Parable of the Unfinished parable

From: evan_stuckless@yahoo.com (Pagan Pinkstepper)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Aug 2, 2002 4:47 PM

I am one of the pagan natives who witnessed
yet-another-time-that-the-saucers-didn't-come-to-Brushwood. Too bad.
Better luck next year. (but since my $30 check has been in the mail
since it was $20, maybe this is a good thing.)

Lo, with great mirth and guffaws of agreement did I read the XdayV
reports from your holy scripture subgenius.com, whereupon I read with
great glee about one of the three funniest events of my summer. (The
other 2 also happened at XDV)

Yea, it is the spawn of my loins in their multitude that was touched
by the words of your lord Jesus of the megaphone as related in the
Parable of the Pagan Children. However, I must report that like all
holy books of scripture, Ms. Magladen LEFT OUT THE PUNCHLINE!

For verily, after my children had been swayed by ponies who don't
poop, and gameboys whose batteries never run out, your lord Jesus
spake unto my chidren thusly:

"And pagan children, do you want to know what you have to do to get
all this candy, ponies, and gameboys?"

"WHAAAATTT" Screamethed my children.

"All you have to do, pagan children, is GIVE... ME... THIRTY...
DOLLARS"

a pregnant pause followed, and AS ONE, my beloved pagan children
shouted at the top of their (very) loud lungs:

"THIRTY BUCKS!!!! WHAT A GYP!!!! YOUR TRYING TO RIP US OFF!!!"

Yours, in slack (honest, the check is in the mail)

Evan river otter
the pagan pinkstepper

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