Rent a Genius
From: Monseignor Tartarus Sanctus
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Jan 13, 2002
http://www.perkel.com/nerd/genius.htm
Would anyone rent a SubGenius?
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Monseignor Tartarus Sanctus
Salvian H.P. Synod
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From: "The Not Quite Sane One"
Well, I did temp work for a long time...
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Rev. St. Klyf "Not Max Cannon" the Not-Quite-Sane, ESB
"We're all mad here."
--Cheshire Cat
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From: HellPope Huey
1) To get rid of bad tenants without the use of firearms
2) To de-sanctify a church so it could be freely used for evil
3) To get revenge on an ex
4) To test a new explosive
5) To test a suspicious white powder
6) To scare some pesky Amish
7) To go bowling in a grocery store that has a crappy manager
8) To crap in a punchbowl
9) To open the kids up to a REALLY whole new world
10) To see if they might wanna become one by default
HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
Bring me the head of Scooby-Doo. I hate that dog.
They drink from toilets, you know.
"Prepare your bladder for imminent RELEASE!"
- "Invader Zim"
"Do you have one of those foot massager machines?
"No, but you can stand on my epileptic cat!"
- "Night Court"
"The Universe contains a 'maybe.'"
- Robert Anton Wilson
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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
People used to rent me from the company for $1500 an hour! But now they
expect the whole ROCK BAND of Einstein's Secret Orchestra TOO for that
much. And they want the band in TUNE. Sheeeee.
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4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
A subsidiary of:
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc. / P.O. Box 140306, Dallas, TX 75214
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB
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From: wbarwell@starbase.neosoft.com (William Barwell)
How much you charge to muck out a septic tank?
Pope Charles
SubGenius Pope of Houston
Slack!