Why I Must Kill Again

Date: Mon, Feb 25, 2002 8:00 PM

From: "nu-monet v4.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>

1. Because I feel so relaxed after.
2. It helps me to get to sleep.
3. It settles my upset stomach.
4. It's a great way to pick up some extra cash.
5. My dog told me to, and my cat agreed. They never do that.
6. Unlike random victims, these ones I know.
7. Futurama has been cancelled.
8. The mistreatment of Native Americans by Custer & them guys.
9. Because my toenails tear down, not across like they're
supposed to.
10. It calls for it in the recipe.
11. Because when I ask them "Crunchy or Creamy?" they
*always* answer WRONG!
12. The sign says, "12 Items or LESS, lady!"
13. Man, that is one HELL of a line!
14. "If you tell that joke one more time..."
15. Whaddya mean I've violated your TOS?
16. The aliens told me to.
17. Jesus told me to.
18. I want to find out if this ginsu does all they say it
does.
19. I want to find out if this cuisinart does all they say
it does.
20. I really gots to know. Taste like chicken?
21. It gives me that "just fresh" feeling.
22. To prove my theory that there's a lot of fingerprints that
match, not like the FBI says.
23. The CIA told me to.
24. Flouride.
25. Will silver bullets make a difference?
26. Chain letter and joke spam.
27. Really hefty older women in tight pink stretch pants.
They tell me to.
28. Because people JUST WON'T WORD WRAP THEIR DAMN POSTS!
29. Picking names at random from the phone book is FUN.
30. It's spring and time to fertilize my grass.

--
This is your brain.

Literally, the period at the end of the last
sentence is your brain.

You have done *way* too many drugs.

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