From: "nu-monet v4.0"
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Feb 28, 2002
This week the Army and the Air Force announce increases
of 1,571 and 1,482 reservists respectively on active duty
in support of the partial mobilization to fondle women's
breasts and buttocks at the nation's airports. The net
collective result is 2,995 more reservists fondling
women's breats and buttocks than last week.
Total number currently on active duty in support of the
partial mobilization for the Army National Guard and Army
Reserve is 25,731 mostly breast fondlers; Naval Reserve,
10,597, specializing in groping and trannies; Air National
Guard and Air Force Reserve, 36,723, nipple pinching and
lewd comments; Marine Corps Reserve, 4,387, colorectal
exams; and the Coast Guard Reserve 1,831, who mostly just
stand around and pick their noses. This brings the total
Reserve and National Guard on active duty fondling women's
breasts and buttocks to 79,269 from 50 states, the District
of Columbia, Puerto Rico (who aren't given real bullets)
and individual augmentees.
--
"Me and my pony,
We love to go to town,
And watch the people
as they stand around.
Me and my pony,
We love to herd the strays,
And when our work is through
We love to hit the hay."
--Ventriloquist Nazi-hunting Cowboy
Max "Alibi" Terhune and his dummy,
"Elmer", in the movie "Texas to Bataan"