From: iDRMRSR
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Jan 4, 2002
I'd be the last person to praise any religion springing from
Camelfuckingstan or anywhere out that way, but something I read today
gave me great pause.
They are about to grow genetically altered pigs with internal organs
that are compatible with HUMAN tissue! That's right, one day you'll be
sick, and your HMO will just send you a pig and a poke.
Only, they are now sweating the possibility that the viruses native to
the swine will form super diseases once it gets into that nice Gentile
bloodstream. Taken at its worst, I suppose that implies after a few
transplants, we'll ALL die.
No wonder they are so set against PORK. Now, the possibility that the
human race could be entirely wiped out by some interaction with pigs IS
a message worthy enough of a couple of the world's worst and most
durable religions. The kind of thing, as a prophet, you'd like to pass
on to everybody like a Martha Stewart tip.
Not that the whole thing would be such a great loss, anyhow. But it
would be funny, on our way out, to see some TowelHead sitting there
saying, Dang, the prophets were RIGHT...
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From: HellPope Huey
1) Horseshit! A pig valve kept the Duke alive for a few more years and that
was
a GOOD thing, unlike that hideous Pink bitch yuppie queen Martha. I'd like to
whip her bare ass with one of her wet K-Mart towels until neighborhood dogs
howled like Cerebrus in heat. No, that's not a sex thing, I just wanna whip
her.
Don't you?
2) All you have to do to interact with pigs is to leave the house. We're still
here, for now, so I question the postulate. I'm fairly sure various kinds of
pigs WILL wipe us out, but it'll be a slo-mo wipeout. Meanwhile, eat less
sausage. If that great flavor came in gum form without any real pork in it,
I'd
chew a lot of it and so would you, but otherwise, eh. The REAL threat lies with
camels, ragheads, the French and politicans, all of whom spit like king cobras.
You have to leave the house wearing a Hefty bag, as if you were attending a
Gallagher show. Yeesh.
HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
Composer of
"14 Filthy Scat Rondos No One Wants To Hear"
"Sad what one pound of LSD can do to a human brain."
- said of Paula Orridge
You have to see the world for what it is
A circus full of freaks and clowns
and you'll never please everybody
its a well-established fact
I recommend a fifth of Jack
and a bottle of Prozac
- "ProzaKc Blues", King Crimson
With all the resources available to you
as a director, every day is an opportunity
- R
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From: HellPope Huey
In article <113BD9B77CC93791.C323F9B80993B7CF.0F35D8B2CCED15B5@lp.airnews.net>,
iDRMRSR says...
>K*v** sez:
>
>>>Because you're a fucking xenophobic bigot
>
>You say this as if that was a BAD thing!
Well, I get to fuck and enjoy it, I'm not afraid of the unknown and I limit
my
bigotry to a hatred for ASSOULS, which is not a preconception based on race,
etc., but on sufficient exposure to eventually surmise that someone is
overwhelmed by Pinkness. Therefore, I win on all fronts. Hooray! Hooray for
Zoidberg!
HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
Composer of
"14 Filthy Scat Rondos No One Wants To Hear"
"Sad what one pound of LSD can do to a human brain."
- said of Paula Orridge
You have to see the world for what it is
A circus full of freaks and clowns
and you'll never please everybody
its a well-established fact
I recommend a fifth of Jack
and a bottle of Prozac
- "ProzaKc Blues", King Crimson
With all the resources available to you
as a director, every day is an opportunity
- Ron How