From: HellPope Huey
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Feb 19, 2002
Boredom, paperwork or religion. Probably all three in concert. Its happening
right now; just look at CNN, barf.
HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
Bite the wax tadpole. Do it now.
"I only speak two languages:
English and bad English."
- "The Fifth Element"
"The covers of this book are too far apart."
- Ambrose Bierce
"It burns like a Glasgow bikini wax!"
- Groundskeeper Willie
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From: xenu
On 19 Feb 2002 18:05:37 -0800, HellPope Huey
>
> Boredom, paperwork or religion. Probably all three in concert. Its happening
>right now; just look at CNN, barf.
subscribe.
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From: wbarwell@starbase.neosoft.com (William Barwell)
In article
HellPope Huey
>
>
> Boredom, paperwork or religion. Probably all three in concert. Its happening
>right now; just look at CNN, barf.
>
Some damned virus that was harmless and obscure then all of a sudden
for no good damned reason mutated into something that wiped
out humanity like some virulient disease passing through a battery
chicken farm.
Cheerful Charlie
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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
In article
> Boredom, paperwork or religion. Probably all three in concert. Its happening
> right now; just look at CNN, barf.
>
"It won't blow up and disappear, it'll just look ugly for a thousand
years." -- St. Frank, US vs. THEM
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From: "Bryan J. Maloney"
In article <3c732e7d$1_8@news.1usenet.com>, jionbigbootay@sdf.com
wrote:
>
> Get Bent you Cheap, LOW RENT, hipster snob.
> Quit badMOUTHING CNN. How the fuck else are we supposed to know what we
> THINK?
> DAMNIT!
Times of India--much more fun.
--
America is a wonderful country. Where else could a young Black man like
Michael Jackson grow up to be a middle-aged White woman?
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From: "Bryan J. Maloney"
It won't end. That is the true horror. It will just keep going on
and
on and on, pretty much like it is today, forever and ever and ever.
There will be no end. There will be no destruction. There will be
no
surcease nor rest. Only more and more of the same. Day after day,
month after month, year after year, century after century, millenium
after millenium, aeon after aeon.
There will be no end of it. Welcome to eternity.
--
America is a wonderful country. Where else could a young Black man like
Michael Jackson grow up to be a middle-aged White woman?
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From: HellPope Huey
In article
says...
>
>>It won't end. That is the true horror. It will just keep going
on and
>on and on, pretty much like it is today, forever and ever and ever.
>There will be no end. There will be no destruction. There will
be no
>surcease nor rest. Only more and more of the same. Day after day,
>month after month, year after year, century after century, millenium
>after millenium, aeon after aeon.
>>There will be no end of it. Welcome to eternity.
Well, Hello Kitty! So what's your take on feminine itching? Geez, no end at
all....I guess that means it isn't going to start SMELLING any better either,
huh? Well, I gotta breathe. Some things you can plug, some things you can't.
I'd
like to plug both K3vain and Mrs Babymash, but in COMPLETELY DIFFERENT WAYS.
I'm
sure she'd have yet ANOTHER set of ideas there, too.
HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
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in the live-action version
of "Invader Zim,"
but my thighs are too big. Damnit.
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if all of Osama bin Laden's money
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