Information WANTS To Be Free

From: friday@fridayjones.com (Friday Jones)
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.friday
Date: Sun, Oct 6, 2002 8:15 PM

Looks like somebody is selling copies of the Church Media CD's for $1.99 on
eBay:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1774937407

Not to mention using slews of Church art in their eBay listing.

I Found JESUS - He was behind the sofa the whole time!

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Subject: Re: Information WANTS To Be Free
From: John Starrett <jstarret@carbon.cudenver.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.friday
Date: Sun, Oct 6, 2002 8:53 PM

Friday Jones wrote:
>
> Looks like somebody is selling copies of the Church Media CD's for $1.99 on
> eBay:
>
> http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1774937407
>
> Not to mention using slews of Church art in their eBay listing.
>
> --
>
> I Found JESUS - He was behind the sofa the whole time!

Obviously a disgruntled SubGenius. He lives in the Atlanta
area, plays Nintendo, needs books on how to attract women,
likes hotrods, is prompt and thorough, uses all caps to
reply to critical email, and is a good salesman.

--
John Starrett

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Subject: Re: Information WANTS To Be Free
From: John Starrett <jstarret@carbon.cudenver.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.friday
Date: Sun, Oct 6, 2002 8:57 PM

John Starrett wrote:
>
> Friday Jones wrote:
> >
> > Looks like somebody is selling copies of the Church Media CD's for $1.99 on
> > eBay:
> >
> > http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1774937407
> >
> > Not to mention using slews of Church art in their eBay listing.
> >
> > --
> >
> > I Found JESUS - He was behind the sofa the whole time!
>
> Obviously a disgruntled SubGenius. He lives in the Atlanta
> area, plays Nintendo, needs books on how to attract women,
> likes hotrods, is prompt and thorough, uses all caps to
> reply to critical email, and is a good salesman.
<snip>

I say we kill him.

--
John Starrett

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Subject: Re: Information WANTS To Be Free
From: Modemac <modemac@modemac.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.friday
Date: Sun, Oct 6, 2002 8:58 PM

On Mon, 07 Oct 2002 00:15:29 GMT, friday@fridayjones.com (Friday
Jones) wrote:
>Looks like somebody is selling copies of the Church Media CD's for $1.99 on
>eBay:
>http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1774937407

As if someone will want to pay for it, when they can get it from
SubSite for free? Or from alt.binaries.slack.

--
First Online Church of "Bob"
http://www.modemac.com/

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Subject: Re: Information WANTS To Be Free
From: iDRMRSR <idrmrsr@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.friday
Date: Sun, Oct 6, 2002 10:22 PM

>>eBay

Egad, the Santa Pic is one of my works of art. Featuring my very own
replacement unit there wearing the Bob's head. Dang, that gives me a
creepy feeling.

Imagine my surprise when I recognized his shirt and so on. Damned
picture felchers, he felched that pic, he did, and now he can felch me.
Unless he's kicking some of the money he makes back up to the Church.
Then that would be OK.

Funny, but somehow I expect some of my artwork to end up in some alien
civilization. You know, sent as unauthorized payload on one of those I
MAN explorers. Some joker at NASA buys one of this guys discs and
tosses it aboard the interstellar explorer thing. I just hope they have
the means to send in their $30. And not in a billion years, either.
Can't wait that long.

[*]
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Subject: Re: Information WANTS To Be Free
From: Christopher Lee <clbundy@indy.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.friday
Date: Mon, Oct 7, 2002 2:57 AM

He swiped a Quijibo cover as well.----------------------------------------------------------------------

Subject: Re: Information WANTS To Be Free
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack, alt.friday
Date: Mon, Oct 7, 2002 9:39 AM

In article <6tm1qusg70jpjlv8kc0m02cpmugs0jpl9a@4ax.com>, Modemac
<modemac@modemac.com> wrote:

> On Mon, 07 Oct 2002 00:15:29 GMT, friday@fridayjones.com (Friday
> Jones) wrote:
> >Looks like somebody is selling copies of the Church Media CD's for $1.99 on
> >eBay:
> >http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1774937407
>
> As if someone will want to pay for it, when they can get it from
> SubSite for free? Or from alt.binaries.slack.
>
> --
> First Online Church of "Bob"
> http://www.modemac.com/

Really. If somebody wants to give this illiterate $2 for a couple of
hundred pieces of artwork and Wei's old photos of Burning Man, all of
which is easily available on SubSITE, it seems like it would be cruel
for me to step in there and say No.

It's only got 25 mb of shit on it! Cripes, the SubSITE CD-R has 650 mb
on it and only costs $15.

--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
A subsidiary of:
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc. / P.O. Box 204206, Austin, TX 78720-4206
Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com
For SubGenius Biz & Orders: call toll free to 1-888-669-2323
or email: jesus@subgenius.com
PRABOB

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Subject: Re: Information WANTS To Be Free
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack, alt.friday
Date: Mon, Oct 7, 2002 9:43 AM
Message-ID: <071020020943018464%stang@subgenius.com>

In article <3DA0DB0B.F85031BA@carbon.cudenver.edu>, John Starrett
<jstarret@carbon.cudenver.edu> wrote:
> Obviously a disgruntled SubGenius. He lives in the Atlanta
> area, plays Nintendo, needs books on how to attract women,
> likes hotrods, is prompt and thorough, uses all caps to
> reply to critical email, and is a good salesman.

Sounds just like Rev. Aaron...? No, he moved.

Could be his little buddy "Yohan."

The subgenius.net guys used to do stuff like this in the Day. You can
still download an unplayable version of ARISE from them, last I
checked.

--
PRABOB

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Subject: Re: Information WANTS To Be Free
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack, alt.friday
Date: Mon, Oct 7, 2002 9:46 AM
Message-ID: <071020020946180283%stang@subgenius.com>

In article
<29D89B372BF5A52C.053A058B36AB206D.EF08D3EC247A6622@lp.airnews.net>,
iDRMRSR <idrmrsr@subgenius.com> wrote:

> >>eBay
>
> Egad, the Santa Pic is one of my works of art. Featuring my very own
> replacement unit there wearing the Bob's head. Dang, that gives me a
> creepy feeling.
>
> Imagine my surprise when I recognized his shirt and so on. Damned
> picture felchers, he felched that pic, he did, and now he can felch me.
> Unless he's kicking some of the money he makes back up to the Church.
> Then that would be OK.
>
> Funny, but somehow I expect some of my artwork to end up in some alien
> civilization. You know, sent as unauthorized payload on one of those I
> MAN explorers. Some joker at NASA buys one of this guys discs and
> tosses it aboard the interstellar explorer thing. I just hope they have
> the means to send in their $30. And not in a billion years, either.
> Can't wait that long.

There are a lot of lurkers out there who would never ever have the
nerve to so much as write a letter to the famous superstars of the
SubGenius like you or me, but they figure we'll notice them if they rip
us off. Look at it as a compliment. You thought you were just doing
that art for fun and yuks, and this guy thinks it's worth money!

Eventually it WILL be worth money, thanks to collector geeks!

Our names will be remembered forever, but no one will remember the
names of our distributors. You know that has to bug them.

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Subject: Re: Information WANTS To Be Free
From: Christopher Lee <clbundy@indy.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.friday
Date: Mon, Oct 7, 2002 2:57 AM
Message-ID: <3DA12FBA.E7E0B0A1@indy.net>

He swiped a Quijibo cover as well.----------------------------------------------------------------------

Subject: Re: Information WANTS To Be Free
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack, alt.friday
Date: Mon, Oct 7, 2002 9:39 AM
Message-ID: <071020020939436526%stang@subgenius.com>

In article <6tm1qusg70jpjlv8kc0m02cpmugs0jpl9a@4ax.com>, Modemac
<modemac@modemac.com> wrote:

It's only got 25 mb of shit on it! Cripes, the SubSITE CD-R has 650 mb
on it and only costs $15.

-- --------------------------------------------------------------------

In article <3DA0DB0B.F85031BA@carbon.cudenver.edu>, John Starrett
<jstarret@carbon.cudenver.edu> wrote:

> Friday Jones wrote:
> >
> > Looks like somebody is selling copies of the Church Media CD's for $1.99 on
> > eBay:
> >
> > http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1774937407
> >
> > Not to mention using slews of Church art in their eBay listing.
> >
> > --
> >
> > I Found JESUS - He was behind the sofa the whole time!
>
> Obviously a disgruntled SubGenius. He lives in the Atlanta
> area, plays Nintendo, needs books on how to attract women,
> likes hotrods, is prompt and thorough, uses all caps to
> reply to critical email, and is a good salesman.

Sounds just like Rev. Aaron...? No, he moved.

Could be his little buddy "Yohan."

The subgenius.net guys used to do stuff like this in the Day. You can
still download an unplayable version of ARISE from them, last I
checked.

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In article
<29D89B372BF5A52C.053A058B36AB206D.EF08D3EC247A6622@lp.airnews.net>,
iDRMRSR <idrmrsr@subgenius.com> wrote:

Eventually it WILL be worth money, thanks to collector geeks!

Our names will be remembered forever, but no one will remember the
names of our distributors. You know that has to bug them.

-- ----------------------------------------------------------------------

Subject: Re: Information WANTS To Be Free
From: "Chas. 'Mark' Bee" <c-bee1@uiuc.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.friday
Date: Mon, Oct 7, 2002 2:37 PM

Sounds like a viable eBay product to me.

Would that automated auction software pawn shops use be enough to
make it practical to sell SubG lore on ebay?

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Subject: Re: Information WANTS To Be Free
From: "nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.friday
Reply-To: like.excess@sex.org
Date: Mon, Oct 7, 2002 2:37 PM

Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
>
> It's only got 25 mb of shit on it! Cripes, the
> SubSITE CD-R has 650 mb on it and only costs $15.
>

If you was to do a little text only list of the
available Church CDs, with a price list and ordering
information, I would be more than happy to use it
as a sig. Maybe we can at least use it to drive
away the xposters.

--
"MAH SON WAS FOOLED! "BOB" CALLED HIM 'CHUM'!
CHUM DON'T JUST MEAN 'SEX TOY'! IT'S ALSO WHAT
DA FISHERMAN CALL CHOPPED UP FISH HEADS AND
FISH BLOOD AND SHIT! "BOB" CALLED MY SON FISH
HEADS AND FISH BLOOD AND SHIT! I READ DEE BOOK
OB DEE SUBGENIUS! WORDS HAVE DOO DEFINISSIONS
SOMATIMES! SOMATIMES MORE! BUT DAT AIN'T
IMPO'TENT RIGHT NOW! DAMN DAMN "BOB" BE KILLIN'
ALL DEE BABIES!"
-- from a unreal SubGenius PSA

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Subject: Re: Information WANTS To Be Free
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack, alt.friday
Date: Mon, Oct 7, 2002 4:09 PM

In article <3DA1D471.3AB4@succeeds.com>, nu-monet v5.0
<nothing@succeeds.com> wrote:

> Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
> >
> > It's only got 25 mb of shit on it! Cripes, the
> > SubSITE CD-R has 650 mb on it and only costs $15.
> >
>
> If you was to do a little text only list of the
> available Church CDs, with a price list and ordering
> information, I would be more than happy to use it
> as a sig. Maybe we can at least use it to drive
> away the xposters.

Go and look at his listing NOW

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1774937407

HURRY

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Subject: Re: Information WANTS To Be Free
From: "Chas. 'Mark' Bee" <c-bee1@uiuc.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.friday
Date: Mon, Oct 7, 2002 5:01 PM

"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:
>

> Go and look at his listing NOW
>
> http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1774937407
>
> HURRY

So beautiful - the photos practically pop off the page at you!

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Subject: Re: Information WANTS To Be Free
From: "Rev. Magdalen" <magdalen@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.friday
Date: Mon, Oct 7, 2002 5:25 PM

"Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com> wrote in message
news:071020021609586398%stang@subgenius.com
> In article <3DA1D471.3AB4@succeeds.com>, nu-monet v5.0
> <nothing@succeeds.com> wrote:
>
>> Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
> Go and look at his listing NOW
>
> http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1774937407
>
> HURRY

Beautiful!!! You ARE the Spartacuses of the Internet!!!

--
So, the proper signature delimiter is the way mine is ("-- ") and not
the way yours is ("--"). -- Some Linux Freak

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Subject: Re: Information WANTS To Be Free
From: iDRMRSR <idrmrsr@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.friday
Date: Mon, Oct 7, 2002 7:17 PM>

EGAD! The poop and buttfucking pics are now gone.

My, justice is swift, either that or this dude occasionally checks his
listings in person.

Good thing the average Ebay'er doesn't even know how to spell U R L

[*]
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Subject: Re: Information WANTS To Be Free
From: Christopher Lee <clbundy@indy.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.friday
Date: Mon, Oct 7, 2002 10:00 PM

You sure? I'm seeing them myself.

iDRMRSR wrote:

> EGAD! The poop and buttfucking pics are now gone.

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Subject: Re: Information WANTS To Be Free
From: "Reverend Farrago" <farragonospam@attbi.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Oct 7, 2002 11:39 PM
Message-ID: <Lrso9.5188$YR.12994@rwcrnsc51.ops.asp.att.net>

Christopher Lee wrote:
> You sure? I'm seeing them myself.
>
> iDRMRSR wrote:
>
>> EGAD! The poop and buttfucking pics are now gone.

Still there for me too. That is so fucking funny. Made my day.

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Subject: Re: Information WANTS To Be Free
From: "Rev. C.M. Sasquatch" <chlorpromazine@hotmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.friday
Date: Mon, Oct 7, 2002 7:19 PM

"Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com> wrote in message
news:071020021609586398%stang@subgenius.com...
> Go and look at his listing NOW
>
> http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1774937407
>
> HURRY
>

HAHAHAHAHAHA That's fucking great! Changing the image files is just
classic.

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Subject: Re: Information WANTS To Be Free
From: Reverend DJ Epoch <nunyabiz@noway.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.friday
Date: Mon, Oct 7, 2002 9:25 PM

"Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com> wrote in news:071020021609586398%
stang@subgenius.com:

>
> Go and look at his listing NOW
>
> http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1774937407
>
> HURRY
>

I do love it when you're able to get a good bow shot at the enemy just
before they try and submerge!

--
_________________
-- Reverend DJ Epoch
-- The Church of Our lady of Perpetual Motion
-- Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall
-- Devine Southern Redneck Clench
-- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel

Divine Southern Redneck Clench Recruitment site at:
http://revdjepoch.net

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Subject: Re: Information WANTS To Be Free
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack, alt.friday
Date: Mon, Oct 7, 2002 4:13 PM
Message-ID: <071020021613168253%stang@subgenius.com>

In article <3DA1D471.3AB4@succeeds.com>, nu-monet v5.0
<nothing@succeeds.com> wrote:

6X-DAY at BRUSHWOOD EVENT PRE-REGISTRATION $30
FULL METAL DOBBSHEAD $49.95
THE VIEW FROM HELL $35
"BOB"/July 5 BUMPER STICKER $3.50
VOL. 3: 12 HOURS OF SLACK in MP3 CD-ROM $14.95
VOL. 4: 12 HOURS OF SLACK in MP3 CD-ROM $14.95
VOL. 5: 11 HOURS OF SLACK in MP3 CD-ROM $14.95
VOL. 6: 11 HOURS OF SLACK in MP3 CD-ROM $14.95
VOL. 7: 12 HOURS OF SLACK in MP3 CD-ROM $14.95
VOL. 8: 12 HOURS OF SLACK in MP3 CD-ROM $14.95
16 HOURS OF SLACK in MP3 CD-ROM $14.95
11 HOURS OF SLACK in MP3 CD-ROM (Vol. 1) $14.95
YET 11 MORE HOURS OF SLACK in MP3 CD-ROM (Vol. 2) $14.95
75 HOURS OF SLACK in MP3 CD-ROM $14.95
80 HOURS OF SLACK in MP3 CD-ROM $14.95
XXX-Day in MP3 CD-ROM $14.95
4X-Day in MP3 CD-ROM $14.95
5X-Day in MP3 CD-ROM $14.95
4X-Day CD $14.95
SUBGENIUS MOVIES BOOTLEG CDR $14.94
BOBSONGS 4: And Partial Blindness CD $14.95
SONGS OF X-DAY CD $14.95
BOBSONGS 3: With Memory Loss CD $14.95
"BOB'S" TOTAL DEAFNESS (BOBSONGS 2) CD $14.95
"BOB'S" PUNCTURED EARDRUM CD $14.95
A SQUID FOR CONNIE CD $14.95
MEDIA BARRAGE #0 CD $14.95
MEDIA BARRAGE #10 CD $14.95
MEDIA BARRAGE #11 CD $14.95
MEDIA BARRAGE #12 CD $14.95
MEDIA BARRAGE #5 CD $14.95
BEST OF ESO/SUBGENIUS CD $14.95
"BOB'S" PUNCTURED EARDRUM CD $14.95
"BOB'S" HOUR OF SLACK CLASSICS 1 CD $14.95
AMSTERDAM DEVIVAL 2-CD SET $19.95
XXX-DAY 4-CD SET $29.95
STANG AT STARWOOD CD $14.95
THE PUFFERDOME DEVIVAL CD $14.95
XX-DAY '99 DEVIVAL w/ ESO CD (LIMITED TIME ONLY) $14.95
WINTERSTAR '99 DEVIVAL CD (LIMITED TIME ONLY) $14.95
STARWOOD '98 Devival CD (LIMITED TIME ONLY) $14.95
DEVIVAL, THEN FIRE CD $14.95
SUBSITE CD-ROM $29.95
SUBGENIUS MULTIMEDIA CD-ROM $29.95
MEDIA BARRAGE cassette tape Boxed Set 4-pack $25.00
HOUR OF SLACK cassette tape Boxed Set 4-pack $20.00
"BOB'S" EAR INFECTION cassette tape Boxed Set $25.00
HOUR of SLACK 1 year subscription $250
DOBBSFILM SHORTIES VIDEO $20
"ARISE" VIDEO $20.00
X-DAY 98 VIDEO $20.00
XX-DAY 99 VIDEO 2-set $30.00
SUBGENIUS INTERVIEWS VIDEO $20.00
MAKING OF SUBGENIUS/MTV VIDEO $20.00
PRE-DOBBS STANGFILMS VIDEO $20.00
CLUB NO VIDEO $20.00
NIGHT OF SLACK VIDEO $20.00

TOTAL:______________

Add U.S. Shipping, Handling
Do not include Membership Pack or Hour of Slack Subscription in total,
S & H is free for these two items only.

For every Order Add
Handling $3.50
plus ADD 8% of order total price ___
TOTAL ENCLOSED: ___

(Example: two $20 videos would be $40 plus $3.50 plus 8% of $40
($3.20), for a total of $46.70)

Canada, Mexico add $3 MORE to Shipping
Overseas: For most product orders, add $10 for shipping plus $2 after
that for each item.

We cannot take checks from foreign (non-U.S.) banks (unless Canadian,
in U.S. DOLLARS from American-registered banks.) UnAmerican SubGenii
must use international postal money orders!

TOTAL ENCLOSED: _________________

Make money orders payable to: SubGenius Foundation Inc.
Dealers please inquire about bulk rates. MONEY BACK IF NOT SATISFIED

NAME(s): ________________________________________________

ADDRESS: ________________________________________________

CITY-STATE, ZIP: _________________________________________

COUNTRY: _________________________________________

CREDIT CARD TYPE (Visa, MasterCard, AmExp., Discover):

________________________________________________

ACCOUNT NUMBER: ________________________________________________

EXPIRATION DATE: _________________________________________

Home Phone: _________________________________________

SIGNATURE: I swear that I am over 18 years of age, and of Yeti descent.

__________________________________________
Place you soul-bearing psychic pstench-mark here.

SORRY, this material cannot be sold to fullblood humans.
Be sure to sit on the envelope for NOT LESS than 30 seconds before
mailing, so that "Bob" may better whiffread your psi-stench when it
arrives at Church headquarters. You may not be able to tell if you're
"Pink", but "Bob" can. (He will also know your family geneaology, your
bad habits, your innermost virtues, and which you are of the 14 Basic
Customer Types.)

The SubGenius Foundation, Inc.
P.O. Box 204206 Austin, TX 78720-4206
"To Dull The Pain Of Existance In A World Without Slack"
Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the
SubGenius
Website: http://www.subgenius.com
© 2002 by the SubGenius Foundation, Inc
"Bob" Dobbs is a registered trademark of The SubGenius Foundation, Inc.

Oh, you said LITTLE.

-- Date: Mon, Oct 7, 2002 4:59 PM
Message-ID: <wDmo9.37$n_1.67968@news.uswest.net>

"Friday Jones" wrote > Looks like somebody is selling copies of the Church
Media CD's for $1.99 on
> eBay:
>
> http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1774937407

looks like SOMEBODY "updated" it, you had best go check it out PRONTO before
they yank it.

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Subject: Re: Information WANTS To Be Free
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack, alt.friday
Date: Tue, Oct 8, 2002 1:16 AM
Message-ID: <081020020116475120%stang@subgenius.com>

In article <5Eoo9.213$l77.133256366@newssvr12.news.prodigy.com>, Rev.
C.M. Sasquatch <chlorpromazine@hotmail.com> wrote:

> "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com> wrote in message
> news:071020021609586398%stang@subgenius.com...
> > In article <3DA1D471.3AB4@succeeds.com>, nu-monet v5.0
> > <nothing@succeeds.com> wrote:
> >
> > > Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
> > > >
> > > > It's only got 25 mb of shit on it! Cripes, the
> > > > SubSITE CD-R has 650 mb on it and only costs $15.
> > > >
> > >
> > > If you was to do a little text only list of the
> > > available Church CDs, with a price list and ordering
> > > information, I would be more than happy to use it
> > > as a sig. Maybe we can at least use it to drive
> > > away the xposters.
> >
> > Go and look at his listing NOW
> >
> > http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1774937407
> >
> > HURRY
> >
>
> HAHAHAHAHAHA That's fucking great! Changing the image files is just
> classic.

That was entirely Blackout's idea -- he noticed that the guy had the
nerve to be sapping our bandwidth as well as our (much cheaper)
intellectual property, and suggested the swap.

Luckily Rev. Two Beans had JUST created a simple new front page, so
those previously untouchable old home page illos were suddenly
expendable. Also, I had just been sorting the FILTH section of the
a.b.s. art and so had right handy the fine buttfuck art by Nenslo
(making fun of Asquire at the time actually) and the poo splat by
IMBJR.

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Subject: Re: Information WANTS To Be Free
From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.friday
Date: Tue, Oct 8, 2002 2:45 AM
Message-ID:

"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:
>
>
> http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1774937407
>
> HURRY
>

Thanx and a tip of the Nenslo hat!

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Subject: Re: Information WANTS To Be Free
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack, alt.friday
Date: Tue, Oct 8, 2002 9:01 PM
Message-ID: <081020022101519806%stang@subgenius.com>

In article <%NIo9.88976$Fw2.2928996@twister.austin.rr.com>, Rev.
Magdalen <magdalen@subgenius.com> wrote:

> "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com> wrote in message
> news:071020021609586398%stang@subgenius.com
> > In article <3DA1D471.3AB4@succeeds.com>, nu-monet v5.0
> > <nothing@succeeds.com> wrote:
> >
> >> Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
> >>>
> >>> It's only got 25 mb of shit on it! Cripes, the
> >>> SubSITE CD-R has 650 mb on it and only costs $15.
> >>>
> >>
> >> If you was to do a little text only list of the
> >> available Church CDs, with a price list and ordering
> >> information, I would be more than happy to use it
> >> as a sig. Maybe we can at least use it to drive
> >> away the xposters.
> >
> > Go and look at his listing NOW
> >
> > http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1774937407
>
> Invalid Item.
>
> Well, that sure WAS hell of a lot easier and faster than going through the
> lawyers! Good work, gang!

I filled out their infringement form thing and faxed it to them this
afternoon, and about an hour later they emailed me that it was gone. I
was kinda sorry to see it go actually. Luckily I got a "web archive"
copy and lots of giant screen shots.

If he hadn't have been stealing our BANDWIDTH, and had just left it at
our ARTWORK, it wouldn't have been worth fussing with.

Sure was good for laughs though. Thanks to Blackout for the very idea.

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Subject: Re: Information WANTS To Be Free
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack, alt.friday
Date: Tue, Oct 8, 2002 9:03 PM
Message-ID: <081020022103456635%stang@subgenius.com>

In article <5nq6quo6icftsk17d9ipfgohp1qhlte8h0@4ax.com>, Modemac
<modemac@modemac.com> wrote:

> On Tue, 08 Oct 2002 22:15:23 GMT, "Rev. Magdalen"
> <magdalen@subgenius.com> wrote:
> >Invalid Item.
> >Well, that sure WAS hell of a lot easier and faster than going through the
> >lawyers! Good work, gang!
>
> Any time now, you'll get an email saying how Stang and the Church are
> just a bunch of hypocrites, because you don't let anyone else get
> SLACK even though that's what you preach.
>
> Well, duh. Of COURSE the Church is hypocritical - I thought that was
> the whole point!

There's nothing hypocritical about it at all. They can have Slack. They
just can't have OUR Slack.

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