From: thereheis99@hotmail.com (Rev. Crawford)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Feb 13, 2002
Due to extreme brain damage, I have become confused by several current
events, and was hoping that some of you smart guys might be able to
make some sense of them for me.
First, was this most recent "imminent terrorist attack threat" limit
to the possibility of an attack on the U.S. emabssy in Yemen? If so,
why the FUCK was it trumpeted across all major news outlets yesterday?
Was Ashcroft concerned that we might be doing some shopping in
downtown Sanaa, and just might decide to pop in to the embassy for tea
and crumpets? Fuck.
Also, Apparently Li'l Georgie just took a big long hit off the glue
bag and decided to oust Saddam Hussein. Correct me if I'm wrong, but
wasn't the real reason that he wasn't given the boot 11 years ago is
because his regime primarily conisist of Type A Allah-heads (Sunni?)
that provided a counterbalance to the Type B Allah-heads (Shiite?) in
Iran, to keep them from becoming too dominant in the region. Now Li'l
Georgie wants to wipe out the Type As while simulaneously pissing off
the Type Bs. What's that all about?
-C
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From: rlan538885@aol.comnobozos (RLan538885)
Oil and distracting the American people from...well....oil.
"100,000 lemmings can't be wrong"
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From: "nu-monet v4.0"
Rev. Crawford wrote:
>
> Due to extreme brain damage, I have become confused
> by several current events, and was hoping that some
> of you smart guys might be able to make some sense
> of them for me...
>
Okay, let's cut to the chase: picture a bunch of guys
who are severely homoerotically closetized. They join
fascist secret societies where they get to paddle each
other and do weird psychosexual rituals. They also get
off on Nazi memorabilia and fantasy militarism.
Oh, yeah, and they are also fantastically wealthy and
connected to the awhl bidness.
Now, they *have* to get married and have kids, 'cause
they are in extreme denial about their entire existence,
so they redirect their desire to have increasingly
large objects shoved into their rectums into ordering
the invasion of foreign nations.
That about covers it. Except for the ucky parts.
--
Kumlek: So be it: the slow death! Joint
by joint, from the toe and fingertip upward
shall you be cut to pieces. And each carrion
piece, hour by hour and day by day, shall be
cast to the dogs before your very eyes!
Until they too shall be plucked out, as
morsels for the vultures! Ah-ha-ha-ha!
Away with him!
-Ted De Corsia, from the movie "The Conqueror"
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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
A giant endless "Terrorist Hunt" over there would give them the excuse
to pretty much finish the meganational corpo-lockdown over here, I
suppose. Bomb and bullet sales, and gas prices would both go up... more
people would stay home drinking but otherwise doing ANYTHING to keep
their jobs... a wise person would invest in certain arms and drug
related American industries while living in some safer country.
I have a sinking paranoia that the next hilarious John Carpenter & Kurt
Russell movie thriller will be made in New Zealand or someplace and be
called "ESCAPE FROM AMERICA".
"Call me SNAKE." -- Snake Pliskin to the bad Fed guys at the beginning
of ESCAPE FROM LA, when he's in the clutches of the Pinks
"The name's PLISKIN." -- Snake Pliskin to the bad Fed guys at the end
of ESCAPE FROM LA just before he deliberately ends Pink Civilization As
We Know It.
They Live
--
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Resurrected
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
A subsidiary of:
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc. / P.O. Box 140306, Dallas, TX 75214
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com
PRABOB
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From: thereheis99@hotmail.com (Rev. Crawford)
"Rev. Ivan Stang"
>
> They Live
And how.
Now there's a movie that's aching for a remake (although hopefully
without the excruciatingly long and boring Rowdy Roddy fight scenes).
It's the perfect primer/metaphor for how the Con operates,
specifically geared for the subliterate. Carpenter's a Sub whether he
knows it or not.
-C