From: thereheis99@hotmail.com (Rev. Crawford)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Mar 6, 2002
Yo, hipsters and dipsters, I'm in the process of writing what will
probably be the last There He Is! third-rate agitprop pamphlet. In an
attempt to edit the content down to a level whereby I can crank out
numerous copies on the w*rk printers before they shitcan me, I've had
to axe some good stuff, including the following that I didn't want to
go to waste. So I'm sharing it with you brainiacs:
They came for the Communists, and I didn't object
For I wasn't a Communist;
They came for the Socialists, and I didn't object
For I wasn't a Socialist;
They came for the labor leaders, and I didn't object
For I wasn't a labor leader;
They came for the Jews, and I didn't object
For I wasn't a Jew;
Then they came for me
And there was no one left to object.
Martin Niemoller, German Protestant Pastor (1892-1984)
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From: "nu-monet v4.0"
nu-monet v4.0 wrote:
>
Whoo. I was going to type in "hacker" and somehow the
message auto-sent. Below is the real pome.
> They came for the Drug Dealers, and I didn't object
> For I wasn't a Drug Dealer;
> They came for the Pedophiles, and I didn't object
> For I wasn't a Pedophile;
> They came for the Computer Hackers, and I didn't object
> For I wasn't a Computer HACKER;
> They came for the Terrorists, and I didn't object
> For I wasn't a Terrorist;
> Then they came for me.
> And they took my rights away on the
> pretense of protecting me.
> And I never did anything wrong.
>
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From: "nu-monet v4.0"
Rev. Crawford wrote:
>
> They came for the Communists, and I didn't object
> For I wasn't a Communist;
> They came for the Socialists, and I didn't object
> For I wasn't a Socialist;
> They came for the labor leaders, and I didn't object
> For I wasn't a labor leader;
> They came for the Jews, and I didn't object
> For I wasn't a Jew;
> Then they came for me
> And there was no one left to object.
>
> Martin Niemoller, German Protestant Pastor (1892-1984)
Yeah, yeah. But trouble is, the typical drone has seen
it before. He will look at the first line and say to
himself, "seen it!", then jump ahead to whatever is
next. Now, if it were for alt.slack, I would do a funny
send up of it. But if you are thinking of giving it to
norms, then have something like the below that will grab
them by the balls:
They came for the Drug Dealers, and I didn't object
For I wasn't a Drug Dealer;
They came for the Pedophiles, and I didn't object
For I wasn't a Pedophile;
They came for the Computer Hackers, and I didn't object
For I wasn't a Computer ;
They came for the Terrorists, and I didn't object
For I wasn't a Terrorist;
Then they came for me.
And they took my rights away on the
pretense of protecting me.
And I never did anything wrong.
--
"Nothing valued is here.
This place is a message and part of a system of messages.
Pay attention to it!
Sending this message was important to us.
We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture."
--Excerpts from 'Expert Judgement on Markers to Deter
Inadvertent Human Intrusion into the Waste Isolation Pilot
Plant' - Sandia National Laboratories
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From: "Alliekatt"
"nu-monet v4.0"
news:3C86A9F9.2FFA@succeeds.com...
> > They came for the Computer Hackers, and I didn't object
> > For I wasn't a Computer HACKER;
That's CRACKA, you computa-ass cracka. HACKAZ be down wit'it but they
don't
be illegal cuz they be wekkin' fo' de Main an sheeit in the Silicon 'hood,
know what I'm sayin'? 'Course that be BE-FO da dotcom bomb.
alliekatt
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From: David White
Alliekatt wrote:
>
> That's CRACKA, you computa-ass cracka. HACKAZ be down wit'it but they
don't
> be illegal cuz they be wekkin' fo' de Main an sheeit in the Silicon 'hood,
> know what I'm sayin'? 'Course that be BE-FO da dotcom bomb.
>
> alliekatt
Someone needs to make TShirts... "I Survived The .com Bomb"
std::
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From: "Blackout"
"nu-monet v4.0" wrote
> > They came for the Communists, and I didn't object
> > For I wasn't a Communist;
> > They came for the Socialists, and I didn't object
> > For I wasn't a Socialist;
> > They came for the labor leaders, and I didn't object
> > For I wasn't a labor leader;
> > They came for the Jews, and I didn't object
> > For I wasn't a Jew;
> > Then they came for me
> > And there was no one left to object.
> >
> > Martin Niemoller, German Protestant Pastor (1892-1984)
here's what I told shitbird kevan when he brought it up awhile back
> >if I was them I would have rounded up ol' martin neimoller at 8:00 AM
> >sharp DAY fucking ONE.
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From: thereheis99@hotmail.com (Rev. Crawford)
OK, OK, Slack, Slack
I had no idear that this thing was as widely known as it apparently is
OR that "that shitbird" had already posted it here. Boy, are my penii
red.
On the other hand, fuggit - you North Zonies sure jumped my shit over
this minor faux pas. Wassamatta, ain't the mutants north of Eloy got
no sense of humor?
Yahhhhhhhhhhh.....poot.
"Blackout"
> "nu-monet v4.0" wrote
>
>
> here's what I told shitbird kevan when he brought it up awhile back
>
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From: "nu-monet v4.0"
Rev. Crawford wrote:
>
> OK, OK, Slack, Slack
>
> On the other hand, fuggit - you North Zonies sure jumped
> my shit over this minor faux pas. Wassamatta, ain't the
> mutants north of Eloy got no sense of humor?
>
> Yahhhhhhhhhhh.....poot.
>
Nah, it's just that the very idea of expressing an
*earnest*, idealistic notion tends to cloy. If you're
honestly gonna take on the forces of "THEM", you gots
to be a badass mofo way-beyond-textbook.
Serious: I knew a discordian who actually *studied*
the Masonic hand signals, which he used as a free pass,
"this is not the gutter punk you are looking for" when
traveling through garden spots like Heber and Snowflake.
He had discovered that the great majority of the cops
& judges, even the MORMON ones, were MASONS(!?!)
If the hand signals didn't work, he would just thrust
a fist into the air and yell "HAIL ERIS!", which would,
often as not, result in charges being dismissed and him
set outside the city limits and told to keep on walking.
So, you wanna do a tract? You gonna stand up on yer own
two feet and OPPOSE THE MAN? Well, the first thing you'd
better do is to convince the local Mensch that YOU work
for bigger fish than the biggest barracuda in *their*
pissant little pond. Think about it: what better cover
than for the "powers that be" to think you're undercover
for bigger, more EVIL powers that be?
I'm lucky. Cops think I'm a fed. Or CIA. Or something.
And I sure as hell won't "confirm or deny membership or
any knowledge pertaining to those organizations, nor
would I be inclined to do so if I was indeed affiliated
with them or a similar organization." Which will SURE
AS SHIT convice them that I DO, without me having to
tap dance around the impersonation laws.
Oh, WTF. Read below, the sign at the State line:
***
WELCOME TO ARIZONA
Nothing valued is here.
This sign is a message and part of a system
of messages, left to discourage the unwary
traveller.
Pay attention to it!
Sending this message was important to us, for
we despise you and all who are like you.
We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture,
though our professional football team sucked.
If you enter into this place you will be smitten
with radiation and horrible things will bite
and sting you. The people are evil and violent
and will attack you.
There is nothing for you here.
GO AWAY.
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From: davidvoth@ihateclowns.com (SPM Armory, North Annex)
On 6 Mar 2002 14:22:38 -0800, thereheis99@hotmail.com (Rev. Crawford)
was kind enough to write:
They came for our anti-tank rifles, and I didn't object because I
didn't own one.
They came for our "assault weapons", and I didn't object because I
didn't own an AK-47.
They came for our cheap handguns, and I didn't object because I didn't
own a Niggertown Saturday Night Special.
Now they're coming for our SPUD GUNS!
http://www.leginfo.ca.gov/pub/bill/asm/ab_2501-2550/ab_2513_bill_20020221_introduced.html
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From: Her Ladyship Lilith von Fraumench
They came for the wrestling pay-per-view, and I didn't object
For I wasn't a wrestling fan.
They came for the beer, and I didn't object
For I think Coors is pisswater.
They came for the pizza, and I didn't object
For I hated anchovies.
They came for the pornography, and I didn't object
For every page was spoojed anyhow.
Then they came for me
And I popped a cap right in their ass.
--The White Trash Version
--
\m/ -=8=- http://lilith.foolspress.com/
-=8=- \m/
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From: dyskolos
"When they came for the Jews, I objected and they called me a Jew. I swear
to god if I get
out of here alive I'll never object again." - some dumbass.
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From: "nu-monet v4.0"
When the Satan-worshipping athiest communist
liberal democrats came to subvert the Methodists
and make them have gay, pro-abortion ministers,
I did not object, as I was fasting for lent and
flagellating and scourging myself.
When the Papal-antichrist anarchists were running
secret short-wave radio stations designed to give
the signal for all Catholics to overthrow the
country, I did not object, for I was too busy
de-consecrating the cemetaries of damned heathens
of the Vatican who fornicate with Jezebel yet still
have the gall to call themselves Christians.
When the Mammon-worshipping J*** came to steal
Christian babies for their cannibalistic Passover
rituals, I did not object, for I was doing a mass
mailing of 'The Protocols of the Elders of Zion'
to every white person in the State of Mississippi.
But then the Terrorists came to get me. I knew they
would get around to it eventually. But little do
they know that I have a secret weapon that will
bring about the END TIMES and destroy the entire,
foul, corrupt Earth, in a cleansing nuclear fire,
for I am the Sword of Gideon.
--Attorney General John Ashcroft
--
"The guarding of freedom that God grants is
the noble charge of the Department of Justice."
--Attorney General John Ashcroft