From: thefridayjones@hotmail.com (Friday Jones)
Newsgroups: alt.magdalen,alt.slack,alt.friday
Date: Thu, Feb 14, 2002
http://www.bol.ucla.edu/~rahjr79/ninja.htm
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"You do not have a soul. You are a soul. You *have* a body."
---C.S. Lewis
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From: "palimpsest"
Ninjas laxative power noted...
"Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants."
Marcos only gets a 6 on the flipometer rating...
They've got a guestbook:
"Comment: Dude, I'm a ninja, and your site gave me a seven foot boner. I was
so excited to see it that I totally fucking wigged out and killed my mom.
Then I porked the dog. FUCKING TWICE! Yeah, sweeeeeeet."
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From: h23
Mammals that totally flip out and kill people.
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From: subspecies23@aol.com (SubSpecies23)
WOW! Totally amazing! I about died laughing! Almost as good as Legume's
pictures on Renderosity. FLUFFERS COMMANDS ME TO KILL AND KILL AGAIN!
AND
THEN HE COMMANDS ME TO FUCK THE MAGIC PINK PONY!