From: iDRMRSR
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Mar 18, 2002
Who was on the $5 bill when Lincoln was a fucking baby?
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From: joecosby@mindspring.com (Joe Cosby)
A dirty picture of his mom.
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From: iDRMRSR
JC:
>>A dirty picture of his mom.
That's a TEN!
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From: "St. Marc the Perpetually Amused"
"iDRMRSR"
news:AA63A7AC29C12E89.ADE0646DF84B8305.9BAC1D695B4478AA@lp.airnews.net...
> Who was on the $5 bill when Lincoln was a fucking baby?
The president of your local bank, or his current mistress, or something.
There was no federal reserve bank then and the government didn't issue paper
currency, individual banks did.
St. Marc
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From: prostata@bronze.coil.com (The Stinking Bishop Prostata Cantata MP)
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iDRMRSR
>Who was on the $5 bill when Lincoln was a fucking baby?
Lincoln was never a baby. He sprang fully formed from the skull of James
Madison and roamed america for many years wearing a mask and fighting
crime with a strange assortment of self-invented gadgets.
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From: "Paul E. Jamison"
iDRMRSR wrote:
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> That's a TEN!
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Was she? Wow!
Paul E. Jamison
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