From: "Reverend Sinphaltimus Exmortus"
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Apr 4, 2002
I don't wanna hear shit, about being a stranger dobbs dammit. I am under
heavy attack from the con, I truly believe this must be the REAL X-Day this
year because the anti-slack beasts of the conspiracy have been gnawing at me
for a long time. But alas, in my perils of slacklessness I did manage to
grab this freebie screensaver for the PC. It grants slack! Whoa boy, I think
I may just sit back, frop it to SubG and slack off a bit.
Once you realize that this is really anti-con-slack and realize that it must
be blessed by the little red star fish of Bob before it can really grant any
form of slack, go to the configuration utility (create desktop icons) and
point the image directory to your X-Day4 photo directory, or any other
directory containing images of the slackful type.
Also don't forget that if it plays too crappy on your Personal CONfusor, you
can always tweak the crap out of the settings to improve performance BUT if
your like me, (and I doubt you are because it would mean instant death for
those not "in the know" or "of the blood") and you have a MWOWM
axe-hellerated monkey brain for a CPU with a Technicolor video additive,
then you MUST and I mean MUST increase the config settings quality so as to
be sure you get the full dosage of slack that you are so well deserving of.
You can download it yerself from this here web site;
http://www.geisswerks.com/drempels/index.html
Will you listen to me and cash in on at least 10 minutes worth of pure
slack, cause guess what I'm doing right now as your
reading this? Yup, staring at a screensaver that's using pron pix as the
image directory... Woo Hoo.
Now if I wasn't enjoying this so much I might just point a cam at it and do
some video eye candy for the blank of mind--
Sincerely yours, forever Bob's,
The Reverend Sinphaltimus Exmortus
First Ever Digital Church of Mind Slack
http://www.Digital-Church.com
A Totally Independent Clench of
The Church of the SubGenius
P.O.Box 140306
Dallas, TX 75214
Send $1 and S.A.S.E. for more info
or visit
www.subgenius.com
or email
RevSExmortus@nyc.rr.com
or die pink
or kill me
"Exterminate all rational thought" W.S.B.
16*2*!!