Now just hold on for a damn minute



From: KRONOS
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Mar 24, 2002

Is this a church that's run like a business, or a business that's run like
a church? Also, why is it you can have a knee-buckling, butt-clenching,
brain-liquifying orgasm one minute, and the next minute your frying eggs and
bacon in a pan?
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From: HellPopeHuey

Its a church that runs like the trolly Harold Lloyd crashed into a lamp post,
yet still keeps going depite the loss of the team of horses that were pulling
it. This is why "Bob's" credit cards are up to $5000 and the interest is KILLING
STANG. Donate more now.

If it was a business that ran like a CHURCH, it would be tax-free and Stang
would appear in diamond-encrusted thongs. To someone besides, Wei, that is.

Also, why is it you can have a knee-buckling, butt-clenching,
>brain-liquifying orgasm one minute, and the next minute your frying eggs and
>bacon in a pan?

Superior multitasking. Besides, you should still be in bed enjoying the
afterglow and emotionally high-fiving your partner(s), you selfish bastard.

 HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
   I have the body of a sedentary galactic potentate
   and the mind of a chicken on speed.
   I don't know what that totals.
   Probably my odds of becoming rich & famous.  
 
   "I'll admit I've had better days,
       but I'm still not to be had
         for the price of a cocktail
           and a salted peanut."
                     - Betty Davis

   "Clearly, we are in a situation
         where we'd normally find Rod Serling
             talking to a camera
                in the corner of our living room."
                    - "Baby Bob"

    "You're a teacher...
           and with that mantle, comes a burden."
                   - "Boston Publi
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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang"

You mean there's a *difference* between a knee-buckling,
butt-clenching, brain-liquifying orgasm, and a church that's run like a
business, or a business that's run like a church??

UH-oh.

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