Re: ATTN: Connie-tites - XDay6 - FLESH AUCTION

From: Sister Decadence <decadence@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.binaries.slack
Date: Thu, Jul 25, 2002 1:47 PM

On Sat, 20 Jul 2002 13:58:56 GMT, "Reverend Sinphaltimus Exmortus"
<RevSExmortus@nyc.rr.com> wrote:

>FEDCOMS FLESH AUCTION - or what ever it's called on X-Day6
>
>If indeed the troops decide to come for XD6, then one of two things will
>happen.
>Either we all go up for bid at once.
>Or we go up for bid one at a time.
>
>Definitely gonna be there -
>
>Rev. Sinphaltimus Exmortus - Enough Frop and Beer and you never know what
>you can get me to do. There are a select few Connie-tites out there amoungst
>whom I am poweress, you know who you are...And I mean what I say. Do ask,
>Don't tell.
>
>Rev. Lord Sloth - possibly the best yest vs. $$$ value out there. Get more
>Yeti for your money and be sure to WIN the lord of all things slothful. Can
>be used as a slip and slide.
>
>Almost definitely gonna be there -
>
>Rev. Samhain Greystar - Man of mystery and hidden talents, as an FYI, he
>spent many years as a camera man in the porn movie industry, there is very
>little that will amuse him, but your bidding to be amused I bet, so think of
>all the ideas he has lurking within.
>
>Rev. Gonzo - No clue, I don't know how to describe this one. My first time
>meeting him and we had a blast. Unpredictable, funny, resourceful and
>respectful. If you need transport, he can get you anywhere in the
>campgrounds in his blazingly fast yellow "Bitch-Cab" pickup truck, speeding
>through Brushwood at an impressive 5mph, your destination is what he
>desires.
>
>I can't speak for the rest. I know most of you consider my associates from
>FEDCOMS, and the truth is, if you spend at least one party here at the
>head-quarters, then you are officially part of us in my book. But being the
>non-joiners they are, I don't personally call them FEDCOMERS, even if they
>are. See at FEDCOMS, each wo/man is his/her own church. FEDCOMS is really
>just a one man show, Church, God and congregation all rolled up into one -
>ME. We have church gatherings every weekend. You can come or not. Everyone
>is welcome...even the pinks, and that's because it's easier to infect them
>at home then out on the street.
>
>why this lame marketing scheme?
>Because I want to be bought by a connie-tite - NOT STANG - he'll turn us
>into mindless helpers. NOT JESUS - for christ sake not Jesus. NOT ANY OTHER
>MALE that has anything else in mind. The only male we would probably not
>mind would be Doc Frop, because we built him and programmed him. If all goes
>well and he bids and wins us, then he'll not do much more then force us to
>smoke as much frop as is inhumaly possible within a 2 hour period. NON-Stop,
>not even to catch a breath.
>
>We just don't trust anyone else yet. So I expect the Connie-Tites to fight
>for us at the auction block.

CONNIE-ITES.

>
>I personally will fight for a few of you, I have my finacial limits but I do
>so regret not bidding much higher on at least 4 of ya'll. I'm sorry, I will
>do better next year. I was very drunk and in pain, not thinking straight but
>hey, we had a great time with Dr. Froppage.

Well, be careful what you ask for......muahahahahahaha.

Sister Decadence
http://www.walkingdead.net/~quijibo/sister_d
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http://www.walkingdead.net/~sisd/siscam.html

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From: "Reverend Sinphaltimus Exmortus" <RevSExmortus@nyc.rr.com>

> Well, be careful what you ask for......muahahahahahaha.

I fear not. I have found out something interesting this year. That is this;

To spite what Subgenius type,
To spite what Subgenius say,
To spite what Subgenius rant,

There are very few subgenii that live up to any of it....

In other words, they are who they are and have nothing to prove to anyone
and they are true subgenii living the life that Dobbs has laid out before
them. The life of slack in it's purest form.

Yet, wondering around X-Day 5, I found so many gawking, drooling, dribbling,
zombobies, that it actually made me avoid the greastest attraction of all,
the nekkid dancing ubberfemmes. I couldn't stand the pstench of the
zombobies so much that I was forced to go out and ooze slack where ever I
found a shortage of it. to be an entertainer and a doer, NOT on stage to
please the gawkers, but right out there amoungst them, in the wilds of the
forest and the wilds of the open tundra that is Brushwood.

And so my call goes out to the true Yetisyn out there. I'll be Dobbs-damned
if a zombobie wins me at flesh auction. I want to be owned by one of the
true blood and I want to experience the true slack that flows from within
the chosen ones.

I want this so badly that I will not try to get it anymore then to make this
simple statement.

Any Connie-ITE that wins me, can have me for DOUBLE the time. Not an
honorary connie-ite but a full blooded, glowing loins, mother-nature
swooning, radioactive CONNIE-ITE in the first degree of saturn can have me
for 4 HOURS.

And I am willing to continue the living up to my "so-called" image by
stating that some rules may be bent, that I am more willing then some to do
as I am told NO MATTER HOW OUTRAGEOUS it maybe. Now everyone has their
limits, my limits are measured only in SLACK. If it aint slackful for me, I
aint doin it.

"Do Ask, Don't Tell" is my X-Day 6 Motto.

It was Rabbi who thanked me for living up to my image at X-Day. There is no
reason to thank me for being who I am. I don't know anything about any image
I have (at least I haven't heard any rumors) and I can't imagine anyone even
taking the time to create an image for me, but I can tell you this. I am who
I am and I compromise that for no living, dead, or undead creature in
existance. You get what ya pay for...

I am nothing more then you or anyone else and that may mean that I may not
be careful about what I ask for, so bring it on....
Let's see how weird we can get....
Let's see if a Connie-ite can out slack the.....
Reverend Sinphaltimus Exmortus
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