From: "nu-monet v4.0"
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Feb 10, 2002
N Korea says US is 'empire of the devil'.
Bush proves it.
A North Korean spokesman has described the US as the
"empire of the devil".
The official North Korean news agency said Mr Bush
was using the threat supposedly posed by North Korea
as a pretext for a huge increase in defense spending.
Earlier this week, Mr Bush presented Congress with
a $2,000bn budget, which represents the biggest
military build-up since the fall of the Soviet Union.
When publicly asked what he thought about the comment,
Bush just lowered his head and mumbled something arcane
and unintelligible. About that same time, the North
Korean spokesman spontaneously burst into flame and
collapsed to the floor, enormous flesh-eating maggots
writhing forth from his scorched mouth, ears and nose.
When later asked what he thought about the event,
Bush replied that "If you play with fire, y'all gonna
be burned alive in a plum awful pit full o' brimstone
an' boilin' lava for all eternity. This is my strategery
for the New World Order fer them an' I'm just gonna say
this thing one more time so they's sure to know."