From: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Apr 26, 2002
http://www.angelfire.com/space/karlfw/
I got an email from this guy, pointing me to his one-page website,
which is packed with photos showing how Area 51 forms a huge HEAD when
seen from above, there's a giant swastika in the middle of the US, and
a zillion written observations about spelling and numerological
coincidences that were inexplicably MISSED by our resident crazy
spelling-and-number-coincidence crazies, but which have profound if
still unexplained meaning.
This one is a little more esoteric and original than most of its ilk.
Excerpts:
All of these may be true... all of these may be false. There are some
observations that I feel to be right on the money, and then some I feel
in retrospect are drug-induced madness. I'll leave it up to you to
decide.
Karl Friedrich Wollschlager - 12.01.73 to ?
kfwollschlager@hotmail.com
http://dreamland5.netfirms.com/
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Bill Hicks CD Collection - Arizona Bay, Relentless, Rant in E-Minor,
Dangerous - You put all these CDs together and they make the Windows
logo.
Bill Gates (Gates to what?) - Microsoft Logo (Swasi)
Windows NT 3.51 Trinity - Dreamland
No doubt the Government sees ALL electronic transmissions. Echelon.
Audio visual across carbon and silicon platforms. Man and machine.
Windows 2000 - Based on NT (New Testament) Technology
Four Corners of the Earth (Swasi)
Area 51 Dreamland (Aerial Photo, looks like jack in the back of a skull)
Aldous Huxley (Adolf Hitler) (Frankensteins - Franks in Steins!)
Operation Phoenix
A Dolph (in) Hi t(y)ler!
If a pod of dolphins followed a rainstorm around the ocean, would it
tell them stories? Rain sounds like data noise to me... like a modem.
September (Zep Timber!) 11, 2001 (911)
German (manGer)
German word for booger (people or pople?)
My Dad has a booger on the moon - He was working on Apollo for North
American Rockwell. He wiped it in the gold foil on the base stand of
the LEM... fLEM
My Dad said he remembered seeing a Dozer that ran on pure water... I
never understood what that meant until recently.
My birth certificate reads:
Registrar's Number: 911
State File Number: 123
Karl Friedrich Wollschlager
Date: 12.01.73
Time: 1:37 A.M.
County: Pike
City: McComb
Father: Ronald Thomas Wollschlager, Age: 32, State of Birth: Maryland,
Mother: Geneva Kay Wollschlager, Age: 23, State of Birth: Mississippi
Residence: Mississippi
County: Lincoln
City: Brookhaven
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