Dear Sungenius Answer Thingama"Bob"
From: Reverend DJ Epoch
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Feb 12, 2002
What will be the next big fad?
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From: "dohd"
stheno.
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From: "nu-monet v4.0"
Banana-scented bicycle seats.
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From: "Rev. Magdalen"
Buying banner ads on www.subgenius.com .
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From: "Ned Wreck"
The Tankslappers
Ned
Hail yeah!
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From: Tesla Coil
Extreme bowling will be discovered nationwide by those bored
with the rave scene, resulting in new genres of remixing,
retro-50's league fashion in fluorescent and op-art designs,
and routine police raids at the Strike 'N' Spare East.
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From: HellPope Huey
I'd like to say competence, but it doesn't seem to be catching on much lately.
The Goth kids generally don't like it a bit.
However, I know it has a chance, because Saint'N IS a competent Goth, PRAISE
Saint'N, but as you can see if you tour any given mall or club disguised as
Michael Jackson disguised as a touring Jehovah's Witness, the REAL weirdos are
the ones who AREN'T blowin' in the wind, much less the bathroom.
I'll say either competence or competing to see how much stuff you can hang on
anally-inserted broomsticks before the weight flips you head over feet.
HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
2 giant Japanese monsters walk into a bar.
What do you mean, "then what happened?"
"Oh, Indians never get lost," he said,
looking on every side
with an expression as perplexed as my own.
"However," said Tom,
"sometimes the path wanders away."
- P. J. O' Rourke
Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
- Euripides
"What the hell are those?"
"Rear-view glasses, so I can catch the people
who keep following me."
- "Night Court"
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From: Her Ladyship Lilith von Fraumench
See-through burqas.
Her Ladyship Lilith
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From: joecosby@mindspring.com (Joe Cosby)
Drool to da beat.
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raping your women, eating your livestock, and burning
down your village was just an over-enthusiastic way of saying,
"Howdy."
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From: SubGenius Spice
"Reverend DJ Epoch" took time out from voting for the Magic Pink Pony
at http://www.renderosity.com/gallery.ez?ByArtist=Yes&Artist=Legume to
yell this over the fence:
>What will be the next big fad?
photo-grey contact lenses.
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From: "palimpsest"
Rubbing "sapo" into self-inflicted cuts and burns.
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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Broomstick worn provocatively in the ass.
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From: thefridayjones@hotmail.com (Friday Jones)
"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote in message news:<130220021127025075%stang@subgenius.com>...
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> Broomstick worn provocatively in the ass.
"Harry Potter and the Broomstick of Ultimate Power"
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