J.R. Dobbs' mysterious science

From: cphilipp@nycap.rr.com (Christopher K. Philippo)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Aug 21, 2002 10:52 PM

The Effect of Heat Treatment on Microfissuring in Alloy 718, by R. G.
Thompson, J.R. Dobbs and D.E. Mayo.

Rapidly Solidified Oxidation Resistant Niobium Base Alloys, by C. M.
Austin, J. R. Dobbs, H. L. Fraser and D. Konitzer.

Effect of Exposure on Fatigue of Coated and Uncoated Orthorhombic Ti-
Aluminides, by J.R. Dobbs, M.F.X. Gigliotti, and M.J. Kaufman.

What could Dobbs be working on? (If you doubt the above, search the
internet and you'll find them too.) Perhaps he has been finding ways
to combat the Advanced Supersonic Aluminum Nazi Hell Creatures from
Beneath the Hollow Earth? Praise Dobbs!

Rev. Toff al-Murtad

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From: El Queso <the_cheese_23@yahoo.com>

> Rev. Toff al-Murtad

It's a giant robot. Shhh... it's a secret.
Queso

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From: "Chas. 'Mark' Bee" <c-bee1@uiuc.edu>

"Christopher K. Philippo" wrote:

> What could Dobbs be working on? (If you doubt the above, search the
> internet and you'll find them too.) Perhaps he has been finding ways
> to combat the Advanced Supersonic Aluminum Nazi Hell Creatures from
> Beneath the Hollow Earth? Praise Dobbs!
>
> Rev. Toff al-Murtad

Probably the Xists are finally holding his feet to the fire regarding
those second-hand hyperdrives he sold them for the invasion fleet, and
the supplier won't give him any tech support. I can see it now;

"Snorfle! I've been stuck on the zarkwave on hold for a meeptron,
and this muzak SUCKS! That damned Mopps and hir kickbacks! This is the
last time an earthie gets one blue nanocred outta me, NHGH or no!
Jub-jub, Frumious, get down there and if he can't get these drive cores
fixed, slit his flarpies, all nine of em! NOW!!"

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