Random Sentence Prophecying

From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.friday
Date: Thu, Jan 31, 2002

Page at random from first book handy:

"Let brotherly love continue." Hebrews 13:1

Seriously, that happened to be the nearest book -- one of those pocket
sized bibles that litter this joint like ladybug corpses.

In article <8035207e.0201301734.75db16a3@posting.google.com>, Friday
Jones <thefridayjones@hotmail.com> wrote:

> Close your eyes and pick up the book nearest to you. Open the book to
> a randon page, then look at that page. The first sentence you read
> contains a MESSAGE just for YOU!
>
> Alas, the book I grabbed was "Outdoor Survival Skills" and my message
> (pg. 212) appears to be:
>
> "This is a very necessary precaution since there is nothing quite like
> ripe brains."

--
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Resurrected
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
A subsidiary of:
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc. / P.O. Box 140306, Dallas, TX 75214
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB
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From: "duke0uke" <osama@bin.laden.org>

"The new 971 area code serves the same geographical area as the
503 area code, except for the coastal communities in Clatsop
and Tillamook counties -- resulting in two area codes serving
the same region, and therefore requiring the need for ten-digit
local dialing."

Whoooooah....
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From: thefridayjones@hotmail.com (Friday Jones)

HellPope Huey <hellpopehuey@subspamgeenyus.com> wrote in message news:<a3c1m901osp@drn.newsguy.com>...
> In article <310120021111496500%stang@subgenius.com>, "Rev. says...
> >
> >Page at random from first book handy:
> >>"Let brotherly love continue." Hebrews 13:1
> >>
> >Seriously, that happened to be the nearest book -- one of those pocket
> >sized bibles that litter this joint like ladybug corpses.
>
> "He began to joke that now, if he couldn't cut loose with the ring every few
> days or so, his head might explode. It was funny at the time."
> - Green Lantern in Justice League #53
>
> Damn, this is scary. It works.

Today's message:

"There was honeyed venom in the last words."

A. Merritt's The Moon Pool, pg.158

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"Knowing is half the battle. Explaining it is the other half." --Chris Burch
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From: HellPope Huey <hellpopehuey@subspamgeenyus.com>

In article <cebj5ugv4a0j5206q2o7g7jit37mh9a4fi@4ax.com>, SubGenius says...
>"A traditional French-style coffeemaker, the press yields a rich,
>flavorful brew with a fine sediment that makes the drink feel
>satisfyingly thick and full-bodied in the mouth."

Hmm...that last bit of sentence sounds more like Connie's review of "Bob's"
masculine tumescence than a take on coffee. It takes quite a guy to give latte
upon orgasm.

HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
The film sucked but the soundtrack was grand

You're talking to someone who
really understands rock music.
- Tipper Gore

'Music is a moral law- it gives wings to the mind,
a soul to the universe, flight to the imagination,
a charm to sadness, a life to everything.'
- Plato

"Some people crave baseball. I find this unfathomable:
however, I do understand how someone could
get excited about playing a basoon."
-Frank Zappa

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From: Reverend DJ Epoch <nunyabiz@noway.com>

"Tips: Router identification is very convenient when you are remotely
configuring routers, because it is a quick reminder of which router you
are accessing."

Well, Duh! I always enjoy working on an unidentified router... it may be
part of the Xist network. Maybe I can pull a Jeff Goldblun from ID4 and
plant a virus that makes all the Xists' saucers home in on Sheboygan.

--
Rev. DJ Epoch

"This Church is so big on titties that it's almost mandatory for all our
front doors to have knockers." - Paul E. Jamison
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From: "Paul E. Jamison" <pauljmsn@infi.net>

"Lies Across America" by James W. Loewen, pg. 147:

"In the 1970s, perhaps realizing at last the incongruity of an all-white
organization formed ostensibly to pay homage to members of a
different race, the Red Men finally opened their ranks to Native
Americans and other men of color (so far as the national office
knows, no Native Americans have yet joined)."

Paul E. Jamison

"There's more pressure on a vet to get it right.
People say 'It was God's will' when Granny dies,
but they get *angry* when they lose a cow."
- Terry Pratchett
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From: rupertxhumperdinck@yahoo.com (Bluejay Rupert X. Humperdinck XXIII)

"Under these conditions, the overlapping speech sounds mask and
interfere with each other, resulting in a reduction of the
intelligibility."

Harry F. Olson, "Music, Physics, and engineering", p. 273.
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From: "palimpsest" <angkorw@temple.com.plex>

"I love sarcastic women." - 'The Busconductor Hines', James Kelman; p.23

'imp'

p.s. usual b.s. re: a.f. "not...resolved"; have been in touch with the
relevant agency and have petitioned them to add a.f. to the
newsgroup-server...we shall see...
p.s.s. hit 'em up for a.m., as well, at same time... "
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From: slaac@yahoo.com (Rev. Lemuel Atom)

"For the Weibull distribution (and only the Weibull distribution), a
PH regression model is also a SAFT regression model"

-_Statistical Models for Reliability Data_, Meeker & Escobar
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From: mumthra@yoo-ess-ay.net (Mumthra)

"Remove grease, oils, and milk from the animal's diet; avoid
high-fiber foods, kibble, and dry catmeal; feed the animal a mix of
one part cooked hamburger, drained of grease, and one part rice."

--"Diarrhea Treatment" p.62 of New York Public Library Desk Reference,
second ed.

All I need to know is who to "treat" first.
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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

Today's:

"Praise Dobbs, it is the latter -- which shall make for *some great
cable viewing* on that mighty day!"
Revelation X 10:109

OOOPS.

"Put cyberskin to the test when you put the Soft Pack in your pants."

Does this mean that the A.I. DVD is coming out soon?

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From: mumthra@yoo-ess-ay.net (Mumthra)

On 1 Feb 2002 15:16:37 -0800, HellPope Huey
<hellpopehuey@subspamgeenyus.com> wrote:

>>All I need to know is who to "treat" first.
>
>Probably Keevahn. He's been squirtin' for months now. If he isn't stopped soon,
>he'll end up being just a navel, instead of a full-sized asshole.

He drives really fast, though. He also mows his lawn a lot. Do you
think Kevan* mows his lawn RILLY RILLY fast? I do.

I bet he never tied his mower to a tree and let it do the lawn without
him, though.

__
*This post now contains "Kevan"
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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

In article <8035207e.0202081906.4748c160@posting.google.com>, Friday
Jones <thefridayjones@hotmail.com> wrote:

> I wonder if this sentence applies to Kevan?
>
> "The resentful person is too busy thinking up ways of getting even, of
> making others suffer, of denying his own complicity in his own
> unhappiness to become overtly depressed."
>
> 'The Secret Strength of Depression', pg. 112
>
> OTOH, this sentence could apply to LOTS of SubGenii ...

Only if they paid their $30 and have the Rupture to look forward to.
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From: joecosby@mindspring.com (Joe Cosby)

SubGenius Spice <SGSpice@safe-mail.netnoise> hunched over a computer,
typing feverishly;
thunder crashed, SubGenius Spice <SGSpice@safe-mail.netnoise> laughed
madly, then wrote:

>"A traditional French-style coffeemaker, the press yields a rich,
>flavorful brew with a fine sediment that makes the drink feel
>satisfyingly thick and full-bodied in the mouth."

damn, I spoogied.

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

Have you had any formal psychotherapy?
>
******No. But I have a tuxedo.******

Sig by Kookie Jar 5.98d http://go.to/generalfrenetics/
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From: joecosby@mindspring.com (Joe Cosby)

"We all came to China to bring you the good news of the salvation by
Jesus Christ; we have done you no harm, only good, why do you treat
us so?" It had no effect. A soldier removed her spectacles and cut
off her head with two blows of his sword.

***

OK, granted, I had to look around a little for that one. It was my
second try though.

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

Joyous distrust is a sign of health. Everything absolute belongs to
pathology.
- Nietzsche

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