Ministry in Ladonia

From: Geo <geovoice@yahoo.com>
Date: Tue, 27 Aug 2002 18:06:02

--- Lars Vilks <lars.vilks@swipnet.se> wrote:
>Dear George Sulea,
>
>Your proposal for a ministry of ministries or even more interesting the ministry of subgenii brethren is very interesting. A proposal must be brought to the cabinet of ministers as they take the decision. I wonder if you could explain a little more about the subgenii. The cabinet is interested in unusual and creative ministries/ministers.I enclose a list of our existing ministers.
>
>All the best
>
>Lars Vilks
>state secr

Dear State Secretary Vilk, and assembled Ministers of Ladonia,

It would be difficult for me, as a simple Yeti/human hybrid and member-minister of the Church of the Subgenius, to encapsulate the entire length and breadth of the scope of our glorious church to you all, but suffice it to say that we, who worship the letter and the stationary of the teachings of J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, our most gracious and terrible leader, are in need of a haven, a place to call, dare I say it, "Home", along with, of course, our secret hideaway deep in the mountains of central Asia.

As it is difficult for me to put into simple, human words, pray examine the following documents, which may illuminate our wayward
path:http://www.subgenius.com/bigfist/classic/classic.html

We, the Subgenii, do go out a preach the word of Dobbs in sacred ceremony and musical conflagration with our sacred Doktorbands, on a regular basis at Devivals across the nation, and yea, the WORLD as is evidenced by the following:
http://www.subgenius.com/newdevivals.html

As you can see, we preach long, we preach hard, and we preach GOOD!! We even have a yearly event, which punctuates our sacred frenzy, in the hills of New York, unbeknownst to the crazed Normals who besiege us daily. This is known, as X-Day!!
http://www.subgenius.com/bigfist/fun/devivals/5XDay/5X-Day.html

We also teach the sacred esoteric talents of Excrimeditation and Crehatetivity, abilities long lost to mere mortals, and we must find our way clear!

In total, we are a minority. The evil Conspiracy, which seeks to steal the Slack from ALL OF US is our most ancient enemy, and we must find as many havens for our kind as we can. When I happened across your country, like a shining star in the distant night, I knew that we had found another such place, and I, in my simple desire to help my people, beg and beseech you to help us gain a spot in your fine, rocky borders, so that the freedom of our expression may be safe! So that Slack may flow freely all across the globe! So that we may embrace all strangeness, from Latent Subgenii across the world, and make clear the pathway to "Bob" and the promised land!! It is true we are an Industrial Church, one who also worships the mighty Dollar, but we at least ADMIT IT! And because, to quote one of our mystic scribes, "because we admit that we are full of crap, unlike other religions, it shows that we are NOT full of crap!"

Well, that is my request, dear friends, I hope you see your way to clear to allow me to help bring more Slack to Ladonia (a country which, from what I can see, already has a tremendous surplus already).

My thanks for your time,
PRABOB and pass the Slack,

Rev.Geomeisterbrau,
Cleveland, Ohio

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Heresy is only another word for freedom of thought.- Graham Greene Crime does not pay... as well as politics.- Alfred E. Newman Tired of Normality: http://www.subgenius.com OR http://www.extrapadding.com

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