[Saddest place on Earth]
From: davidvoth@ihateclowns.com (SPM Armory, North Annex)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Jan 1, 2002
Auschwitz?
Verdun?
Gettysburg?
Hiroshima?
Ethiopia?
It's not the World Trade Center.
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"If you're accused falsely of the same thing three times,
that's a freebie."
- St. John Iceknife
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From: "xenu"
my empty house on Saturday night.
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From: Legume
Locnar's Hope Chest.
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Dr. K. "Cortez" Legume
Looking for the New World
and the Palace in the Sun
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From: HellPope Huey
Any given upper-middle-class suburban neighborhood fulla Pinks. Them fuckers
got it all with a bullet and they're STILL puckerfied Normworms. I hate them so
MUUUUCHHHH!!! At least during the 2 minutes a week I allot myself for it. Then I
forget about it while I lick chocolate off the goilfriend's tiddies.
Ya gotta look for it, but there IS some justice here & there.
HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
A song in my heart, a throat in my teeth,
A fork in the road to ruin
They shoot Titan IIs
at a place made of goo
And still claim they know what they're doin'
"Its obvious we're all on the conveyor belt
to the corporate abattoir."
- "Newsradio"
"The poets have been mysteriously silent
on the subject of cheese."
- G. K. Chesterton
"'You saved my life" she said,
"so you better make it up to me.'"
- "As Good As It Gets
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From: wbarwell@starbase.neosoft.com (William Barwell)
Sudan?
Afghanistan?
Somalia?
Iran?
Argentina?
So many sad places, so much pinkness.
Pope Charles
SubGenius Pope of Houston
Slack!
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From: Artemia Salina
That'd be the Copa Cabana night club in Cuba on New Years Eve, 2000.
While they had some party decorations up, there wasn't a soul around
save for the American reporter broadcasting from there.
Second saddest place on Earth would've been NYC a few nights ago during
the N.Y.E. "festivities": No booze, no backpacks (i.e. for carrying extra
clothes/blankets), 7000+ cops giving everyone the evil eye, a cold snap
that'd break your nose clean off if you blew it too hard, and throngs
of people showing up as much to make a statement of solidarity as to
actually have some fun while they tried not to notice all the cops.
Can't wait to hear about the somber, high security Mardi Gra in
New Oileens this year.
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Artemia Salina -- http://www.drpez.com/drali1.htm
Heterotropal Chiaroscuro Possibly Redisseizes Ulotrichous Bleater!!! Just ask Kevan!
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From: prostata@bronze.coil.com (The Stinking Bishop Prostata Cantata MP)
Disneyworld.
Ask anyone who has ever worked there.
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I have burped, farted, and sneezed at the same time, and I am still
alive. --Dan Povenmire, Los Angeles
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From: davidvoth@ihateclowns.com (SPM Armory, North Annex)
On Wed, 2 Jan 2002 16:50:35 -0500, prostata@bronze.coil.com (The
Stinking Bishop Prostata Cantata MP) was kind enough to write:
> Disneyworld.
>
> Ask anyone who has ever worked there.
I used to work with some animators who previously worked for Walt
Disney Studios.
They call it "Mouschwitz", and Walt was the "Fuhrer of Fun".
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Writers who abuse hyperbole deserve to be taken out and SHOT!