From: Modemac
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, Feb 2, 2002
http://www.extremeelvis.com/
This guy is an Elvis impersonator who poops on stage and has chickens
peck seed out of his orifices, and sings. We've seen the pooping
before, but what I'm wondering is when Graceland is going to sue him.
--
First
Online Church of "Bob"
http://www.modemac.com/
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From: "RevUlv"
I must see this guy perform..... he must be some sort of diety come back to
earth
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From: HellPope Huey
In article
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>http://www.extremeelvis.com/
>>This guy is an Elvis impersonator who poops on stage and has chickens
>peck seed out of his orifices, and sings. We've seen the pooping
>before, but what I'm wondering is when Graceland is going to sue him.
Never. He has a license from Priscilla. When he went "on vacation," the King
would go to the Pacific Rim and do the same act in dirty little taverns and
cockfight rings. The natives ate it up, fought over his dung afterwards and
then
ate THAT up as well. It was reputed to make a man exceedingly virile and
fertile. What the hell, it was sure easier to get than tiger penis.
HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
With the thoughts you'd be thinkin'
you should be horsewhipped
Transported to a surreal landscape,
a young girl kills the first woman she meets
and then teams up with three complete strangers
to kill again.
- Marin County newspaper's
TV listing
for "The Wizard of Oz"
"You have the right to an attorney.
If you cannot afford an attorney,
we will supply you with the stupidest,
1st year law student dumb-ass slacker
we can find on the continent."
- "Lethal Weapon
4"
"Hey, you made me take a poopy!"
- "The Fairly
Odd Parent
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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
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> Never. He has a license from Priscilla. When he went "on vacation,"
the King
> would go to the Pacific Rim and do the same act in dirty little taverns and
> cockfight rings. The natives ate it up, fought over his dung afterwards and
> then
> ate THAT up as well. It was reputed to make a man exceedingly virile and
> fertile. What the hell, it was sure easier to get than tiger penis.
>
Peter Lawford, perpetually in a Demerol daze in the years before he
died, would tell people about seeing Frank Sinatra at Marlon Brando's
in Tahiti, buying Elvis shit from "Bob," and buying "Bob" shit from
Elvis. I didn't used to believe Lawford's ridiculous stories, but this
news could be just the corroborating evidence we've been seeking for so
very long.
--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
A subsidiary of:
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc. / P.O. Box 140306, Dallas, TX 75214
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com
PRABOB
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From: iDRMRSR
I look zackly like Extreme Elvis when I'm peeing in the shower.
Thought you'd all like to know. No need to overwork yer imagination.
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