddenly
become a much saner place." -- Pope Bob Wilson

"But MAYBE NOT!!" -- Rev. Ivan Stang

Nenslo makes me SO FUCKING MAD, and then some ACTUAL REAL-LIFE NAZI
comes along and turns Nenslo back into my Very Bestest Friend. God damn
Nenslo doesn't have to do a god damn thing but just sit there and spew.
Ya'll can watch me CHANGE THAT behind the Library at 7 pm tonight
--he'll LAY there broken on the concrete and SPEW BLOOD.

Not that I expect you--any of you--to have the nerve.

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From: fossil_1984@hotmail.com (The Rev. Dr. Chaos Israel)

"Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com> wrote in message news:<200820021035317755%stang@subgenius.com>...

> Quote rancid song lyrics from the '80s?

IIRC, Rancid didn't hit the scene until the mid-90s.

> Or... I dunno... perhaps you
> might mount up upon yourself?

Gray's Anatomy, pp. 432ff

>
> It has served me well so far. For years now I have deliberately sought
> out people who *know* when they're being uptight, judgemental assholes,
> as opposed to those who can't admit it, and thus stay in that condition
> permanently.

"We are all siners. We are all dependent on God for salvation. Anyone
who tells you perfection is possible in humanity is fooling you and
himself."

I keep forgetting "Bob" is a Southern Baptist. Thank you for
reminding me.

> And I'll meet you behind the FUCKING library at FUCKING 7
> pm, if you don't "get" it yet.
>

I finally got that there's nohing to get. Get out.

> >
> > > At least they're FUNNY, and produce actual
> > > SLACK and JOY.
> >
> > Ok, apparently I'm not sufficiently advanced in the program to do that
> > transmutation. How on earth can you get joy, or slack even, from a
> > detailed description of--for example--the biological processes
> > involved in the rotting of a possum on the side of the road?
>
> You are DEFINITELY not advanced enough in the program, and I suggest
> you go locate a rotting possum and meditate upon it until you are able
> to discern the Slack and joy therein. Remember that microorganisms of
> decay are people, too, and that Death makes way for new Life.
>

"It's all part of the Great Circle of Life."

>
> > >This "feel the joy -- if you have the NERVE, COWARDS!!"
> >
> > I did not say "coward". If you heard "coward", you need to look inside
> > your own skull.
>
> I wasn't quoting your exact words, I was describing your "schtick" (as
> seen in Evidence Slide 3 below, which your attorney cleverly separated
> from the sentence).

I don't have an attorney, and I wasn't aware this was a legal
proceeding.
I neither said nor meant "coward".

> To me, your words impart a high degree of anger and
> aggression.

Which isn't coming from this end of the machine, Ivan. If you don't
believe that, then I really don't know what more I can say.

> > I don't hate anything.
>
>
> You just lost me there, Mahatma.
>
> Methinks you've wandered into the WRONG UFO SEX AND DEATH CULT. I might
> suggest the Rosicrucians temple down the street.
>
> "I don't hate anything." I'll bet all the great Inquisitor Generals
> said that too.
>

In my case it's true.
You can either buy it or not, as you please.

> Were I naturally a humorless, peevish fuck who thought he had the
> rulebook for everybody, for instance, I would definitely strive to
> become someone who could take a joke and show a little flexibility.

And fail miserably because your heart's not in it.
The same sort of "schitck" you people have been shoving down my throat
since Johnny Rotten, at least.

"Why do you listen to that John Denver crap?"
"One more idiot grin and I'll punch your face in!"
"Man, look around you, whaddo I got to be *happy* about?"
"Don't even tell me you trust that b****!"

You're damn fucking right I'm not one of you.

>
> Just because you pulled the wool over your OWN eyes doesn't mean the
> WOOL is GONE.
>

Those of you in the audience who know my "human" name have permission
to laugh, breifly.

> Nenslo makes me SO FUCKING MAD, and then some ACTUAL REAL-LIFE NAZI
> comes along and turns Nenslo back into my Very Bestest Friend.

"Shut Up"

--
C.

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From: Her Ladyship Lilith von Fraumench <lilith@ZubJenius.com>

In article <5f05090e.0208191933.4b3bc3a4@posting.google.com>, The Rev.
Dr. Chaos Israel <fossil_1984@hotmail.com> wrote:

> How on earth can you get joy, or slack even, from a
> detailed description of--for example--the biological processes
> involved in the rotting of a possum on the side of the road?

Well, it takes a lot of rubbing, see, and... oh, Hel, I'll just show
you at the Long March. You'll see.

Her Ladyship Lilith

--
--=8=-- \m/ --=8=-- http://lilith.foolspress.com/ --=8=-- \m/ --=8=--
When I lick myself, it's usually just a little reward for a job well done.
-- Joe Cosby, <b5dllu0fc3nvbctp80tr8bdjg2stlgkjid@4ax.com>
DOBBS' LONG MARCH SEPT 13-15 SEATTLE!!! http://ssucc.com/longmarch.html

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From: fossil_1984@hotmail.com (The Rev. Dr. Chaos Israel)

Her Ladyship Lilith von Fraumench <lilith@ZubJenius.com> wrote in message news:<200820021153476616%lilith@ZubJenius.com>...

> Well, it takes a lot of rubbing, see, and... oh, Hel, I'll just show
> you at the Long March. You'll see.
>
>

ARTICLE 7.

--
C.

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From: "blackout" <blackout@404subgenius.com>

"The Rev. Dr. Chaos Israel" wrote

> How on earth can you get joy, or slack even, from a
> detailed description of--for example--the biological processes
> involved in the rotting of a possum on the side of the road?

speaking of possums rotting on the side of the road, how's that FORKLIFT
JOB treating you?

HARHARHAR!

See? JOY!

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From: fossil_1984@hotmail.com (The Rev. Dr. Chaos Israel)

nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com> wrote in message news:<3D61E34F.AE15B2F8@yahooX.com>...

I'd rather just be around nice people. Guess I got on the wrong bus.

--
C.

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From: fossil_1984@hotmail.com (The Rev. Dr. Chaos Israel)

nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com> wrote in message news:<3D61E283.5B9C79B7@yahooX.com>...
> You know, not everything in the world's sweetness and light. You can't spend
> your entire life filled with happiness and compassion and expect to stay
> balanced.
>
> Life is just as much sorrow as joy. You might want to see what happens
> when you stop dismissing the hatred as "Vicious, Hate-Mongering, ugly evil
> crap".
>
> Not that I expect you--any of you--to have the nerve.

My entire life since about 1980, numbskull. And practically a direct
quote from some headbanging frop-nazi who maybe decided "I don't like
your face" wasn't sufficent excuse to beat the shit out of me daily.

You don't get it and never will. Go away.

--
C.

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From: saint bubba the damned <atropos@cbnet.ns.ca>

On 20 Aug 2002 19:39:19 -0700, fossil_1984@hotmail.com (The Rev. Dr.
Chaos Israel) wrote:

>nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com> wrote in message news:<3D61E34F.AE15B2F8@yahooX.com>...
>
>> I always say I'd much rather be around someone who comes right out and
>> admits he's a hateful intolerant son of a bitch than someone who's
>> always calling people down for not coming up to their noble standards
>> while pretending it's for everybody's benefit.
>
>I'd rather just be around nice people. Guess I got on the wrong bus.
dear god, WHY? nine out of ten "nice" people the phoniest most
nefarious malevolent fucks on the planet. only reason most people are
"nice" is because they want something you have. most of them are just
waiting for you slip up just that one freakin time, and WHAM!, they're
gonna be all over your pimply ass like a vampire on a bloodbag. nice
people want your car, they want your job, they especially want your
WIFE, butmost of all, whether they realize it at all, they want your
SLACK. they understand, somewhere deep in cellular memory, that the
anscestor of an anscestor was sodomized in the himalayas and they KNOW
that the secret thing within you, that ESSENCE that makes you stand
taller, pee farther, and grunt LOUDER; is lacking sorely from within
them. they want your HATE because they're too CHICKENSHIT to have any
of their own. they want to feel that release of adrenalipids that come
from the chewing of the frop bush leaf, but they're too fucking
cowardly to have a taste. best to rub up against you and try to
osmosisize some of that HATESLACK out of your very PORES. they'll be
your FRIEND just for a taste of that which you IGNORE. they know
you're different, and they will REPORT YOU to the proper autorities.
they'll pretend to like you, because then they can fuck you over when
your back is turned. they'll root through your mail and steal your
magazines. they'll kick your dog under the table. they'll leave yur
wife SOILED in your bed and you'll get down on both fucking knees and
suck the chum from their nuts just to be A GOOD HOST.
i'd rather be around evil fuckers who can laugh at an ugly person to
their face and make them cry, because at least i know where they're
coming from. id rather count terrorists and malcontents as my comrades
in arms than some schoolmarm who hides a secret fetish for victorian
floral prints and getting stuffed up the ass with bologna. id rather
hang with the people who KNOW for a goddamn fact that this world is
ALREADY in hell, never fucking mind the handbasket, and they're just
ALONG FOR THE SHEER THRILL OF THE RIDE. nice people SUCK.

st bubba
<sans caffiene, the horror>

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From: saint bubba the damned <atropos@cbnet.ns.ca>

On 20 Aug 2002 19:55:25 -0700, fossil_1984@hotmail.com (The Rev. Dr.
Chaos Israel) wrote:

>My entire life since about 1980, numbskull. And practically a direct
>quote from some headbanging frop-nazi who maybe decided "I don't like
>your face" wasn't sufficent excuse to beat the shit out of me daily.

why? are you particulariliy ugly?
st bubba

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From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>

"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:

> Shut up Nenslo, I was not able to make it to the Library last night
> because my Mom needed to be run over, but god damn it, I will see you
> BEHIND the library tonight at 7 pm sharp and I will kick your scrawny
> little long haired bearded bespectacled ass. If you had any BALL you'd
> have pounded the shit out of that Taco Protestor boy, but you PUSSIED
> OUT like the PEACE-LOVE HOMO FAQ THAT YOU ARE.
>

EBEYWUN SEEN YALL.

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From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>

"The Rev. Dr. Chaos Israel" wrote:
>
> nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com> wrote in message news:<3D61E34F.AE15B2F8@yahooX.com>...
>
> > I always say I'd much rather be around someone who comes right out and
> > admits he's a hateful intolerant son of a bitch than someone who's
> > always calling people down for not coming up to their noble standards
> > while pretending it's for everybody's benefit.
>
> I'd rather just be around nice people. Guess I got on the wrong bus.
>

You are DEFINITELY not on the bus.

Man, how much more of a DUMBASS do you need to look like before you
take a couple days off from posting these tragic self-denunciations?

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From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>

"The Rev. Dr. Chaos Israel" wrote:
>
>
> You don't get it and never will. Go away.
>

"B'duh... owe tay..." (hangs head and shuffles dejectedly away)

Hey, wait a darn minute! I just got that THERE'S NOTHING TO GET!
I was trying to get to the library by 7 to get my ass kicked and I got
on THE WRONG BUS!

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From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@mindspring.com>

nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com> hunched over a computer, typing feverishly;
thunder crashed, nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com> laughed madly, then wrote:

>Hey, wait a darn minute! I just got that THERE'S NOTHING TO GET!
>I was trying to get to the library by 7 to get my ass kicked and I got
>on THE WRONG BUS!

do you want a piece of cheese?

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

Here at Microsoft, drive head contention is more than just our promise to you.

It's a way of life.

Sig by Kookie Jar 5.98d http://go.to/generalfrenetics/

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From: "Alliekatt" <alleykatzen@hotmail.com>

"The Rev. Dr. Chaos Israel" <fossil_1984@hotmail.com> wrote in message

>
> I finally got that there's nothing to get. Get out.

No rest for the wicked.

alliekatt

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