The Color of the Universe

From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Jan 15, 2002

In article <20020114191210.16295.00001333@mb-df.aol.com>, Synapserev
<synapserev@aol.com> wrote:

> Something about that color seemed eerily familiar to me, so I moved into the
> excremeditation chamber here and consulted THE BOOK OF THE SUBGENIUS.
>
> There it was, right on the cover.
>
> The color of the universe? It's the exact same color as the eyes of "Bob."
>
> YEEEEEEHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
>
> Verily has it come to pass, as was written in the sacred text:
>
> "The eye by which you see 'Bob' is the same as the eye by which 'Bob' sees
> you.
> He watches you back through those endless Dobbsheads. Your eye and 'Bob's' are
> one and the same. . ."
> ---THE BOOK OF THE SUBGENIUS, page 26.

Proof of the multiplicity of universes in Quantum Mechanics theory is
the fact that on REVELATION X, "Bob's" eyes are a DIFFERENT COLOR.

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From: wbarwell@starbase.neosoft.com (William Barwell)

In article <20020114191210.16295.00001333@mb-df.aol.com>, Synapserev
<synapserev@aol.com> wrote:
> The color of the universe? It's the exact same color as the eyes of "Bob."

On NPR, they said it was ugly institutional green.

The universe is a nuthouse. We are all inmates.

Pope Charles
SubGenius Pope of Houston
Slack!
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From: thefridayjones@hotmail.com (Friday Jones)

"Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com> wrote in message news:<150120021249418894%stang@subgenius.com>...
> Proof of the multiplicity of universes in Quantum Mechanics theory is
> the fact that on REVELATION X, "Bob's" eyes are a DIFFERENT COLOR.

I think the sun's just in his eyes.

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