it sorta makes you wonder.....

From: saint bubba the damned <atropos@cbnet.ns.ca>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Aug 26, 2002 11:04 PM

considering that we're in a group which counts amoung itself the tenet
that if you meet bob in the street, you must kill him, it makes you
wonder why someone would actually want to be the living embodiment of
a figure whose adherents all have a bulllet with his name on it...why
not pick a safer diety to BE, like hutzelpatchouli, or whatever- the
hummingbird god or the aztec- or reid fleming, the worlds toughest
milkman, or ZEUS or something where yu get thunderbolts. i mean, being
bob, you get that shitty haircut and them droopy eyelids.....

st bubba

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From: "Rev. Andre Brothel" <undeadandbitter@mindspring.com>

saint bubba the damned <atropos@cbnet.ns.ca> true and somewhat shakey
madperson(s) entered in news:nrqlmu8gt7l4d014l8lkcejfp09jjjdpgn@4ax.com:

> considering that we're in a group which counts amoung itself the tenet
> that if you meet bob in the street, you must kill him, it makes you
> wonder why someone would actually want to be the living embodiment of
> a figure whose adherents all have a bulllet with his name on it...why
> not pick a safer diety to BE, like hutzelpatchouli, or whatever- the
> hummingbird god or the aztec- or reid fleming, the worlds toughest
> milkman, or ZEUS or something where yu get thunderbolts. i mean, being
> bob, you get that shitty haircut and them droopy eyelids.....
>
> st bubba

Well....if we succeed in killing him, was he the real "Bob"?

Wouldn't the real "Bob" sell us a newer better gun and a whole bunch
of cases of (incorrectly sized) ammunition?

--
The Rev. Andre Brothel
- Doktor of pharmaceutical alchemy
'Always searching for the philosopher's stone.'

write to:
notdoctordre@mindspring.com
Material plane of existance, apt #110
Seattle, WA abunchanumbershere

"Oh drugs, I can't stay mad at you"

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From: El Queso <the_cheese_23@yahoo.com>

Rev. Andre Brothel wrote:

> Well....if we succeed in killing him, was he the real "Bob"?
>
> Wouldn't the real "Bob" sell us a newer better gun and a whole bunch
> of cases of (incorrectly sized) ammunition?
>

The real "BOB" would never really be killed, but he'd profit from the
attempt in unusual ways. He'd then profit from the victim's position,
and a criminal rights position, AND as a vigilante. Finally - he'd put
out a book exposing his hypocracy and make money off that too.

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From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@mindspring.com>

saint bubba the damned <atropos@cbnet.ns.ca> hunched over a computer,
typing feverishly;
thunder crashed, saint bubba the damned <atropos@cbnet.ns.ca> laughed
madly, then wrote:

>considering that we're in a group which counts amoung itself the tenet
>that if you meet bob in the street, you must kill him, it makes you
>wonder why someone would actually want to be the living embodiment of
>a figure whose adherents all have a bulllet with his name on it...why
>not pick a safer diety to BE, like hutzelpatchouli, or whatever- the
>hummingbird god or the aztec- or reid fleming, the worlds toughest
>milkman, or ZEUS or something where yu get thunderbolts. i mean, being
>bob, you get that shitty haircut and them droopy eyelids.....
>
>st bubba

Well in fact, "Bob" has already been killed, so it's kind of a moot
point.

J.R. "Bob" Dobbs was shot dead at a devival, quite a long time ago, in
front of a crowd of tens of thousands. In the mid 80's I think. It's
on tape on the "Arise" video.

He was also run over in a fatal traffic accident by a Volkswagen
driven, as I recall, by Jesus himself.

He was hung to death last year or the year before, and subsequently
beaten to within an inch of his life by a disgruntled follower.

I vaguely remember his also having been hit point blank by a LAW
rocket fired by a disgruntled follower a couple of years ago and blown
to bits in New England.

As far as I know it isn't that he resurrects miraculously from the
dead or anything like that.

Still, I think he's looking well, all things considered.

I guess it's just not a survival instincts kind of religion.

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

I find that I get a meaningful response when I refer to christians as
"lion food".

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