Re: Yeah

From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.slack
Date: Sun, Sep 15, 2002 7:40 PM

In article <hrn9ou04od7hehhqtesvd2s6g81uig6bko@4ax.com>,
<missmodular@attbi.com> wrote:

> >He must have "Bob in his computer -- that's the virus that removes the
> >end quotation marks no matter how many times you try to put them there.
>
> Ah, that would explain it. See folks? This is why Stang is the
> closest thing we have to a leader. He's wise.

No, that would get me disqualified from the whole cult, by definition.
I do own the trademark that is the Dobbshead, though. That's probably
why nobody runs me off. They're probably figuring I won't live
forever... just waiting for me to die...

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PRABOB

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From: missmodular@attbi.com

On Sun, 15 Sep 2002 23:40:21 GMT, "Rev. Ivan Stang"
<stang@subgenius.com> wrote:

>No, that would get me disqualified from the whole cult, by definition.
>I do own the trademark that is the Dobbshead, though. That's probably
>why nobody runs me off. They're probably figuring I won't live
>forever... just waiting for me to die...

Nah, you don't give yourself enough credit here. It takes a very wise
man to not only feed people shit and have them like it, but also to
have them ask for more AND to know when to run when they've figured
out what it is. And it takes a hell of a lot of chutzpah to carry off
the stuff that you manage to carry off. Add those twinkly eyes and
the contagious little cackle of yours and DAMN, you've got a mighty
fine leader. Or something....
Seriously, when I'm around people like you and Lil and either Huey I
feel both inspired and insignificant at the same time. That's a hard
thing for someone to carry off and not chase people away.

Peaches
--
Rev Mama Peaches Freestone
Sad Eyed Sisters of Queen Anne

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From: ignatz topolino <ridetheory@iprc.org>

in article 91caou8jihltl64nulj0fil0lrc33o8ql2@4ax.com, missmodular@attbi.com
at missmodular@attbi.com wrote on 9/15/02 6:20 PM:

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>>>> He must have "Bob in his computer -- that's the virus that removes the
>>>> end quotation marks no matter how many times you try to put them there.

This explains why X-Day hasn't happened yet -- in the vast cosmic programme,
"Bob" is too dumb to get the goddamn close quotes to work.

I knew that image of the giant flaming quotation marks in the sky in Back To
The Future meant SOMETHING!

We need a new slogan:

X-DAY 6: CLOSE QUOTES!

iggy topo

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From: Champion Jack Codini <Codini@subgeniusdot.whatever>

Stop worrying, you're in great shape, you're only 62 years old and
you LOOK 59!
You've got at least 5 more years...

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