From: "nu-monet v4.0"
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, Mar 16, 2002
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - U.S. Defence Secretary Donald
Rumsfeld had a rudimentary soul removed through the
back of his neck, the Pentagon says.
"He has no soul, and his doctor was surprised to see
one growing on him. It was excised completely and
killed, then sent to pathology for routine analysis.
The report is expected back from pathology within
two weeks," a Pentagon statement said.
Rumsfeld, 69, returned to his office after the 90-minute
outpatient procedure on Friday, the statement said. An
aide had detected the otherwise invisible growth when he
noticed Rumsfeld behaving in an abnormally kind manner.
--
"...Human samples are of prime importance, and if
anybody knows how to do a good job of body snatching,
they will really be serving their country..."
--AEC Commissioner Willard Libby